[XxTsomexX]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2007-11-22
Written: (6193 days ago)

Interesting Facts About the Human Body

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.

Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

You use 200 muscles to take one step.

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a softball.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

The human brain can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia >Britannica.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate; they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.

Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
(Now I KNOW you are placing your thumb on your NOSE, aren't you?)

991814  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-11-13
Written: (6202 days ago)

In a better mood today (yay!!) lol I know I've been bitchy this past week *cough cough* and yeah, i'm sorry!!

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Written about Friday 2007-10-26
Written: (6219 days ago)
Next in thread: 986929, 987489

Are you ready, Steve?
(Uh-huh)
Andy?
(Oh Yeah)
Nick?
(O.K)
All right fellas,
Let's go!

Well, It's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, ah ha
My dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see

OH, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh Yeh, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz x 4

I'm reaching out for something touching nothing's all I ever do
I softly call you over,
When you appear there's nothing left of you, ah ha

And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frantically hectic
And the band started leaving, cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
{Break}
Oh Yeh, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz x 4

It's, it's a ballroom blitz, it's, it's a ballroom blitz
It's, it's a ballroom blitz, Yeh it's a ballroom blitz

986051  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-10-24
Written: (6222 days ago)

C'mon all you narutards out there! Join [Piercedskull]'s and my new rp!!: Raindrops on Roses!!!! Its in dire need of members X(

985392  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-10-21
Written: (6224 days ago)

Got it from Kenji-chan

THE NARUTARD SURVEY!
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Shikamaru Nara and Neji Hyuuga <3<3<3

2. What is your favorite pairing?
I personally like NarutoxSakura...

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
I'm a fan of both <3

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
I have, once, and it was Hinata when my hair was short.. and this halloween I am gonna be Tsunade.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Lets see... kakashi blanket, many MANY posters, hand glove thingys from Sand, Volumes 1+2, the Naruto Chronicles game (already finished)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Not in real life... :P

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
Kibahina!! duh!

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Hmm... SasuNaru :P

9. Which team is your favourite?
I love team 7... but my fave teach is Gai!!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Yeah, I do ^^

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
yeah, I do!!

12. Your favourite akatsuki member?
I adore Deidara!!

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Anti Sasuke... damn emo b*tch

14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
yup ^w^

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Not yet...

16. Do you beleive Naruto has ADD?
Oh hell yeah

17. Sub or dub?
Sub. Dub fucks up the voices!!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
eh... so so

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Hilarium!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
yup :0

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Well, niether really, I like Gai, but not THAT much

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku Or Deidara?
Haku, all the way

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
I love him!! hes awesome!

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
Hm..... Sasuke being happy and unemo.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Yeah!!!

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Oh hell yeah!

27. Do you like lemons?
Yes. I love lemons.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Yeah. both my parents... my dads a Jiraya fan XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yup

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
OMG YES!!!! *starts singing Somebody Told Me*

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yeah, my daddy :P

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
Yeah, sadly

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Yeah XD my study teacher

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
no, but its always on my mind

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
Yeah...

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
OMG FUCK YEAH!!!!

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
No, I do not.

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Yeah, lol take a look for yourself... probably over 30 times

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Sasuke was never sexy (I agree Kenji!)

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Yup, Two of them. Tsome Uchiha (my name sake) and Tyra Inuzuka

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Yeah, just a lil bit...

984667  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-10-18
Written: (6227 days ago)

Hahaha omg perfect for me (as in megan myself) and Tsome!!


