Taken by [the mad hatter2]

[✖]Stupidity Test:
[#List]
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 11

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You've fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 15

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 19

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 23

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
So far: 24

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 26

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 28