The kingdom of heaven runs on righteousness, but the kingdom of earth runs on alkanes...
_{said by the British forein minister Ernest Bevin}
lol xD

Today my first real day at university. It was cool, allthough I didn't understand it xD But after they explained it a few times I saw the light xD
It's great ^^

At the moment I'm trying to clean up my room, but it isn't working the way it should be xD
Explaination: It's getting a bigger mess than it was before I started xD
And I'm proud of my inability to clean my room =P lol

Back from my first week at university ^^
And it was cool! Everyone is crazy, so they're all like me xD. We went to Tuk (some very little town in Holland) for 3 days. We had lots of fun there =). One advice, never start a fire with chemistry students... =P
Last thursday we went to downtown Utrecht. That was cool. We did some retarded games. Try to trade a pineapple for something else xD We traded it for a "dress doll". lol

Monday I've my first real "lesson".... Cool!! =D

[vegetoot] and I just made a beautifull computer system. It's really great, but there's one little problem...
It's way to expensive, so if someone can borrow or better give me 7000 euros it would be great!

Lol.
I think I'm going to try to rob a bank or something like that, or maybe waiting to win the lotery xD

Life is just one big surprise... Well it just proved itself it is.
I don't want to sound depressed, but I feel really bad. My parents just found out my brother is lieing to them for a long time now. I hate lying people, but especially lieing people who hurt the people I love of lieing people who I love... Well this hurts on both sides..

Don't worry I'll get over it.

Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k vind dat sander ff moet reageren
masquerade zegt:
ik ook
masquerade zegt:
zal ik hem anders bellen>
masquerade zegt:
?*
masquerade zegt:
nee, lama, stom idee
masquerade zegt:
durf dat niet xD
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
BEL!!!!!!!!!!
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
hij bijt niet
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
(hoop k)
masquerade zegt:
nou en, bel jij maar 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k heb zn nummer niet
masquerade zegt:
hij bijt wel ;-;
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
bel gewoon!
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
zal k je supporten tijdens het bellen
masquerade zegt:
06******** nu wel 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
nee hoor
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
bel gewoon!!!!!!
masquerade zegt:
nee, jij bent veel beter in mensen over halen
masquerade zegt:
nee ><M
masquerade zegt:
ik ben bezig met scheikunde 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
GET LOST je bent te lui om het te pakken
 
 Je hebt masquerade uitgenodigd om de webcam inschakelen te starten. Je kunt op een reactie wachten of de actieve uitnodiging Annuleren (Alt+Q).
 
 Je hebt masquerade uitgenodigd om kijken met de webcam te starten. Je kunt op een reactie wachten of de actieve uitnodiging Annuleren (Alt+Q).
 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
BEL!!!!
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k kijk wel hoe je belt 
masquerade zegt:
IK HEB HET NET GEPAKT!!!
masquerade zegt:
en ik bel nie 
 
 masquerade heeft je uitnodiging om de webcam inschakelen te starten geaccepteerd.
 
 masquerade heeft je uitnodiging om kijken met de webcam te starten geaccepteerd.
 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
doe gewoon
masquerade zegt:
nee
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
steen papier schaar, wie verliest moet bellen!
masquerade zegt:
uuhhh..
masquerade zegt:
jij gaat valsspelen 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
tuurlijk niet
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
jij!
masquerade zegt:
IK WIL NIET BELLEN XD
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
WATJE!!!!!!
masquerade zegt:
WEET IK!
masquerade zegt:
waarom bel jij dan nie?
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
je hebt hem op vakantie 2 keer gebelt 
masquerade zegt:
als jij hem eerst belt bel ik hem daarna 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
dus nu durf je ook wel 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
HIJ KENT MIJ NIET!!!! iig niet zo goed als jou
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
dat is toch weird
masquerade zegt:
nee 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
jewel
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
jij belt
masquerade zegt:
-_-;;
masquerade zegt:
niet
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
je moet het eens leren!!!
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
ok als ik nu bel, reserveer jij de bootverhuur
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
als jij belt reserveer ik
masquerade zegt:
moet je eerst sander bellen om te weten voor hoeveel mensen we reserveren
masquerade zegt:
en we moeten dan toch ook voor immy weten O-o
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
we hoeven een boot te resereren
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
je reserveert per boot
masquerade zegt:
echt?
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
dus het maakt niet uit
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
jups
masquerade zegt:
ok 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
kijk maar op www.rijnstroom.nl
masquerade zegt:
ok, ik reserveer dan
masquerade zegt:
en jij belt sannekut
masquerade zegt:
sander*
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
moet je wel echt reserveren!
masquerade zegt:
jahaaa
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k geloof dr geen zak van
masquerade zegt:
dat kun je per e-mail doen man 
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
jij belt Sander!
masquerade zegt:
tuurlijk wel!
masquerade zegt:
NEEEE!!!!!!!!
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k reserveer
masquerade zegt:
fock jou
masquerade zegt:
jij belt
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
nee
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
k wil niet bellen
masquerade zegt:
ik ga dit gesprek opslaan en naar sander sturen xD
Løn...|...Life is just one big surprise zegt:
doe maar
masquerade zegt:
ik ook nieeeet xD



Chickens!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Cunt-eater...
I can explain why..
My brother bought me some candy. And there where three candy-cunts...
One of them I just eat in front of [Teufelsweib] so I'm a cunt-eater...


LMAO

I just went to [Teufelsweib]'s house to fix her computer. Because she thought she hadn't connected it in the right way...
So I went to her house and looked at the connections and saw...
That she forget to switch it on!!! So my dad drove me to her house to switch the computer on....
_{I was lucky my dad drove me, otherwise I had gone over there by bike for a stupid button thing xD}

Be thankfull Al!!! xD

Today I had my first day at my new job =D And it's great xD
I word at an ensurance company as an administrative employee. lol
It sounds a lot more interesting that it actually is xD
But I've nice co-workers and that's what it's all about xD

I just made [Teufelsweib] to eat a rotten banana xD
And I'm very proud of it xD

Just stole this one from [Teufelsweib] who stole it from [Linderel]. And because I should be learning too, it seems to be a great time to add this one too ;)

HOW SHY ARE YOU?
I'm 68% shy.

[x] You don't like public speaking.
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[ ] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate using public restrooms.
[x] You don't like to go shopping alone.
TOTAL: 4

[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say
[ ] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex
[ ] You hate to be teased
[ ] You hate answering the door
TOTAL: 2

[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[ ] One on one conversations make you nervous.
[ ] You don't like to ask people for help.
[x] You hate to read out loud
[x] You don't like asking questions.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You dread ordering food at restaurants.
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well.
[ ] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.
[ ] You wish you were more outgoing.
[x] You hate being in the center of any room
TOTAL : 3

[x] You don't know how to react to compliments.
[x] You don't like crowds.
[x] You prefer reading, writing or listening to music than being around too many people.
[x] You blush easily.
[x] You spend a lot of time in your room.
TOTAL: 5

Add all the x's and multiply by 4 then put "I'm _% shy".