Davey: That's right, MOTHERFUCKER!
Davey: I blow!
Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak...
Davey: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.
Davey: I'm a fucking idiot.
Davey: I like french crullers. There's a donut they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You' or the 'Fuck You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what's I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam: Um, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?!
Interviewer: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey takes place in your cotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.
Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of our selves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall.
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.
Interviewer: What's your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I'm God.
Hunter: He follows him. I'm athiest.
Interviewer: Oh my God, you don't believe Davey exists?!
Hunter: No.
Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: Or live things.
Interviewer: Who are you religionwise?
Davey: I am God! No wait, I am the devil! No, damn I know this one...
Davey: How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realising it's a DVD?
Davey: I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees.
Davey: I've been wearing makeup since I was a kid, I remember asking my mother if I could try on hers.
Interviewer: How has AFI changed since you signed and put out your first album?
Davey: We shave now.
Davey: A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, 'Why are you wearing makeup, are you a fag?' I then said, 'Well if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.' I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
Fan: Davey, you look sexy.
Davey: Davey always looks sexy.
Davey: I find drug use disrespective, self destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.
Davey: Crowd surfing is a product of car commercials.
Fan: Davey, I wanna have your kids!
Davey: I'll be sure to call ya.
Fan: Davey is the new Jesus!
Davey: Umm I think it's the hair, is it the hair?
Davey: This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick actually knows how to build stuff...
Davey: I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio. Sometimes it happens on stage. And it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm talking like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me... It hurts.
Davey: During the last Warped Tour, in Houston, I started hallucinating onstage, it was so hot. I would move from one side of the stage to the other and not realise how I got there. There was a small piece of shade near the drum riser, but as the set progressed it got smaller and smaller. Finally I thought, 'Maybe I can crawl underneath the drum riser itself.' I had to be out of my mind - it was only a couple feet off the ground. I wasn't even considering how fucking stupid I'd look.
Davey: Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans...
Davey: Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little bastards sneak up on you and bite you and shit.
Davey: I love Texas! Yeehaw!
Davey: We all cry alone in the dark sometimes. The ones who don't are the ones to fear.
this world is a sad existance that lives to torture it's inhabitants. especially me.