[Morphea]'s diary

1095346  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-09-23
Written: (5539 days ago)

Just realised I was a month early on the deadlines for halloween art and gryphon art.............GEES!!!!!!
I can breathe again....

1095344  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-09-23
Written: (5539 days ago)

Working my ass off to get the haloween piece done...........AAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!

1093960  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-09-11
Written: (5551 days ago)

I am off to walk in the mountains this weekend. :D

Note to self : Gryphon art must be finished and the same for Halloween comp.

1092062  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-25
Written: (5567 days ago)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
*     Romance 9.5 and
*     Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs , such as

*     NBA 5.0,
*     NFL 3.0  and
*     MLB 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

*     Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
*     Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while 
*     Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
*     If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
*     Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re - install the Boyfriend 5.0 program.  These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
*     Cooking 3.0 and
*     Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Desperate

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loooooool

1091559  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-08-21
Written: (5571 days ago)

going to bed now and hope I feel better tomorrow.........I refuse to be sick on a Saturday!!!!!!

1091558  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-08-21
Written: (5571 days ago)

Still sick.....urghh!!!!

1090904  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-18
Written: (5575 days ago)

it is 0300 in the morning and both my son and I are sick.
I have a really really sore throat with a burning sensation down my chest and so does my son. No fever though and that is good. But the pain is enough to keep me awake. And it seems like my throat is more comfortable standing up as suppose to laying down because the pain is much worse when I do lay down. And my son, poor thing, got a little panicky because he felt like he could not breathe so I have given him a painkiller and he is now sleeping on the couch.
So here I am, tired ,sick and whatching over my son just in case he gets worse.
Oh joy

1090720  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-08-16
Written: (5577 days ago)
Next in thread: 1090726, 1090742

a bit confused about how the badging for a green Master of Building works.
Do I need ten lionfish badges or squirrel badges (or other badges) to get a green master of building ?..........or is it ten donations/participation in official contests no matter what badges to get the green master of building?
If it is the latter I should have recieved my green master of buldning but if it is the first I have a veeeeery long way to to before I see the cutness of that bever. ;P
Can someone enlighten me please ?

1090710  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-08-16
Written: (5577 days ago)

it was the dark arts contest.... thanks [Jitter] :D

1089981  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-11
Written: (5582 days ago)
Next in thread: 1090067

I have not got my badge for a contest I was in but now it has been soo long that I do not remember which contest it was :/

1084368  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-06-26
Written: (5628 days ago)
Next in thread: 1084379

I am in mourning today.
Although he was a bit exentric the last couple of years, Michael Jackson made the foundation for my love in music.
May he rest in peace.

1083038  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-06-17
Written: (5637 days ago)

It is my hubby`s 33th birthday today :D
And my motherinlaws birthday too :D
I am going to cook a nice birtday dinner for both of them and yes there will even be a homemade cake.
I DON`T bake so this will be quite interesting ( hope I don`t poison the lot ;)

1081375  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-06-04
Written: (5650 days ago)
Next in thread: 1081751

HOOOOORRRAAYYY!!!!!!
I have just sold my first artwork :D
For a totaly ridicculusly low price but still......*happy dance*

1079493  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-05-19
Written: (5666 days ago)
Next in thread: 1080078

been back home in Oslo for the weekend to celebrate our constitution day.
Has been great fun but we all are really really tired.
It was a double celebration too since we won the Eurovision Song contest.
Happy happy happy :D

1075559  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-04-21
Written: (5694 days ago)

I have been on a little trip this weekend to visit my mother.
We went to see a Tina Turner concert.
I am not a very huge fan of her but she is a living legend and man can she entertain. It was incredible :D
I had so much to do from friday to monday, visiting family ( I have a big family and they all want a piece of me when I come home) So I actually lost nearly 2 kg in those days.
I am tired and exhausted and it is good to be home again.
But it was very nice to see so many family members that I have`nt seen for a very very long time.

1074043  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-04-10
Written: (5705 days ago)

ok.....now it worked.....

1074042  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-04-10
Written: (5705 days ago)

AAAARRRGGHH!!!! Why can`t I upload a new image in my house!!!!!!!! Vexing!!!!!!!

1066409  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-02-12
Written: (5762 days ago)

I am DONE with my werecreature!!!! *happy dance* WOOOHOO

hmm.....what to do now?

1066325  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-02-11
Written: (5762 days ago)

sooo tired....*yawns* going to bed now with a good feeling. My werecreature is coming along just nicely :D I have been working on it all day and my eyes are red and squared. *rubbes eyes* Hopefylly it will get doen by tomorrow :D

1066036  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-02-09
Written: (5765 days ago)

My werecreature is taking form and I have a LAUGH making it.
so far it is turning out sooo cool.
*happy*

1065857  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2009-02-07
Written: (5767 days ago)
Next in thread: 1065858

AARRGGHH.......too many contest too little time......*pouts and sulks heavily*

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