How Many Times? - ICP
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (2x)
[Violent J]
How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass
How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?
Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife
Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about
Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out
How many times will I sit in a hot car?
Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour
Must be an accident, I hope nobody died
Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side
The gawkers roll and they creep slow
Hoping they can see a mangled body show
Some park, and stand there and watch it all
With their kids, they point, and fuckin stare (and just look)
I remember one time I was pulled over
Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over
People watching, hoping that he shoots me
I just wanted to choke the fucking head
[Chorus (2x)]
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry?
[Violent J]
How many times will I wait in a line?
It's three-thirty, I fuckin' got here at nine
I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute
Why am I here? to pay a fucking parking ticket
The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin bitch
No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit
I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it
Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket
How many times will a crackhead smoke crack
And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack
Give him money, again, he's coming back
Walk away, and here's another, "Gimme some crack"
How many time will a kid give a dirty look?
A little punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook
I wrote the book, I was out robbin' liquor stores
When you were just a nut stain in your momma's drawers
[Chorus (2x)]
[Violent J]
How many times will you steal my car stereo?
It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't you?
I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat
I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt cheek
How many times did I walk in, and just sit?
And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit
Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait
Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?
Yeah, can I walk into McDonald's, up to the counter
And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder
Will they give me a cheeseburger if I know that shit?
Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip
How many times will a judge decide my fate?
Who is he? A bitch, nothing great
He takes shits, and fucks his old floppy wife
Plays with his balls and judges my life!
[Chorus (5x)]
"And who the fuck is he?
He judges my life"
Southwest Voodoo - ICP
Voodoo, runnin' from my magic
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Violent J]
Met this kid named Louie Lou
He thought he could fuck with this voodoo
So I turned his head into a lima bean
And then flicked it off his shoulders
[Shaggy 2 dope]
From Mookan House to Shangra La
Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata
Follow me, and join us as we pray
To the seventeen moons of Coonga Del Ray
[Violent J]
Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells
With bamboo bitches and voodoo bells
Got my own food, who wants some?
I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue
[Shaggy 2 dope]
A non-believer once started to laugh
So I launched a fireball up his punk-ass
Then everybody heard him squeal
"This voodoo shit's for real!"
It just takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
A head from a newt, a wing from a bat
A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat
A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow
And a little bitty itty bitty little drip of Faygo
[2Xero]
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Shaggy 2 dope]
Crypt on Verner on a windy night
You see voodoo scribblings in the moonlight
Painted all on the city street
It's the ancient craft of gang banging
Hey! J! What's in the bag?
[Violent J]
A shrunken head, and shriveled scrotum sac
Why? Ya think voodoo's fake?
Come to the graveyard, I'll make the dead wake
"Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba.
Sleep no longer, raise, quick
Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba,
Leave us alone, you fuckin' punk bitch!"
Well, fuck it, I ain't that good yet
But one day you can bet I'm a freak
We'll make the whole world dance with the dead
And just like my homey said
It only takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
Voodoo running from my magic [3X]
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your nuts
[Chorus (1x)]
What Is A Juggalo - ICP
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
[Shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
[Shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
[Shaggy 2 dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
[Shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
[Chorus (1x)]
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand
[Chorus (2x)]
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3X]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?
Pot Smoker's Song by Neil Diamond
La la la
Pot, pot gimme some pot
Forget what you are,
You can be what you're not
High, high I wanna get high
You never give it up
If you give it a try...
La la la la
(teenage vocals)
La la la
Pot, pot gimme some pot
Forget what you are,
You can be what you're not
Do, do take a family cruise
You with your grass,
Mom and Dad with their booze
Ooo ooo
La la la la
(teenage vocals)
La la la
Pot, pot gimme some pot
Forget what you are
You can be what you're not
Tough, tough the world is so tough
And when it gets harder,
You can try stuff ,uh uh
(teenage vocals)
La la la
Pot, pot gimme some pot
Forget what you are,
You can be what you're not
Hip, hip you wanna be hip
You're no one at all
If you don't take a trip
Pot pot gimme some pot
Forget what you are,
You can be what you're not
Hip, hip you wanna be hip
You're no one at all
If you don't take a trip
Wicked Garden by S.T.P. (stone temple pilots)
Can you feel like a child?
Can you see what I want?
I wanna run through your wicked garden
Heard that's the place to find ya
But I'm alive
So alive now
I know the darkness blinds you
Can you see without eyes?
Can you speak without lies?
I wanna drink from you naked fountain
I can drown your sorrows
I'm gonna burn, burn you to life now
Out of the chains that bind you
Can you see just like a child?
Can you see just what I want?
Can I bring you back to life?
Are you scared of life?
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden down
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden to the ground
Can you feel pain inside?
Can you love?
Can you cry?
I wanna run through your wicked garden
Heard that's the place to find you
'Cause I'm alive
So alive now
Out of the dark that blinds you
Can you see just like a child?
Can you see just what I want?
Can I bring you back to life?
Are you scared of life?
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden down
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden to the ground
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry
Alright!
Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud
Getting fucking laid
You want me to stay
But I got to make my way
Chorus:
Hey!
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat Chorus)
Take it off
The paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night payed in full
You're so fine
It won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Just to get you face to face
(Chorus x2)
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy... bitch
(Chorus)
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on!
Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!
(Chorus x2)
You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me
Rocky Mountain Way (Ozzy Version)
Spent the last year Rocky mountain way
Couldn't get much higher
Out to pasture
I think it's safe to say
Time to open fire
And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, oh yeah
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rocky mountain way, ooooh
Well he's tellin' us this,
He's tellin' us that,
Changin' it everyday
Say's it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play
It's time to change the batter
And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, so sad
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rocky mountain way
And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, so sad
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
It's better than the way we had
It's better than the way we had
So much better So much better
It's so much better
It's so much better
Rocky mountain way
People Are Strange by The Doors
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can
tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear.
