Got it from [Evolution X]

Go to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
and type your name it. post the quote accordingly.

1) Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Tsome Fits
2) Bridge That Gap with Tsome
3) Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Tsome (XD lmao)
4) Once Driven, Forever Tsome
5) I'm not Just the Tsome, I'm a Member
6) Get Tsome or Get Out
7) Made in Scotland from Tsome
8) Double the Pleasure, Double the Tsome (Aaaaakwaaaard....)
9) Do You Have The Tsome Inside?
10) Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Tsome?
11) The Good Tsome Kids Go For
12) Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Tsome (XXD)
13) I Like the Tsome in You
14) There's Only One Tsome (Fuck yeah, and don't you forget it!)
15) Tsome Keeps Going and Going (>.> I could take this wrong...)

Hey!
Without Massachusetts, you people wouldn't have:
Marshmallow fluff to go on your sandwiches...
Charleston Chews...
and Necco wafers...

probably more, but none the less...

we made fluff, bitches!

Ugh >< and yet I'm fucking nice again.

One more chance girl: One more chance.

*sigh* Sometimes I wish I didn't have a heart, or a soft spot for people.

Here is the message I sent to her. Harsh or not, I don't really give a flying fuck anymore:

dont bother accepting the friend request, im just gonna end up deleting you again. I am so tired of you being all nice to me outside of school, but then you give me the cold shoulder in school. I'm done with your lying too. Only told one person you said? Okay. Right. Another fucking lie. I'm done Tanya, I don't need a friend who I can't even trust. I really cant believe anything you say anymore, because I don't know if its a lie or not. So I guess this is the end. I don't know why you lied in the first place, but you've done it one too many times. Im done being the nice guy and just forgiving people. Now I'm gonna be the bitch and only look out for myself. If you respect me, I'll respect you. Simple.

Tanya lost her fucking chance. Lyin skank...

And I go back into school today, from being sick and all, and I had at least 3 people come up to me and asked me if I was dropping out XD Gotta love Plymouth North...

Ugh, sorry if I seem out of it guys, I'm sick, and I had a bad night last night with Tanya, and no, I don't really want to talk about it. Kathy, you might me the only one to force it out of me, but its all good...

Gonna make some hot soup, relax, and just rp... so please rp with me...?

World of Magic Do it! Needs more people.

I thought this was fantastically funny :):) lol

XD OMFG HAHAHAHA!

D: holy craaaaaaap!!
Patrick Swayzee died!!!! ; ^ ;
R.I.P. ... the best Dirty Dancer ever.

Wooow... just realised something talking to Kathy-kins....

Sakura is like Bella

Edward is like Sasuke.....


...

FML!

Answer please:
Would you? Will you?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] make out with me?
[_] in public?
[_] f**k me or get f**ked by me?
[_] in public?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hott?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to live happily ever after with me?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] f**kable? *cough* *cough*.....u dont have to answer this one
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] had a dirty thought bout me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking about me?

Lets see what people answer :D lol

:D Chillin' with my crazy ass friend/sis Tanya, will be back later <3.

Hahaha fuck yeah!! Had an awesome day :D:D:D ask me why, DO IT!!

Team America World Police...

the 'epic movie' of the thunderbirds...

stupidest shit I've ever seen...


BUT FUNNY AS FUCK!! XD

Will be back later my lovelies... going to nana's.