RULES;
001. Put your music player on shuffle.
002. For each question press the 'next' button to get your answer.
003. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS !

If someone says 'Is that okay' you say;
Decode- Paramore
_____________________
What would best describe your personality;
Say It Right- Nelly Furtado
________________________________
What do you like in a guy or girl;
Circle- Paramore
____________________________
How do you feel today;
Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen
_____________________________
What is your life's purpose;
Enjoy The Silence- Depoche Mode
_________________________________
What is your motto;
Edge of Seventeen- Stevie Nicks
_______________________________
What do your friends think of you;
Feel Good Inc.- Gorillaz
___________________________
What do you think of often;
My Sacrifice- Creed
______________________________
What do you think of your best friend;
Decoy- Paramore (omg thats harsh)
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What do you think of the person you like;
Yellow Cat (slash) Red Cat- Say Anything
_______________________________
What is your life story;
Missing- Evanescence
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What do you want to be when you grow up;
Glamorous- Fergie
_______________________________
What do you think when you see the person you like;
Crash and Burn- Savage Garden
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What do your parents think of you;
I Believe- Daimond Rio
______________________________
How will you feel at your funeral;
ABC- Jackson 5
______________________________
What will they play at your wedding;
CrushCrushCrush- Paramore
_____________________________
What is your hobby or interest;
Carol of the Bells- Trans-Siberian Orchestra
________________________________
What is your biggest fear;
The Reason- Hoobastank
_______________________________
What is your biggest secret;
Knockin' On Heaven's Door- Guns & Roses
_____________________________
What do you think of your friends;
I Want You- Savage Garden


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle/Random
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
Opening Credits:------------ Make It Rain Fat Joe and Lil Wayne
Waking Up:------------------- Haunted- Evanescence
First Day At School: -------- All Around Me- Flyleaf
Falling In Love: ------------- Numa Numa- OZone
Breaking Up:----------------- It Ends Tonight- The All-American Rejects
Prom:------------------------- Under Pressure- Queen and David Bowie
Life's OK:--------------------- Sunday Morning- Maroon 5
Breakdown:----------------- All The Same- Sick Puppies
Driving:----------------------- Maneater- Nelly Furtado
Flashback:-------------------- BYOB- System of a Down
Getting Back Together:----- Holiday- Green Day
Wedding:----------------- Our Song- Taylor Swift
Sex Scene:------------------- Tainted Love- Billy Idol (XD lmao)
Birth of Child:---------------- Stay Close, Don't Go- Secondhand Serenade
Final Battle:------------------ Night Drive- The All-American Rejects
Death Scene:---------------- Yummy- Gwen Stefani
Funeral Song:---------------- Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie
Dance Sequence:----------- Sorry- Madonna
End Credits:----------------- Ring The Alarm- Beyonce


I love doing these things XD

(x) = things ive never done
(_) =things ive done

I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER HAVE RECIEVED ORAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE GIVEN ORAL SEX
(X) I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(X) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(X) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

Read my short story: The Hamilton House
It is fully complete, and all fixed up, so please read it and tell me how it is! (Note: I wrote this last year... my writing skills have somewhat improved when it comes to repetition and such...)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Megan
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Megizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Green Cockatiel
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Caron Filmore
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
Hinmekev
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Black Mountain Dew
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Eninga
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Ann
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Blue Ducky

Im not in the mood to rp right now guys... I'm worried about Warren, my boyfriend. He couldn't get a ride home, so he decides to WALK. I'm worried, and I pray to God he makes it home safe. I'm just a ball of nerves right now, and I don't want it to reflect in the rps, so yeah, just not tonight...

On a brighter nore, I got a new bird! His name is Ducky, and hes sooo cute!

NOTE: Okay, I found out Warren got home safe, so im okay now. But im goin to bed... my nerves tired me out...

Just Another Pirate RP

OAO
Omg... I am watching Encore (the movie station on the tv) and omfg!! I look up from typing my story and all I see is a bunch of men dressing in women's clothes and putting on make up... VERY DISTURBING FOR A TEEN!! Especially when its only 9:45 in the morning!!

Edit: The movie name is: To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar...

I will never look at Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes the same again!!!!!

EditEdit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Wong_Foo

They even have... Robbin Williams... as a gay guy... omg...
(Note: I am not racist or anything... this just really disturbed me....)

Y'know... I've been on Elftown for 3 years now... and I know it in and out pratically... I have a new poll up, so please vote: Should I join the ELFTOWN CREW?

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Life Lessons has an update: Chapter 0 (or more commonly known as the prelude) and Chapter 1 are up and complete. I am working on Chapter 2... I love comments, so please leave some on the wikipage

Also, the ART CHALLENGE is still up and running, so please enter!! :D I'm making it so there is a different pic for each character (6 different characters means 6 different artists...) I already have 2 :D Images that don't make it will be put on the art page, Note: All credit will go to the artists.
All you need to do is message me, and I'll either give you each description at a time (like I give you the first one, you draw it, then I give you the second one) or I can just give them to you all at once...

