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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.



Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.



And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs ... built the ark and Professionals ... built the Titanic.

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

This sucks. My grandpa's in the hospital and I have to babysit my mentally handicapped uncle...ON A WEDNESDAY...Now I can't be with my Izzy tonight...Two wrong things in the same night...Whatever...I just hope my grandpa will be fine. At least I get to see her tomorrow...but I miss her so...

someone talk to me??

- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to
- Sneak up behind her
- Grab her by the waist
- Do everything to make her smile
- Always make her laugh
- tell her shes beautiful not sexy
- tell her she has amazing eyes
- when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend
- Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone
- if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay
- NEVER cheat on her
- Don't Lie to her...Ever
- kiss her on the forehead
- when you walk with her walk slowly.
- Tickle her even when she says stop
- DONT SAY I LOVE YOU UNLESS YOU MEAN IT.
- listen to her when she talks
- tell her your secrets.
- protect her.

girls repost as -a true boy friend
Guys repost as - I would do this for her anyday

In the next 1305 seconds and something great will happen to you today. If you don't you will lose someone very important to you
[thank you myspace...]
[I would do this for her anyday]

Fear not when all hope seems lost
For when things seem to be going to shit
The Lord is working on a blessing in your life.

All the pain will be worth the cost.
When you recieve it you will lifted from your pit.
Your pit of hopelessness, fear, denial and strife.

When you are at your worst.
God will provide you with a way.
Bless you with something unexpected.

Don't act like this is the first.
Though it may be someone's on that day.
That day when love is not rejected

♥V-day draws nearer...
the impatience grows...
Soon the dream made real...
The emotion inside I feel...
...
...
...
♥♥I can't wait!
It'll be great

Oh goody...
I've been thinking...
and I have something to say...

Just because you live for man, doesn't mean you live for the devil. Also it doesn't mean you live for god. If you live for man, you live for man. Even though you may not acknowledge God that he exist, doesn't mean you're for the devil. It simply means you're against God. And don't start with that "If you're against God, you're with the devil" crap...I simply don't see it that way. But I do see what you're talking about, because I used to think that way.

But now I've enlightened myself. There is always a third side to a coin, it's just hardly given credit to. Hard as it may be, you can make a coin stand on edge, but it's so easy to be swayed one way or the other, it seems like you'd have to go to one side or another. That's not the case. The coin only lays on one side because it's too thin. If it was as thick as it the diameter of the coin, it could stand on edge without helping it or positioning it.

See, the current state represents the current coin. Thin and flat on two ends. Both represent for God, and against God. But the middle, that's where there's room for expansion. Live for man, and against God and Devil, and you add a small amount to the thickness of the coin. Enough of it and eventually it'll be hard to make the coin stand on the faces...it'll become cylendrical in appearance...

Just something for you guys to think about =)

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. Is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capitol, which has the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington.

Sykotik Thott

Unstable is my mind
Torturous things abound
Murderous thought explodes
Whirlwind of hate ensues

Rope digs into their skin
Hair patches plucked per minute
Bamboo chutes under nails
Eyelids cut out of place

Noses craped of cartiledge
Needles through the cheeks
Pointy clamps on the nipples
Thumbtacks pressed in everywhere

Skin patches sanded raw
Boiling tar upon head & lap
Scalding water splashed on
Toenails ripped backwards

Torture in my mind
Twisted thoguhts inside
Pain for your actions
Vengeance will be mine

Heartbeat

Enshrouded in the darkness
The crimson runs down my face
I look around but find nothingness
Lost in a void of pure darkness
With only a light beaming down upon me
Moving with me everywhere I walk

Words echo into the empty continuum
FALLING! My hair rushes upward
Forever falling in this vast darkness
Calm comes over me, yet I still fall.
Suddenly I stop falling and am standing

A crimson light glows weakly in the blankness
I seemingly glide toward it as a vampire.
Each foot closer a heartbeat grows louder
Louder and louder in my mind it beats
I phase through the portal and find myself

Thud-thud
Thud-thud

Evergrowing is that beat that I hear
In the lushness of this forest I seek it
I run towards the sound that I desire
UMPH! Falling, rolling, tripped down a hill
Slowly I regain footing and I see the source

Thud-thud
Thud-thud

The heartbeat I hear made visible
I see her as she stands in the field
Beauty in mine eyes I have seen
My presence brings her eyes to mine
We approach each other, heartbeats distinct

We tell each other our journey we've done
We both heard each other's heartbeat
The beating of life within one another
Soon we shall know what is to come

TEXAS PRIDE!


Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.

CALIFORNIA :

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out ( Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA , REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

TEXAS :

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...

Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

- Your chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up.

- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" which are pretty much
recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you
can have steak and potatoes?

- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans

- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas "... You can brag about it now, but we started it

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california .

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.

- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.

- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.

- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.

- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?

- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
Besides, we've got Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris knows where it's at! lol. (i had to add something 'bout that! lmao)

- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!

- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas ?)

-You guys have the best athletes huh?... Nine words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin

-Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas
, Tx )

-Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas ????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Football is a religion, not a sport

- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.

- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake
comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha

Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!

And as the Great Sam Houston once said " Texas could survive without the United States , but the United States could not survive without Texas !!"

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