I'M THE BIGGEST FREAKING METAL HEAD EVER!!!!!
Whats Your Stereotype?
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•HIGH CLASS:•
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•[] You go/have gone tanning.
•[] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[] You love Starbucks.
•[x] You have been called a brat.
•[] You have tons of shoes.
•[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[] You have a laptop.
•[x] You love shopping.
•TOTAL: 2
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•GOTHIC:•
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•[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[x] You wear chains.
•[x] you like heavy metal.
•[x] you've shopped at hot topic
•[x] You have worn black lipstick.
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
•[x] You own a pair of Tripp pants
•[x] u have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
•TOTAL: 8
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•PUNK:•
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•[x] You can skateboard.
•[x] You like plaid.
•[x] You have/love Converse.
•[x] You hate mtv.
•[x] You have/had/wante
•[x] You love mohawks
•[x] You LOVE Music.
•[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL: 8
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•EMO:•
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•[x] You are depressed sometimes.
•[] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[] You cry easily.
•[x] You like emo music
•[] You've kept a journal/diary.
•[x] You have written a sad poem.
•[x] you have dyed your hair
•[] You're sad when you're drunk
•TOTAL: 4
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•GHETTO:•
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•[] You like rap
•[x] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[x] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[x] You have had a freestyling contest.
•[x] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[x] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched
•[x] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[x] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL: 7
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•HARDCORE:•
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•[x] You like loud music.
•[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[x] You like Norma Jean.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[x] You love to "hardcore" dance
•[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.
•TOTAL: 8
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•PREP:•
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•[] You LOVE/like The OC.
•[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[] u like buying shoes A LOT.
•[] you shop at Hollister.AE,a
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[] You have big sunglasses
•[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
•TOTAL: 0
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•ATHLETIC:•
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•[x] You watch the Superbowl.
•[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[x] You own jerseys.
•[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[x] You belong/belonge
•[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•[] You practice a sport at least 3 times a week
TOTAL: 3
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•SCENE:•
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•[] You like putting little bows in your hair
•[] You have mini-skirts.
•[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
•[] You think polka-dots are way cute.
•[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[] You've been called scene before.
•[x] You have dyed you hair a bright neon color
•[x] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts
•TOTAL: 4
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•REDNECK:•
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•[x] Gone four wheeling.
•[x] Went hunting.
•[x] Own a four/three-whe
•[x] Like to go fishing.
•[x] Eat beef jerky
•[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[x] Know who Bocephus is.
•TOTAL: 8
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•METALHEAD:•
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•[x] You wear band shirts alot.
•[x] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[x] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
•[x] You HATE emos.
•[x] You love Black Sabbath.
•[x] You have gone to Ozzfest.
•[x] You like to headbang.
•[x] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL: 9
•The 1 that you have the most X's under will be your title!!•
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Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing the buttons.
25.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing the buttons.
25.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Do you know how much you hurt me?
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Did you know that I want to rip you to shreds.....
But then again, I love you so much
That I could never hurt you
Not purposely
You hold my heart in your hands
Why do you make me feel this way?
Joshua I hate you
I love you
I can't live without you
You are my reason for being at times
You are my center
You are the night to my day
So how do I tell you without making it hurt more?
How do I tell you I need you
Without becoming dirt on the floor?
Without getting broken or bruised?
Without feeling more pain than what I bargained for?