What's the name and room number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,
"Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold
while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone,
"Oh, Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is
doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work
just came back as normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has
scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."
The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried!
God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."
DOB: july 26,1985
Name: Tory Ward
Nicknames: Elvira (don't ask), Tory, fangs (don't ask on that one either)
Favourite:
Food: Breakfast Burrito that my mom makes. Also hash n bangers
Drink: Cola
Animal: Wolf
Season: Fall
Constellation: Drago Constellation
Movie: Dracula (Bram Stoker's)
Song: Back In Black (AC/DC)
Brand name: Faded Glory
Choose:
Blood or alcohol: both (can I have them mixed please?)
Night or day: Night.
Sex or drugs: sex
City or island: both
Black or white: Black
Rose or Lilly: Rose
Jade or Diamond: Diamond
Many or few: either or
Wealth or happiness: both
Want kids: Already have 1
Want to get married: not particularly
Feel sorry for people: normally, no.
Feel sorry for animals: depends
Like attention: depends on who is giving me the attention
Like people: not many
Like crowds: no, not really
Like parties: not really, too many people
Like malls: only during non-holiday shopping days ^_^
Are you:
Antisocial: can be
Sosiopathic: no
Crazy: what is your definition of 'crazy' ?
Perverted: gladly
Heterosexual: yes n no
Homosexual: no
Bisexual: of course
Gloraphobic: heh?
Arachnophobia: spiders must die!!!!!!!!!
Homophobic: hell no!
An insomniac:at times
1990
if you the age 12 OR UNDER...you should not read this
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World
-Sabrina The Teenage Witch
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
Before Bush
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-inky pinky ponky daddy had a donkey
- ennie meanie miney moe.
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ♥
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies.
"I love you..you love me" [ring a bell?]
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded
stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.
You had slap bracelets!
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
post it with the year you were born in.
Such great times these were.
I'M THE BIGGEST FREAKING METAL HEAD EVER!!!!!
Whats Your Stereotype?
____________
•HIGH CLASS:•
____________
•[] You go/have gone tanning.
•[] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[] You love Starbucks.
•[x] You have been called a brat.
•[] You have tons of shoes.
•[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[] You have a laptop.
•[x] You love shopping.
•TOTAL: 2
________
•GOTHIC:•
_________
•[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[x] You wear chains.
•[x] you like heavy metal.
•[x] you've shopped at hot topic
•[x] You have worn black lipstick.
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
•[x] You own a pair of Tripp pants
•[x] u have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
•TOTAL: 8
_______
•PUNK:•
_______
•[x] You can skateboard.
•[x] You like plaid.
•[x] You have/love Converse.
•[x] You hate mtv.
•[x] You have/had/wante
•[x] You love mohawks
•[x] You LOVE Music.
•[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL: 8
______
•EMO:•
______
•[x] You are depressed sometimes.
•[] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[] You cry easily.
•[x] You like emo music
•[] You've kept a journal/diary.
•[x] You have written a sad poem.
•[x] you have dyed your hair
•[] You're sad when you're drunk
•TOTAL: 4
_______
•GHETTO:•
_____
•[] You like rap
•[x] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[x] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[x] You have had a freestyling contest.
•[x] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[x] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched
•[x] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[x] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL: 7
___________
•HARDCORE:•
___________
•[x] You like loud music.
•[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[x] You like Norma Jean.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[x] You love to "hardcore" dance
•[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.
•TOTAL: 8
_______
•PREP:•
_______
•[] You LOVE/like The OC.
•[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[] u like buying shoes A LOT.
•[] you shop at Hollister.AE,a
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[] You have big sunglasses
•[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
•TOTAL: 0
__________
•ATHLETIC:•
__________
•[x] You watch the Superbowl.
•[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[x] You own jerseys.
•[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[x] You belong/belonge
•[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•[] You practice a sport at least 3 times a week
TOTAL: 3
_______
•SCENE:•
_______
•[] You like putting little bows in your hair
•[] You have mini-skirts.
•[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
•[] You think polka-dots are way cute.
•[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[] You've been called scene before.
•[x] You have dyed you hair a bright neon color
•[x] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts
•TOTAL: 4
__________
•REDNECK:•
__________
•[x] Gone four wheeling.
•[x] Went hunting.
•[x] Own a four/three-whe
•[x] Like to go fishing.
•[x] Eat beef jerky
•[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[x] Know who Bocephus is.
•TOTAL: 8
___________
•METALHEAD:•
___________
•[x] You wear band shirts alot.
•[x] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[x] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
•[x] You HATE emos.
•[x] You love Black Sabbath.
•[x] You have gone to Ozzfest.
•[x] You like to headbang.
•[x] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL: 9
•The 1 that you have the most X's under will be your title!!•
Repost this as "whats ur stereotype?"
[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]
Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing the buttons.
25.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing the buttons.
25.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Do you know how much you hurt me?
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Did you know that I want to rip you to shreds.....
But then again, I love you so much
That I could never hurt you
Not purposely
You hold my heart in your hands
Why do you make me feel this way?
Joshua I hate you
I love you
I can't live without you
You are my reason for being at times
You are my center
You are the night to my day
So how do I tell you without making it hurt more?
How do I tell you I need you
Without becoming dirt on the floor?
Without getting broken or bruised?
Without feeling more pain than what I bargained for?