you are a very aggressive person and don't seem to trust people very easily, you hate getting close to people and think its a waste of time. You areprotective and brave but can be very reckless. YOu don't usually think about how your actions may effect some people and hate being surprised
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Naruto: shes scary O-o; she is kindah nice when she wants to be though.
Sasuke: she hates me, I hate her, end of story
Sakura: she is completely insane! she scares everyone! bt I wouldn't say that to her face though...
Kiba: she is one sexi woman! shes really firey too, Akamaru likes her so I like her too
Shino: ....
Hinata: sh-she can be v-very intimidating b-but sh-she is kind of m-my friend, she can b-be a little v-v-violent though
Ino: WOW! SHE IS SO COOL! I WISH I COULD STRIKE FEAR INTO MY OPPONENTS JUST BY GLARING AT THEM! CHAA!!
Chouji: *eats potato chips like theres no tomorrow
Shikamaru: *nursing a lump on the top of his head* troublesome woman
Neji: *no comment*
Tenten: oh she is really strong, beat Neji in six hits it was incredible! I don't want to be on her bad side.
Lee: oh she is scary! SHE HAS A FLAME OF YOUTH THAT BURNS INTO ANYONE ELSES INSIDES AND MAKES THEM SQUIRM!!
Gaara: she is similar to me
Kankurou: *blinks* has she ever heard of anger management?
Temari: she beat me in a fight, shes strong
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Kakashi: she definantly has the body of a godess, too bad she hides it under all that baggie clothing
Gai: OH SHE IS ONE SCARY LITTLE GIRL! SHE ALMOST KILLED JIAIYA-SAMA FOR PEEKING IN ON HER WHILE AT THE SPRINGS!
Kerunai: shes powerful and dangerour
Asuma: same as Kerunai
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Itachi: dangerous, she may prove to be a formable opponent
Kisame: I cant do shit to her! I dont know what she is but it sure as hell aint human!
Deidara: she has the same art belief as I do! ^^
Sasori: I will kill her
Kankuzu: DAME! THAT BODY! GOD DAME IT!
Hiden: she is a @#%$ing beautiful piece of @#%$ing work!!
Konan: doesn't like you
Pein: she will prove to be a promising Akatsuki member if she decides to leave that village
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Orochimaru: I must admit, she is quite frightening
Kabuto: for a girl that young not to fear death or pain, it is sad

this one would probably be me too XD

Your a friendly easy-going person who tends to get along with everyone, you don't like showing weaknesses and can be rather reckless at times. You are loud and cheerful and like to make yourself known. You like having your friends around you and knowing that you have a family. Your brave and will do anything to protect those close to you.

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Naruto: SHES AWESOME! She is one of my best friends!
Sasuke: shes too much like Naruto, too nice
Sakura: shes nice, she always seems to be in the right place at the right time, shes a close friend of mine
Kiba: shes alright, not much to look at but shes kind and plays with Akamaru a lot
Shino: she is interesting
Hinata: shes been helping me with my confidence, shes very nice
Ino: EH! she is cool but shows off a bit, shes okay
Chouji: she bought me some BBQ so shes all good in my books
Shikamaru: too loud, too cheerful, doesn't she ever just sit still?
Neji: there is something about her that is different, I don't know what
Tenten: she often spars with me, shes really strong
Lee: SHE IS A GORGEOUS FLOWER OF EVER FLOWING YOUTH!
Gaara: ....she helped with Shikaku once....
Kankurou: eh, shes alright, she got Gaara off my back once
Temari: I heard she was pretty strong, too bad shes a reckless fool
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Kakashi: she is a very strong ninja, could do with a little more frame though
Gai: AH! SHE IS TRUELY A BLOSSEMING FLOWER OF EVER GROWING YOUTH! SHE HAS BESTED LEE IN SPEED!
Kerunai: she is powerful, she is hidding something though a sadness?
Asuma: very loud, very cheerful young girl
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Itachi: she is a nusence
Kisame: who?
Deidara: I have heard of her, un, Itachi says she annoys him, so I like her yeah
Sasori: she would make an excellent puppet
Kankuzu: don't know her
Zetsu:....
Hiden: she is one @#%$ing annoying little sh*thead!
Konan: I remember her, strange girl
Pein: too loud, too cocky
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Orochimaru: powerful, very powerful, I will have to dispose of her if she becomes a problem in my plans
Kabuto: brave, very brave, I will regret the day Orochimaru orders her to her death

982887  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-10-11
Written: (6235 days ago)

Found this somewhere.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle/Random
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:------------ Time To Dance by Panic! At The Disco
Waking Up:------------------- Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne
First Day At School: -------- Build God, Then We'll Talk by Panic! At The Disco
Falling In Love: ------------- Hanging By A Moment by Lifehouse
Breaking Up:----------------- Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
Prom:------------------------- Animals by Nickelback
Life's OK:--------------------- This Love by Maroon 5
Breakdown:----------------- But Its Better If You Do by Panic! At The Disco
Driving:----------------------- Good Riddance by Green Day
Flashback:-------------------- The Reason by Hoobastank
Getting Back Together:----- Sugar, We're Goin Down- Fall Out Boy
Wedding:----------------- How You Remind Me by Nickelback
Sex Scene:------------------- Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne
Birth of Child:---------------- I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance
Final Battle:------------------ The Fantasy by 30 Seconds To Mars
Death Scene:---------------- Days Go By by Keith Urban
Funeral Song:---------------- Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Dance Sequence:----------- Faint by Linkin Park
End Credits:----------------- The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars

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