[Lady Vira]'s diary

952575  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-06-27
Written: (6169 days ago)

"DEATH OF THE BARSTOOL!"


Kali: so how old are you two..

Suzi: "Twenty but since you're asleep" She picks her up and takes to her to one of the spare rooms.
She covers her up and leaves the key on the nightstand.
She returns downstairs and is once again found laying on top of the bar.  

Kali: *wakes up and stumbles out of bed*
*runs into wall due to new surroundings* that is so not the bathroom....
*goes back downstairs*
27 here.. 
*walks over to table where dante is and sits down*
"hi"  *blink*....*blink*
"Have you considered that you may have an anger control problem there.." O.O 

Rain: *walks into bar* 

Suzy: "Who me?....No...not at all...I can control my anger just fine."
She turns to Dante and yells "You whoremonkey."
She turns back to lady Kalimar "see...perfectly under control." 

Kali: "yes umm I can see that. Definatly controlled..ehem" 
Looks at rain* did that hurt? 

Suzi: "Hello there, welcome to the Black Rose, can i get you anything?"
She turns to Dante "i'm sorry, am i not supposed to make you wet?" She winked playfully at him.  

Dante: He smiles "I always thought it was the other way around, talk about a twist in things..."
he trails off in thought "ick" he runs around pulling on his hair "GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!"
he falls over after running into and tripping over another barstool.
He lays on the ground staring at the ceiling "....fucking barstools...." 

Rain: "just a little"
*recognizes her sister via the typical smart ass comment and goes over and sits down by her*

Kali: *contemplates* I believe that should be the other way around.. he should get you wet...
ehem..
hey kiddo  *points to self* Aren't I irresistably cute?! 

Rain: yes yes you are.
Your downright smexifull.
I think shes cute.. do you think shes cute?
come on i think shes cute.  

Dante: "Little vain, but cute I guess" he says still on the floor. 

Kali: bad barstool. *kicks it for him*
Bloody hell sis you've managed to create a cuteness poll

Dante:He watches the barstool fall from her kick "that makes you all the much more cute." 

Rain:*whispers to dante* gotta tell her shes cute shes my sister she might kill me or something.
"so how bout that cute little bunny" 

Kali: Woot for cuteness points!
*extends hand to help him up* 

Dante: He nods a fall with a smile and looks at the hand "no,
I figure if I don't move the barstools can't get to meh" he smiles up at her "thank you anyway"

Suzi: "It's not the barstool's fault that you're dumb"

Kali:*giggles* are you afraid of the big bad barstool? no worries I'll protect you!!!! 

Rain:We need gummy bears....
MUWAHAHAHA RISE UP MY YUMMY GUMMYS!!!! 

Kali:Thats just disturbing on a level I can't even express. 

Rain: Why cuz they're cuter than you? 

Kali: possibly.. but i taste better....

Rain: O.o .......And you say im disturbing on a high level? I think that was slightly higher.... 

Kali: *grins innocently* I have no idea what your talking about. 

Rain: *blinks*... 

Suzi: "I prefer gummy bears...no offence"  
 
Kali: LMAO..... to each there own right. 

Rain: yes..and mine would be gummi bears. 

Dante: I'm not sure I mind either way... whatever works? 

Kali: Imagine what mcgyver could do with gummy bears..
or better yet.. chocolate sauce and whip cream....
and that has been todays completely random comment
brought to you by the bunny broadcast network..Have a nice day! 

Rain: and thank you sister....that brought a very bad visual to mind. 

Dante: looks confused "what?" shrugs

Kali:  
*grabs barstool and sneaks up behind dante...Sets it behind him...slips away quietly*
*giggles* 

Rain: *points behind dante* OMG a barstool!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch out its stalking you!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Dante: He looks behind him "AHH" he runs forward and falls over another one.
Lying on the floor again all he has to say is "damnit..." 

Kali: *runs to help dante up trips over same barstool and falls on top of him* ahh crap.. 

Rain: *grabs barstool and runs after dante with it*muahahhahaa

Dante: He looks at her "why ello" he smiles then looks up at the oncoming barstool "TOOL OF DEATH AND DOOM!!!" 

Kali: "hiya" *wink*
Rolls away before the evil barstool can attack her..AHHHHHHHHHH "SAVE ME" 

Dante: He rolls out of the way with her lying next to her "name's Dante, good to meet cha." 
He stands "don't worry I'll protect you" he pulls out a fake sword made of cardboard and swings wildly at the barstool.  
 
Rain:  AND NOW I SHALL END IT ALL! MUAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sets barstool down* 


Kali: *swoons* "My hero"

Dante: He turns and pretends to sheath the fake blade "you are safe m'lady"  
 
Rain:o.O
*picks back up barstool* 
*lunges at dante with barstool*

Dante: He unsheathes his acutal katana and braces the blade with his other hand
slicing the barstool instantly pulling it back before it hits fall "

Kali: *peeks out from under table* is it safe ? 

Rain: *crys* poor barstool! Meany!

835674  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-08-07
Written: (6492 days ago)

SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy.
Energetic.
Predict future.
Most erotic.
Freak in bed.
GREAT kisser.
Not one to mess with

832032  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-30
Written: (6501 days ago)

Does anybody hear her-Casting crowns

She is running
A hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction
She is trying
But the canyon's ever widening
In the depths of her cold heart
So she sets out on another misadventure just to find
She's another two years older
And she's three more steps behind

Does anybody hear her? Can anybody see?
Or does anybody even knows she's going down today
Under the shadow of our steeple
With all the lost and lonely people
Searching for the hope that's tucked away in you and me
Does anybody hear her? Can anybody see?

She is yearning
For shelter and affection
That she never found at home
She is searching
For a hero to ride in
To ride in and save the day
And in walks her prince charming
And he knows just what to say
Momentary lapse of reason
And she gives her heart away

If judgement looms under every steeple
If lofty glances from lofty people
Can't see past her scarlet letter
And we never even met her

 The logged in version 

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