Well on Dec. 31 2007, I threw a sleep over/party for the New Years. 7 of my friends came over and one of them was my 'boyfriend'. XD Let me just say my lips were swollen from kissing and my neck was totally chewed up in a good way lol. I loved it! Well anyway, I think I pulled a muscle in my left arm (any guesses how?) and now I can't lift it high. I asked my mom to help me put my hair in a ponytail but when she did, she saw a bitemark. She asked who bit me and I said my 'boyfriend'. She goes, "...Why?"
I said all sheepishly, "....We were sort of in the midst of making out?" XDDDDDDD Lmao!
Omfg, lmao. My dads's wife's daughter's step-daughter is name Joselyn and shes around 9 or 10. Well, her grades started slipping because she was distracted in school. Why? Because she was watching TV in the middle of the night. But omg, you should hear HOW she did it and managed to get away with it for two months!
First her step-mom and her dad would tuck her in at 9ish. Then she'd wait till eleven, place her blanket under the door to make sure no light came out, and turned on her TV real quiet.
She would have gotten away with it but she got grounded, so Jenny (Her mother; AKA My dad's wife's daughter) unplugged her TV. At night, she did the same thing with the blanket and plugged the TV back in, watching it till 2 AM like always. Then she unplugged it and accidently unplugged the alarm clock as well. The next morning she came downstairs at 6:45 instead of 6:30. Since she's been doing this for two months, she figured she'd dress for school the previous ngiht and sleep in those clothes to get a few minutes of extra sleep. Well, Jenny saw that and asked if she fell back asleep. Joselyn said no, that she fell asleep with her clothes on. Then Jenny asked why her alarm clock didn't go off; Joselyn said that she tripped over the plug. If it weren't for the fact that the plug was behind a dresser, it would have been believable. But omfg, she can lie so well! And shes so young! LMAO XD She's got some damn demon blood in her veins. Lol
Your friend lies to you about a small thing and then laughs their ass off about it, humiliating you. You have the right to be a little angry right? Or are you just being too sensative? Or both?
WAKA LAKA!!!! :D COURT OF MIRACLES IS ON CRACK! CHECK IT OUT ON YOUTUBE! Lol
"Maybe you've heard of a terrible place where the scoundrals of Paris collect in a lair. Maybe you've heard of that mythical place called the Court of Miracles; hello you're there!
Where the lame can walk, and the blind can see, but the dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found!
We are the method for spies and intruders, rather like hornets protecting their hive. Here in the Court of Miracles where it's a miracle if you get out alive!
Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles I am the royalists and judge all in one! We like to get this over quickly because it's the sentence that's all the fun!
Any last words?
*mumbles through gags*
That's what they all say!
Now that we've seen all the evidence...
Wait I object!
Overruled!
I object!
Quiet!
...Dang...
We find you totally innocent....wh
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HANG!"
Court of Miracles from Hunchback of Notre Dame. Lol, I love that movie and I dont care if it makes me childish! This song is actually really catchy ;D