[XxTsomexX]'s diary
Written about Thursday 2009-01-15
Written: (5773 days ago)
Dear [Piercedskull] ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your car and I saw you sit on Thelic Priest.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.
Good luck in jail,
Tso.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Green - My boyfriend
White - My Cathofather
Grey – Thelic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Confused- That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Bored- That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Flavored water – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur
Pepsi – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetis
Whiskey - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Go milk a cow
Japan - Please don't hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness
Now, FILL IT IN ..
Dear (Friend) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.
___12___,
then write your name here
Written about Wednesday 2009-01-07
Written: (5780 days ago)
Please disregard last diary entry. We're okay now. I'm okay now. Sorry to scare you all, and I'm glad you guys care.
Written about Wednesday 2009-01-07
Written: (5780 days ago)
It seems I can never do anything right anymore... not with my boyfriend, not with my family, not with anyone. I can't stand life anymore, and I feel like the world is against me... If I wasn't such a coward, I would kill myself right now, but no. I fear death too much to do it. I'm sorry to everyone, for everything. I can't do anything right...
I'M SORRY!
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Written about Sunday 2009-01-04
Written: (5783 days ago)
DX DAMN MY FATHER!!
Hes gotten me hooked on the Rocky Horror Picture Show! DX Damnit... I got the time warp stuck in my head...
Have a merry xmas everyone! I probably won't be on till after, so please don't get too far in rps without me!
Yeah, needed a change XD lol might have frequent page changes and crap :P
But take a look at the new pic I put up!! Its Oreo Jr.!! *melts into a puddle of mush*
Animetize me, Tsome!
Take a look.
Written about Monday 2008-11-24
Written: (5825 days ago)
Gah!! What is going on here?!
Almost every random page I visit... its a house that no one is on anymore!! Is elftown really loosing members THAT much?!
Its sad to see :( makes me wanna cry....
Written about Thursday 2008-11-20
Written: (5829 days ago)
Hamster= no. They smelt bad. Besides, you have to be 18 to buy them... stupid laws....
I'm getting a hamster!!! :D But unfortunately, Warren has to take the rats to his house for me to do so D:
But it'll be okay, I'll still visit them!! Oreo and Scabbers will always hold a place in my heart.
A song that ALWAYS manages to make me cry
Artist: Travis Randy
Song: Three Wooden Crosses
A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher,
Ridin' on a midnight bus bound for Mexico.
One's headed for vacation, one for higher education,
An' two of them were searchin' for lost souls.
That driver never ever saw the stop sign.
An' eighteen wheelers can't stop on a dime.
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
I guess it's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
That farmer left a harvest, a home and eighty acres,
The faith an' love for growin' things in his young son's heart.
An' that teacher left her wisdom in the minds of lots of children:
Did her best to give 'em all a better start.
An' that preacher whispered: "Can't you see the Promised Land?"
As he laid his blood-stained bible in that hooker's hand.
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
I guess it's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
That's the story that our preacher told last Sunday.
As he held that blood-stained bible up,
For all of us to see.
He said: "Bless the farmer, and the teacher, an' the preacher;
"Who gave this Bible to my mamma,
"Who read it to me."
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, now I guess we know.
It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway.
I don't usually like to post these "Pass this on to 5 people or something bad will happen" things, but this one made me cry ;A;
Considering how close I am with my own dad, it really did make me cry...
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was "Daddy's Day" at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter at home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.
Of a dad who's never there, a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?!" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, She heard another father say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he was a fireman and died just this past year.
When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed..
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
PASS THIS ONE IF YOU CARE.. AND IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU HAVE A VERY COLD HEART
If there is someone out there you love...make sure you tell them, there might not be a tomorrow.
Written about Wednesday 2008-10-29
Written: (5850 days ago)
Q: Type in "<your name> needs" in the Google search:
A: Megan needs a very quiet home in a place with few or no thunder storms and lots of sunshine.
*nods* I hate thunderstorms.
Q: Type in "<your name> looks like" in Google search:
A: MEGAN LOOKS LIKE A WATERMELON AND I WANT TO EAT HER
Eep! Please don't eat me... but I like watermelons...
Q: Type in "<your name> says" in Google search:
A: Megan Says These are Clever!
...? Whats clever?
Q: Type in "<your name> wants" in Google search:
A: Megan Wants to Do A Whole Movie Naked
No comment...
Q: Type in "<your name> does" in Google search:
A: megan does it all by ball bustin cock thrustin smut!!
... okay... wtf?!
Q: Type in "<your name> hates" in Google search:
A: megan hates myspace with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
Not true... myspace isn't that bad....
Q: Type in "<your name> asks" in Google search:
A: Megan asks to play
*creepy tone* Wanna play?
Q: Type in "<your name> goes" in Google search:
A: Megan Goes psycho!
bwa ha ha ha
Q: Type in "<your name> likes" in Google search:
A: Megan likes Obama
I am actually indifferent...
Q: Type in "<your name> eats" in Google search:
A: megan eats socks for fun.
<sarcasm>Oh yeah, nothing like sweaty gym socks after a long day, yum yum</sarcasm>
Q: Type in "<your name> wears" in Google search:
A: megan wears to muck make up
Ha. I don't wear make up!
Q: Type in "<your name> was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: megan was arrested for the possesion of beaver sexual amplifiers
I'm sorry, but this one made me laugh....
Taken off Evo-kun :3
Are you more man, or woman?
1.[x] You love hoodies
2.[x] Dogs are better than cats
3.[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt
4.[x] You've played with/against boys on a team
5.[ ] Shopping is torture
6.[x] Sad movies suck
7.[x] You own an Xbox 360
8.[x] You wanted/played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
9.[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
10.[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega
11.[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
12.[x] You watch sports on TV
13.[x] Gory movies are cool
14.[x] You only go to your dad for advice
15.[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
16.[x] You like going to football games
17.[ ] You used to/do collect football cards
18.[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
19.[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors
20.[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think
21.[x] Sports are fun too
22.[x] Have talked with food in your mouth
23.[x] Wear Boxers to bed
24.[x] Or your socks on at night
total: 18
Multiply the total by 7
Score: 126
GIRL PART
1.[ ] You wear lip gloss
2.[x] You wear eyeliner
3.[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors
4.[x] You wear the color pink/ have worn the color pink
5.[x] Go to a female for advice
6.[x] You KNOW cheerleadings a sport and you argue about it
7.[ ] You hate wearing the color black
8.[x] You like shopping
9.[x] You like wearing jewelry
10.[ ] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe
11.[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars
12.[x] It takes you around 1 hour (or more) to shower get dressed and put on make-up and accessories
13.[x] You smile a lot more than you should
14.[x]You have more than 10 pairs of shoes/sneakers
15.[x] You care about what you look like
16.[x] You like wearing dresses when you can
17.[x] You love, LOVE movies
18.[x] Used to play with dolls as a little kid
19.[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it
20.[x] Like taking pictures when you're bored
Total: 16
Multiply by 7
Score: 112
Hmm... not too drastic of a difference...
Warren and I adopted babies!! XD I love them to death!!
This is Scabbers The female
and
This is Oreo!! The male...
It took a lot of convincing, but my parents finally said we could keep them at my house!!
Oreo is a little charmer! He will cuddle into a ball into my hands!! //^-^//
And then Scabbers, good lord! I put her down so I could put a warm blanket in their cage and she zoomed off! Warren and I spent about 5 minutes trying to catch her, and she was all like "ZOOM!! SUPER RAT!!" XD lol
The are both baby fancy rats. I absolutely love them
Total animal toll: 9!!