[Lord Sporkinator]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-06-21
Written: (6672 days ago)
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Everyone's being bossy at the moment! Beki just informed me of her and alex's yelling match with a bunch of midgets, and i had a rather bossy episode today, which is

so

unlike me...anyway, i was helping out at the school that jose's little brother goes too (yep, thats my job now!) They were all a bunch of annoying 11 year olds, and the teacher pissed off and left me with them for a minute, and they were being really rowdy BEFORE she left. The minute she walked out of the room, all hell broke loose. Here is pretty much how it worked:

Kids: *rowdy behavior, throwing stuff, screaming, fighting etc.*
Liam: *Stands on table* RIGHT! ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE FECK UP NOW OR HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!
Kids: *look scared, but don't stop being rowdy*
Liam: RIGHT, I WARNED YOU!! *grabs too kids nearest to him, drags them down the corridor with the rest of the class following and throws them into the girls toilets (they were both guys)*
Kids: *Run back to class and sit down*
Liam: *walks in* Anyone else want to ignore me?
Kids: *silence*
Liam: Good.

Now, i really dont know what came over me, but when the teacher came back she was amazed at how quiet the class were. AND as the kids were leaving, i heard one of them say "Hey, that english guy's awesome, isn't he?"
Wow, i feel loved!! Oh, and thanks [Atayemi], for the word FECK...if it wasnt for you, i'd prolly have sworn violently at them all and got chucked out of the school XD
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Written about Friday 2006-06-09
Written: (6685 days ago)

Yeshm, im prolly not gonna be online much for the next week coz im moving to California and we've got a hell of a lot of stuff to do...i'll prolly be on for a few minutes each day, just to check my messages, but if im not, then it's not my fault if i dont reply to you until this time next week! When everything is normalised again, i'll come on and make up for any un-replied to messages ^_^ bye bye all who know me, i'll talk to y'all soon xxxxxx

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Written about Tuesday 2006-06-06
Written: (6688 days ago)
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Wheee, it's my biiiirthday!!!!!! w00t! 19 already...dear god im getting old :( oh well, thankies to all those people who've wished me happy birthday today, it means alot <333 luff you all! xxxxxx

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