In preview of upcoming Wild Card parts, ;)

Elf Power, New Mexico

Thank God! You're still angry at me,
I've got a better chance at seeing you dead and buried! Yet,

Thank her, for this one last, big mistake:
It's your turn! Come shoot for it!
If you win, well... you can lead the way. And yet

Take mid-day subway,
into New Jersey, and
Did you think maybe,
I was doing quite well?
Without you in the frame?

Still, you killed in defense!
I can't believe you're cold here afterward
I'm giving you up, go on, fly somewhere new!
Til' then pretend,
Your touch knows what you'll ask her
I'm willing to forget, go on, find why you knew!

Dear Jaqi what...
What if I could have found a better half here in you?
Oh Jaqi I'm here...
in Elf Power.

New Mexico
Elf Power, New Mexico.

Stray here, in our last standing hourglass
Circumstance
Devoted here in the midst of wary eyes!
Lost and buried here, is your big surprise...
Again I say

Will your fingers find my bag?
Familiar
In fits, in the pages, in the questions that I had to ask...
Did you think maybe
I was doing quite well?
Without you in the frame?

Still, you killed in defense!
I can't believe you're 'fraid here afterward
I'm giving you up, go on! Do what she told you to!
Til' then pretend,
Your touch knows what it all means
Be willing to trust, go on, find why you knew!

Dear Jaqi, what...
What if I could have found a better end here in you?
Oh Jaqi here...
In Elf Power, New Mexico/

Smile!
Turn around, you are home,
Smile! Turn around,

I'll give my words on one page:

"Good God! Before I heard this is Your intention,
Before I could have figured out
Its over and over, over and over again.

See there's boy and girl, in innocent merger
Absence
Does it make the heart grow fonder?"
Then
"Thank God!
They have recovered your soul in New Mexico
Three days you're spoiling there.

I miss you in every way! Every day
You could have been, Dear
Wish you were here!
Still in the frame..."

Still, you killed in defense!
I can't believe you're quit here afterward
Don't give up, go on! Say it true!
Til' then pretend,
Your touch knows I forgot your face
I'm willing to Repent, go on! We're doing this for you!

Dear Jaqi, what...
What if I could have found a better half, here in you?
Oh Jaqi here, in Elf Power,
New Mexico

Seems like some messages I send ppl don't get. Or, some people are just notorious for not reading their messages. I dunno. *shrug*

All right, I can resume writing the ending today ^__^ mwahaha

These are the days,
The End Complete
A world still turning to the sound of their Suffering
You are our Jury, we are the Saints...

Our minds divide,
The Past repeats
The world is brewing in the hearts of those we once bled
I am the Knowing, the Living Dead

Dig deeper! Remember
All that you've been! And all you've left behind!
Wave goodbye, my dear.
Dig deeper! Remember
All that you've been, and all you've left behind!
Welcome Home, my dear.

Here, no Words to say
The worst display
What once was courage is no cursed in the Hurt we've made.
We are the Sinners before our Grave!

"Now leave in peace!
Your dead unsaved!
The world's still turning on a path towards the End of Days"
Now spite me Jury. We've come for change!

Dig deeper! Remember
All that you've been! And all you've left behind!
Wave goodbye, my dear.
Dig deeper! Remember
All that you've been, and all you've left behind!
Welcome Home, my dear.

Mother, I'm living proof that Never
Is just around the corner,
A ghost!
To walk the End designed
For you and I....

"No one will ever know."
Sigh.
"No one will ever know."


WE are the fate of Heaven! The call of Justice!
WE are now waiting, while
You wish us away with your plans, and pray for deliverance!
Well, this is no safe haven!

GOD He will not save you
   IS NOT He will not save you
      HERE!! He will not save you from this!

You've been stealing my lines!
NOW Go on living your lies,
On your knees you will find
You'll face your Jury in Hell!

WE are the fate of Sinners! The call of Justice!
We are all coming, and
You wish us away with travails and repentance!
Won't save your soul from Satan!

GOD He will not save you
   IS NOT He will not save you
      HERE!! He will not save you from this!

You've been stealing my lines!
NOW go on living your lies
For on your knees you will find
You'll face your Jury in Hell!

These are our Days
The End Complete
The world is turning to the sound of the Suffering
You are our Jury, we are the Saints...

Dig deeper! Remember
All you've been, and all you've left behind
Wave goodbye, my dear.
Dig deeper! Remember
All that you've been, and all you've left behind!
Welcome Home, my dear.

You were the Magic
That turned a Curse in time!
You were the beauty
That we had to leave behind...

No! No!
Bye-Bye!
Woah, we'll sing for you...

We're going to get you, my love
We're going to get you, my love
No, no.
Let your Rabbit go run
We're going to get you, my love
No, no.
Let your Rabbit go run.
We're going to get you, my love.

No, stem cell research is not abortion.


...Children...
Right wing fundamentalist propaganda is bad, mmmk?

Caught the red eye flight back from Colorado starting at midnight.

Of a plane seating about 220 people, the only person who kept her overhead light on the entire four and a half hour flight was the bitch in front of me.

For the last hour of the flight, I had my overhead air vent (which was blowing freezing cold air) pointed right at her head.
After the flight, my mom said "you know, you could have asked the flight attendant to shut her light off, right?"
I responded, "yeah, but I got more leg room because it made her shift her seat up.

And as soon as we landed and opened the cabin door, every window (and my glasses) immediately fogged over with the sheer fucking tropical humidity of doom.

Oh I missed you, too, Florida. You brutal sauna oven fucking state. Ugh.

"If you make a starving dog prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain

2014 continues to be the year of the gold, Shiny Pokemon!

First, there was Goldberg, the shiny Onix!


