What the fuck is up with this tweener/teen obsession with Vampires!? They are not even that cool! I mean, Stocker rocks hard core because his book is a classic, and Rice is okay even though she basically beat that literary horse to death. But that's about it. Listen people, if you are going to write and/or obsess over something, then do a little background research. Don't just jump onto the lame-ass band wagon. Read the damn historical legends, get your facts straight, don't try to be overly innovative because there is a fine fine line between innovation and stupidity, and please Please PLEASE take a look at Bram Stoker. He's considered classic literature for a reason. So thats that, stop wishing you were an undead, blood sucking, pasty-faced creature of the night and get a Life!
You know? With all the idiocy floating around in the air I'm surprised my brain hasn't exploded. I've come to the conclusion that roughly 91% of the human population is useless. So we're basically all looking at a bright, bright future........
What the hell Hell HELL is up with the Twilight series? Oh My God! The most unoriginal plot on the face of the earth! Vampires vs. Werewolves in a love triangle with a mortal? Jesus Christ! How lame can you fucking get? I mean that's not even creative! It's been done done done to death.
And the fact that people are buying into it is a complete and total killer. I think of all the trees that are dying to make the paper to print that rubbish, and I cry a little. A waste of brain cells. Seriously if that is what the youth of world are reading these days then we really are fucked.
Not to mention it's a complete insult to the amazing authors like Neil Gaiman, Garth Nix, and J. K. Rowling who have worked hard to bring honor back to the fantasy genera through their innovation. Arrgggh! What the Hell is the world coming to!!!!!?
Alright, I've got another thing to rant about. I've probably ranted about it before but for goodness sake it really pisses me off.
So what is the deal with people writing in their bios, "if you mess with my friend/friends I'll hurt you, kill you, maim you etc.." I mean seriously, that is about the stupidest thing I have every read. This is the internet for fucks sake. There is about a 99% chance that you are never going to see these people ever!
So what? You find out that one of your friends is being bothered. What in Merlin's name are you going to do? Track the bastard down and then hire a hit man to "snuff" them? Nope, the most you can do is send them a pissy, un-eloquent message (because clearly you have no brains to realize that you're on the internet, let alone string a well phrased sentence together) and then report them....Oooooo
School is over and I have returned home, back to a town that my brother and his best friend have renamed the Shire.
Seeing all the green, watching the flowers bloom, and going to visit the falls where the water is in full rush, I find myself agreeing with them. Oh, and I caught a couple of hobbits cutting across our field in search of mushrooms the other morning, so yeah......
So my roommate is graduating in less then a week and she has been working her ass off all weekend writing paper and what not. Not to mention she is suffering for some hard core serious senioritis. So she gets back to the room today and is cleaning up and putting some food away. She puts her turkey and cheese in the fridge but little does she know that she is also holding a book in her hands and she slips it into the fridge with the rest of the food. She then proceeds to run around the apartment looking for the missing book. She finds it in the fridge much the amusing of the rest of us. Oh silly Paige...
Having wasted precious time the on the frivolous activities her age class indulged in, and feeling devastatingly old beyond her 20 years, she plunged into her task with new fervor. Working your way towards controlling the world was surprisingly tricky and time consuming, but after that enlightening evening she was beginning to feel that manipulating the masses would be simpler then first anticipated...
What the Hell is up with people taking pictures of themselves in their bathrooms. Aside from the fact that it is extremely creepy, there are several reasons why I think this is weirdly fucked up.
1.) Most bathrooms are rather ugly.
2.) You seriously have to be fucked up in the head if you want to take a picture of yourself in the same place you make doodee.
3.) Are you so self obsessed that you just have to take a lame ass picture of yourself in a mirror holding a camera. Clearly you have no friends or else you would have them take a picture of you someplace at least halfway cool. I mean, a picture is worth a thousand words, but a bathroom shot screams the four word phrase, "I have no life!"
Just another thing to add to the list of why humanity is so disappointing.
It is so fucking cold here! Winter is never going to end!
So basically I'm bored, and in turn, my beloved characters are bored and becoming lazy. Therefore I'm thinking that I need to do some Rping. If anyone is interested please send me a message and we'll talk.
So school has started again......yay
Back is fixed (so to speak) and pain pills are the shit. I will expend more on my exciting surgery when I don't feel the need to pass out.
WHAT THE FUCK! Why the fuck to you christians keep visiting my house. GO AWAY you creepy morons.
