[TWILIGHT DVD RELEASED IN 16 DAYS!!! AHHH!!!]

Dear Tina([~*Crimson Rose*~]),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer Outside of your office and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist
I'm returning The pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and The apartment building is on fire

Please don't hurt me.
Kafy


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Green - My boyfriend
White - My Cathofather
Grey – Thelic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Confused- That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Bored- That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Flavored water – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur
Pepsi – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Go milk a cow
Japan - Please don't hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness


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Dear (Friend) ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.

___12___,
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OME!! Twilight is Uh-Mazing!! If you haven't seen it...you have to!! NOW!! jk I saw it twice. and it was even better the second time!! Lols. I'm soo glad they are making new moon even though I'm going to miss edward I can't wait..I want to see new moon now! lols...Well i'm probably going to see it more times in the future...its soo amazing! Now the book is WAY better but the movie is sooo great!!

I can't wait! I get to see Twilight Fri and I can't wait!! I've been waiting soooo long for the movie to come out. And Summitt said they are doing New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn Too!! I'm Sooo excited!!!! I already pre-ordered the tickets!! AHHHH!!! I can't wait!!

ROFLMAO

Do my poll. I really want to know what you guys think!

http://elftown.eu/member.html?membernr=181716&show=poll

I have decided that Stephenie Meyer is now my favorite author. I started reading the Twilight Saga a little later than everyone else...I still haven't read Breaking Dawn...I can't wait for it though. At the library I have it on reserve, I'm just waiting.

While I was waiting I decided to reserve The Host. I didn't know if this book was going to be better than Twilight. I don't know if it will be better but I'm hooked. I started reading it last night and it was hard for me to put it down but I had to. I think I'm on Chapter 12. I can't wait to get home to read it. But I have to do my homework first but after that I don't know. I really like the new show on CBS-The Mentalist. But I am going to read it tonight I'm sure or that.

If I would have to recommend any author to read it would be Stephenie Meyer. She always provides twists and turns and always fills every story with love at one point.

I just finished reading Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan. Its an awesome book. I just started the 12 book series maybe a month ago but I love it. I know I'm probably behind but this series really gets you thinking. What if the author is the Darren Shan in the book? What if he could have been a vampire but was pushed out of the way by himself as a Little Person??? You would never know if it was real or if it was fiction. Now I just found out they are making the series into a movie in 2009! I can't wait...John C. Reily as Larten Crespley! Great! Then Chris Massoglia as Darren...I hope he's a good actor...he has a lot of expectations to fill. Then Josh Hutcherson [Lead from The Bridge To Teribithia (2007)] as Steve Leopard (Leonard)! This is going to be great to see him in a villians role! This movie better be great or there are going to be a lot of disappointed fans out there...including me!

I is sad *tear* Today's my last day I will get to get on here regulary. Today is my last day of school and I come back on Aug 25th. I'll try to get on as much as I can but seeing that I don't have the internet and the school is my main source of access...it may not be a lot. I'll miss you guys! Laterz! *gives peace sign*

I'm back but its too cold for me!!! Well at least the school hasn't blocked elftown. Going to go see sweeney todd. Its gonna be awesome!! Love Tim Burton

Well...yeah the semester at school ends the twelth. so i won't probably be on here till the spring semester starts..if the school doesn't block it. sorry..i wish i had the internet but i don't!!

sorry again

Hey! Well we get out for thanksgiving tues. so i probably won't be on here till we get back. Sorry, don't have the internet!

yeah tomorrow is my 18th birthday!!!