Then came Goldbird, the shiny Spearow!


And now today, out of nowhere, a new gold colored Pokemon showed up on my HeartGold version! (There must be some conspiracy...)


Meet BirdAu! (Pronounced Birdaux, because he's classy as fuck)

I cannot stress enough how I used to obsess over never, EVER finding these shiny bastards over hundreds of hours of nerdy Pokemon gaming over a damn decade, and now I've found three in the past six months, and they're all the same color, which truly tests the ingenuity and creativity of my puns about the color gold. So crazy!

Look what I found in an old box of cups and china in storage!



You jelly, [Ravenclaw].

You know you jelly.

_{Unless you already have the hole set from '95, you freak...}

Fun with Dragonball-Z Memes!

You know you had a bad day when Mickey Rourke is flipping you off while Michael Madsen is staring at you.

There's a Shadow just behind me.
Shrouding every step I take,
Making every promise empty,
Pointing every finger at me.

Waiting like a stalking butler,
Who upon the finger rests.
Murder, now, the pattern must we?
Just because the Son is come?

Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done?
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done?

Why can't we
Not be Sober?
I just want to start this over.

And why can't we
Drink forever?
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.

I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you,
Just enough to bring you down...

Mother Mary, won't you whisper
Something but to pass the time?
Mother Mary, won't you whisper
Something but to pass the time?

Why can't we
Not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
And why can't we
Sleep forever?
I just want to start this over.
Why?

...I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile...
...I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well...
...I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave...
Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.

Trust me?

Why can't we
Not be sober?
I just want to start things over!
And why can't we
Sleep forever?
I just want to start this over!
And why?

I want
What I want
I want what I want
I want what I want I
Want what I
Want.

"It's the smell."



"I'm saturated with it! I must get out. Of. This. Place."

The following takes place in "No Man's Land," the partially abandoned ruins of Gotham City, following a cataclysmic earthquake.

Joker: stays in Arkham for six months, just derping around in the deserted, abandoned complex
Joker: hears singing in the walls. After a day of searching, he finds the source, a sealed door in the basement

Joker: knocks on door

Woman's voice: "Who isssss it??"

Joker: "Land shark."

Woman's voice: "Don't want any!"

Joker: "Fair enough." Goes back upstairs to rearrange furniture and form dick sculptures out of plaster

The next day

Joker: is asleep, hugging an electrocuted opposum

Singing voice in the walls: "Don't tell my heart, My achey-breaky heart. I just don't think he'll understand..."

Joker: wakes up and presses face against AC vent
"Knock it off!"

Woman's voice: "Make me!!"

Joker: returns to sealed basement door with a fire axe
"I said shut up!"

Woman's voice: "....Or it might blow up and kill this man, WOOOO!"

Joker: "That's it!"
Begins chopping down the door
THWACK

Woman: "Don't tell my--"
THWACK
"My Achey Breaky--"
THWACK
"I just don't think he'll under--"
THWACK
"Cuz if you tell my--"
THWACK
"My Achey Breaky--"
THWACK
"It might blow up and kill this man, WOOOO"

Joker: "Not Country music! Anything else!"

Woman's voice: "Don't tell my heart, my achey Breaky-"

Joker: wailing "ITS NOT FUNNY!!"

Woman: busts through mostly destroyed doorway, covered in her own shit
"YOU SAVED ME, Puddin!"

Joker: "Harley???"

Harley: humps Joker's leg

Joker: holds up axe
"I am going to split you in half if you do not silently stop doing that."

I thought there was literally no thing that could get me to care about Transformers. I didn't think any idea, whether existent or hypothetical, could get me to give one fuck about Transformers.

I was wrong.

For [Ravenclaw]

http://m.imgur.com/a/6Zl7k

I am having a good day for the most part. But in addition to Game of Thrones jumping the motherfucking shark, Skype updated on my phone.

It's now completely broken. Skype has been steadily stripped of every feature that ever made it good, for mobile users, at least.

Now it literally doesn't fucking work. There's a fuckload of things wrong with it, but in the interest of being concise, I'll only mention one single thing wrong with it.

I can't receive messages unless I have the app active on my phone. I have to actually have skype up, and nothing else. If you are messaging me while I type this, I will not get that message until the exact second I switch to skype.
And even if I am actively skyping you, there's roughly a 30-60 second delay on posts.

Skype is no longer an instant messenger. It's fucking email.
Skype, the most popular voice and text messenger on the internet, now has a 2.3 out of 5 star rating on iTunes. Which means people are fucking furious and bombarding skype with 1 star reviews by the hundreds. This is the second time this has happened in the past year.

Fuck my life.

Fuck you, writers and producers of Game of Thrones.

You know what you did. Up to this point, you've killed FIVE fucking characters that didn't die in the books.

You have THREE major plots in your show that didn't happen in the books.

You have ignored at least FIVE major plots that are in the book.

Season one was perfect.

Season two was perfect.

Season three was almost perfect.

Season four?

YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP.

Sometimes I miss wrestling.

Stalking a Deathclaw with the Fatman!
Fallout 3: $20.00 on Steam
Installation time spent: 4 hours
Number of hacks and mods required to make the fucking game work: 5

Mini-Nuking Deathclaws in the dick?



PRICELESS


  

 

For [Piercedskull]

Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square,
Was "Fashion" the reason why they were there?

They disguise it,
Hypnotize it,
Television
Made you buy it

and
I'm just sitting
in my car, and
Waiting for my;She's scared that I will
Take her away from here. In
Her dreams that her country's
Left with no one there...

Mezmerize the
Simple minded
Propaganda
Leaves us blinded

and
I'm just sitting
in my car and
Waiting for my girl


and
I'm just sitting
in my car and
Waiting for my