My artist friends...

I have a challenge for you. I have 6 characters that need to be drawn seperately... for my story Life Lessons. No matter how I draw them, they aren't coming out right. I would really appreciate this. The ones I like the best will be used for their character biographies, the others that do not make it will be put on the fanpage. (ALL CREDIT WILL GO TO THE ARTIST!! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR CREDIT!!)

If you want to take this little challenge, message me and I'll give you the character description.

Woohoo! I stumbled upon an old story, so I'm gonna restart it :P change a few things and stuff. Please take a look and read it (of course, once I get stuff up...) Life Lessons

I'm currently working on character biographies...

A shell of what I once was
Something I dont want to be.
The pain creeps and tears me away
as if I cant see.
I try so hard and all I get is pain
I fall and fall and theres no one to blame
but myself for not trying hard enough
to blast it all away.
It hurts me everyday
to see you suffering
I cant come up with anything to say
To try and stop it.
I cant replace what you have lost
and it kills me inside to admit it
ill never be able to take it away
and that makes me feel lower than shit
What else is there that I can say
to try and make this pain go away?
I'm sorry never cuts it
I'm sorry is all I can say
I don't want to hurt you anymore
Put your blame, and shame on me
For I want to be there...
As a hollow, empty shell of what I once was.
So you can put your pain on me,
just put it all on me

Sorry if I am not my chipper self... I'm just worried about my mom. She has to get some kind of scan done, then needs to go to a neurologist to get a cyst on her head checked... if the tests come back negative, which I actually pray to God not... she has to get tested for Systemic lupus erythematosus or commonly known as "lupus"

This scares me... my aunt died of it...

http://www.hollywoodeasttv.com/video/the-series-goes-to-school
XD OMG MY FRIEND PJ IS SUCH A SPAZ!! XXD
Hes at the end of the video (the interview) if you wanna know what I'm laughing about :P (I'm from North, of course :P)

Want a chance to see me on TV?! XD well, not offical TV, that I know of at least.

Go to http://www.hollywoodeasttv.com/ and sign up! Suscribe for The Series: Plymouth Rock Studios!! It'll show stuff from my school :P

So excited!! I'm hoping to get some kind of job at the studio :D

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

[my comments... seriously :P]

1)Name?
Megan

A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
Megan is my best friend
[Well, at least the stubborn part is correct...]

2)Your age?
17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
[XD LMAO!!]

3)One of your friends?
Steff

the best sex godess ever
Last night was great with steff.
[Thats bad... thats really bad...]

4)What should you be doing?
Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
[XXD So true... though its only some writing shit...]

5)Favorite color?
Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
[XXD No comment... too much laughing...]

6)Birthplace?
Plymouth
The main city in the Southwest of England located on the south coast of Devon near the Cornish border. Plymouth is home is to one of the largest naval bases in Western Europe and home to far too many chavs.

Following intense bombing in WWII, the city centre was rebuilt by stoned and drug addicted urban planners who had a fetish for ugly concrete buildings. Most of the city centre and Union Street is now inhabited by total wankers who seem to like the disgusting surroundings.

Plymouth is also where the Pilgrims left from before heading to that nasty place called America.
I live in Plymouth and it would be nice if we rebuilt the city centre and exiled the chavs to a sinking boat in the middle of the Atlantic.
[Hahaha thats pretty bad...]

7)Birth month?
November
The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.

8)Last person you talked to?
Daniella
1. Persian Goddess of Love, Beauty, Grace, Sex, Attraction, Sexual rapture, Desire, Seduction, Pleasure & Happiness. 2. A woman of superior charms or excellence. 3. A woman whose great charm or beauty arouses great adoration. 4. A woman of extraordinary beauty, grace, appeal. 5. A greatly admired or adored woman. 6. A woman of extraordinary lure. 7. A woman whose beauty, charm, wile, inspires great affinity.

aka a girl who can make you have the time of your life!!
Damn, that girl looks almost as good as Daniella!!
[XD dont kill me [piercedskull]!]

9)One of your nicknames?
Moochie
n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.
Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger
[XD Ahahahahahahaahhahhahahaahaha!!]

Dear [Piercedskull] ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your car and I saw you sit on Thelic Priest.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Good luck in jail,
Tso.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Green - My boyfriend
White - My Cathofather
Grey – Thelic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Confused- That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Bored- That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Flavored water – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur
Pepsi – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Go milk a cow
Japan - Please don't hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness


Now, FILL IT IN ..


Dear (Friend) ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.

___12___,
then write your name here

Please disregard last diary entry. We're okay now. I'm okay now. Sorry to scare you all, and I'm glad you guys care.

It seems I can never do anything right anymore... not with my boyfriend, not with my family, not with anyone. I can't stand life anymore, and I feel like the world is against me... If I wasn't such a coward, I would kill myself right now, but no. I fear death too much to do it. I'm sorry to everyone, for everything. I can't do anything right...

I'M SORRY!

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!