People are weird. I'll just leave it at that....
You know? Right now I'm having serious issues with the world. living with two crazy catholics is making me realise how doomed we all are. if we let people like my good old roomies (who are very nice, just foolish in their why of thinking) breed and have their spawn take over the world.....then basically we are fucked.
Holy Mother of God! So here I am at college, in my lovely suite, not doing much of anything of this very hot saturday.
Earlier, one of my roomies told me that her mum was coming to drop some stuff off. So her mum and dad(I'm not sure I havn't left my room yet to see) show up. The mom is clearly a control freak because she's wandering around snapping at her daughter about random things, saying how she should have things set up and where things should go. It's kinda scary because poor Laura (my roomie) will be turning 20 soon and her mom is trying to control her college life.
What the hell is up with that? I mean, come on lady, stop micro managing your daughters life for christ's sake! Ohhh, (listening...) they are now proceeding to talk about Laura in the third person. Tres creepy. It makes me thank every god/goddess that ever was for giving me such awesomely cool parents. They may be crazy sometimes, but it's definatly crazy in a cool, down to earth, no worries kind of way.
So it's been pretty damn boring up here in good ol' Maine. College doesn't start of another week for me and I'm going bloody mad!
My beloved best friend Heather has left me once again to return to playing house with her boyfriend in Rochester, New York. It doesn't bother me at all that she's throwing her life away by tying herself down to an appartment, pets, and a live in boyfriend that she's been with for 4 fucking years. It doesn't bother me that she is younger then I am, having just turned 19. It doesn't bother me that she's missing all the chances to live her life.......doe
Anyways.......
And off she goes. Now my bestest pal, M, has headed off to college. This of course is leading to massive creative engery build up since she is my all time, best rping friend and basically the only person that doesn't go crazy when I start to rant about new and old characters.
So here I sit, watching the final episode of M*A*S*H (which I might add is very very depressing) and I get a thought into my head. "Kate," I say, "You havn't baked in a while. You have have nothing better to do. You've blueberries, and milk. It's Muffin making time!" Now, there is a reason why I don't bake, but because I'm soooooo bored and lonely, the voice in my head that reminds me why I don't do things has desided to take a long awaited vacation.
And thus I find myself in the kitchen. The making process comes together pretty well. After all, my summer job is as a cook at a mexican resturant sooo. Mixing done, I pour the blueberry batter into the pan and slide it into the oven. Game, set, and match and now all I have to do is sit back and watch Hawkeye go crazy for 25 minutes.
Bing! Muffins are done. Heading into the kitchen I open the oven door, and at this moment my "we don't do things for a reason" voice desides to come back from vacation. There is my pot holdered hands is a tray of Muffins that, while golden brown, are as flat as the world was to the people of the 14th century. But, I think that maybe things will be ok. Wrong! Not only are the muffins flat but they stick to the bottom of the pan and crumble into my hands as I try to take them out. Now I have a pile of crumbled blueberry muffin bits.
Moral of this long over blow story? A muffin maker I am not!
OK, I must rant again.
Why the fuck are there people on this site that have nothing to fucking do with fantasy/scifi and art/writing? Here's a story that I'm sure is very common to the elftowners out there.....
Noticing that some new people had visited my house, and being slightly paranoid, I thought it might be a good idea to see who the hell they were. What I stumbled apon was a No Minded idiot. They had nothing whatsoever on their page to do with this site at all! Their description consisted of things they liked to do and bands they liked. They also used the word "halla" as in "to yell"........A
Gods!
Ok, you must excuse me but I must rant for a moment.
What the bloody hell is with all the bloody religious people on Elftown? This is a community for FANTASY/SCIFI writers, rper's and artists. Last time I checked fantasy and god were kinda on the aposing sides of the spectrum, considering the fact that the fucking church hunted and burned pagans and magically rooted people for hundreds of years.
It's almost a contradiction for these people to be on this website. Oh and what the hell is with the insperational messages, the anti abortion shit, and the crap about god's forgiveness on peoples descriptions?! Let me clue you in. No one gives a Flying Fuck what you believe in. This is a site for creative people to present their work, not a place for mindless drones.
So all you religious junkies, please stop visiting my god damn house. I know many will think I'm being a bitch, and SURPRISE! Your right! So here's the long and short of it. Keep your brainwashed selves away from my work and don't think I'm a heathen and need saving cause that just a load of rubbish!