I was having a very catchy dream this morning. I was at my gandma's house with my mother and sisters and lots of family. There was a vampire attacking the village, and then he came in our yard, grinning at us with his teeth dripping blood, and saying: "You think you can stand up against me, you poor little mortals?" I took the little baby that was with us in my arms, held her close, kissed her and put it in my grandmother's arms, and pushed her behind me so I can protect them. The vampire approached slowly with his evil grin while I was saying that the phoenix will surely appear and kill him*, and he laughed in my face. Then suddenly, there was a beautiful yellow and orange bird flying in circles above us, getting closer and closer, and I smiled triumphantly and showed it to the vampire. He turned to look at it, and the phoenix dived, aiming at his chest, and... drrrrriiiiiing!! the phone rang. Really insistently.





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* must be because of Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum where the phoenix is said to destroy vampires

Bwahahahahahahaha this is evil
It's just copy-paste, it didn't happen to me

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.


*dies of laughter*

Speaking of cybersex... XD 1 million thanks to the friend that sent me this, I laughed too much XD


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

At [manwe]'s express request, we give you... even more fun!

I just

had

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed! {A} - Almost Boobs... {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain! {D} - Damn! {DD} - Double damn! {E} - Enormous! {G} - GEEEEzus Christ! {F} - Fake.

Some Christmas fun... I thought I should share *wink*

Merry Christmas to you too

The first picture of my loveable little furry cutie, Schumi

Today it's Romania's National Day. http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FtALatAkSM -> the anthem
*takes solemn pose*

Cronical boredom is the most terrible and most merciless reason to get into a depression... a deep, dark depression.

I want this armchair for Christmas

Okay, I see everybody does this...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.


"And though he didn't dare asking Egor any question; he had guessed in his eyes that he had felt the same disgusting horror. To feel that someone approaches and begins to listen,someone you don't see, but whose presence you feel in the beating of your blood and which you recognize in the eyes of the other...
The two of them searched hastily something to say."

Mircea Eliade, "Miss Christina"

And my favourite poem of my favourite poet, Nichita Stanescu

Tell me, if I caught you one day
and kissed the sole of your foot,
wouldn't you limp a little then,
afraid to crush my kiss?...

Now, isn't that beautiful!

Sentimental story by Nichita Stanescu

Then we met more often.
I stood at one side of the hour,
you at the other,
like two handles of an amphora.
Only the words flew between us,
back and forth.
You could almost see their swirling,
and suddenly,
I would lower a knee,
and touch my elbow to the ground
to look at the grass, bent
by the falling of some word,
as though by the paw of a lion in flight.
The words spun between us,
back and forth,
and the more I loved you, the more
they continued, this whirl almost seen,
the structure of matter, the beginnings of things.


The golden age of love

My hands are in love,
alas, my mouth loves -
and see, I am suddenly aware
that things are so close to me
I can hardly walk among them
without suffering.

It is a sweet feeling
of waking, of dreaming,
and I am here now, without sleep -
I clearly see the ivory gods,
I take them in my hands and
thrust them, laughing, in the moon
up to their sculpted hilts -
the wheel of an ancient ship, adorned
and spun by sailors.

Jupiter is yellow, Hera
the magnificent shades to silver.
I strike the wheel with my left hand and it moves.
It is a dance of sentiments, my love,
many a goddess of the air, between the two of us.
And I, the sail of my soul
billowed with longing,
look for you everywhere, and things come
ever closer,
crowding my chest, hurting me.

From the book "Bas-Relief with Heroes"
english translation by Thomas Carlson and Vasile Poenaru.

One of my all times favourite poet

I have been talking with my 15 years old sister today. Maybe I shouldn't have, because now I want to grab her and slap her untill some common sense comes back in her head. Why? Read for yourself...

Sister: I wanna make a hi5 account.
Me: Don't you dare or I'll beat you up myself.
Sister: Y?
Me: Because it's full of stupid kids and little girlies even more stupid, so don't get an account there and make me feel ashamed in front of everyone.
Me: they're stupid, girl.
Sister: y?
Me: because they're stupid by nature, they don't need any other reason
Sister: cmon u dont have to offend my frendz
Me: if they're "frendz" and especially if they rite lyk dis, from my p.o.v. they can go hang themselves. When I think that kids like those will grow up and have kids themselves...
Me: So if I see you hanging around hi5 with them, I'll shave your head off, you hear me?
Sister: Mkay.
(she changes her status message to "Im in da mood 2 talk - but make it intresting)
Me: So, you wanna talk about something interesting?
Sister: nvm i hav who 2 talk 2
Me: your hyfyve frendz? And what interesting things do they tell you?
Sister: if they have hi5 accounts is not a reason 4 u 2 despise them
Me: kiddo, when the majority of a group is characterized by certain things, you can apply those things to the entire group
Me: so if on hi5 7 kids out of 10 are stupid, I can say they're all stupid, untill proven otherwise.
Sister: but i dun no y that bothers u
Me: from all the girls I saw so far around there, 50% pose like whores, 10% are posing like half whores, 20% are ugly and stupid.
Sister: okay u upset me
Me: it bothers me that my beautiful, talented, intelligent sister wants to hang out with such people
Sister: 10x but they're NICE & COOL
Me: okay, whatever you say
Me: I won't try to discuss with you about values and other philosophic terms
Me: Have fun with your frendz and have a good day
Me: oh and don't send me messages like "i'm done", "i'm home", "i ate", "i sh..."
Me: keep them for your interesting friends
Sister: now y r u so mad
Me: because at your fabulous age of 15 cannot accept the opinion of someone that saw more things than you
Me: we say we are a family of intelligent persons, but if the fashion says you have to write like a retarded and act like an idiot, that's it
Me: I was a teen too, but I didn't follow the herd of stupid sheep only to be cool
Me: it's true that I didn't have 19364862 kewl frendz but at least I didn't shit on real values (actually I only had like 4 friends, and the others considered me a nerd and a weird because I prefered spending my time in a library, reading or writing rather than getting drunk and fucking with half of the highschool guys)
Me: that's why I'm mad
Sister: rite, now insult me
Me: you're getting on your own nerves
Sister: k zbye
Me: you be kewl and wonderful and happy
Me: I'm disappointed
Sister: i didnt insult ur frends so im expecting u do teh same
Me: now that's funny, as if you actually had something to comment about my friends
Sister: AND WUT DO U WANT ME 2 DO? HAVE NO FRENDS CUZ THEY USE NETSPEAK AND HAVE HI5 ACCOUNTS?
Me: I don't want anything, you're wonderful enough not to need advices (thought: actually, yes, that's what I want, choose your fucking friends more wisely, for a good reason, not because they're popular & kewl)
Me: you're the smartes and kewlest, what do I know, I'm only 7 years older
Sister: if u dun like it than dun be they're friend! i dun wanna b a weird w/o friends
(thanks, hit under the belt)
Me: can't you accept a second opinion without getting as agitated as a bottle of pepsi?
Me: so thanks, I've been a weird without friends
Sister: ya now start it (me?! who's been whinning since the beginning?!)
Me: so, as I was saying, have a wonderful day with your wonderful friends, and I hope you don't burn your fingers with them
Me: see ya


So yeah, I would've never believed my sister will join the international herd of idiot teens. I swear when I get over ther I'm gonna hit her head against a fucking wall untill all the crap gets out.
I am FURIOUS!!!! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! What did I do to deserve this?!
Someone hold me tight so I can't beat her up >.<

Wanna curl up and sleep for some years. I need a break.

Pretty toy-boy