Dear DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne

I bring to you, a conversation I had with a good friend of mine, Orion.

«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:04 PM)
GET IT RIGHT, GAWD
Astronomer . says (5:04 PM)
-.-
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:04 PM)
THIS IS WHY YOU WON'T TOUCH ME ANYMORE, ISN'T IT
Astronomer . says (5:05 PM)
WELL MAYBE IF YOU WENT THROUGH THE EFFORT, I WOULD
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:05 PM)
I TRY, YOU BASTARD
I WORE THAT DRESS
I DIDN'T WEAR THAT UNDERWEAR
I DID EVERYTHING RFOR YOU
Astronomer . says (5:06 PM)
YEAH, BUT THEN YOU HUNG AROUND THAT BASTARD ALL EVENING
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:08 PM)
ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LOOK AT ME
Astronomer . says (5:09 PM)
EVERYTIME I TRY AND INITIATE ANYTHING WITH YOU, YOU ALWAYS SHRUG ME OFF AND TELL ME LATER
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:09 PM)
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO PICK YOUR MOMENT
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:10 PM)
WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS IS NOT A GOOD MOMENT
WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND I DON'T WANT A QUICKIE
I WANT YOU TO MAKE LOVE
Astronomer . says (5:11 PM)
BUT ALL YOU DO IS LAY THERE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES
MAYBE IF YOU'D ROCK YOUR HIPS OR SOMETHING, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:12 PM)
MAYBE IF YOU COULD STILL GET HARD
Astronomer . says (5:12 PM)
THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL AND YOU KNOW IT
Astronomer . says (5:13 PM)
IF I DIDN'T NEED TO DRINK JUST TO KEEP FROM LEAVING YOU, IT WOULDN'T BE THAT WAY
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:13 PM)
DON'T BULLSHIT ME, YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC BECAUSE YOU JUST FUCKING LIKE DRINKING
Astronomer . says (5:14 PM)
SO WHAT IF I LIKE TO DRINK AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
ALCOHOL GIVES ME WHAT YOU WON'T
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:14 PM)
I USED TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU STILL DRANK
Astronomer . says (5:16 PM)
YOU SAY EVERYTHING BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME TO HAVE FRIENDS
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:16 PM)
THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY FRIEND YOU HAD YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO A THREESOME OR WORSE
Astronomer . says (5:17 PM)
I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T BE JUST A LITTLE BIT KINKIER
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:17 PM)
NO, I'M SORRY
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:18 PM)
I'M SORRY I'VE FAILED YOU LIKE THIS, MAT
I JUST WANTED TO LOVE YOU
Astronomer . says (5:18 PM)
AND I WANT TO LOVE YOU
NO
I DO LOVE YOU
BUT YOU MAKE IT SO HARD ORI
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:18 PM)
I'M SO SORRY
I'LL TRY HARDER
I PROMISE
Astronomer . says (5:18 PM)
LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:19 PM)
YES! LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN!
OH, MAT
KISS ME
Astronomer . says (5:19 PM)
LET'S DO MORE THAN KISS
LET'S MAKE LOVE
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:19 PM)
OH MAT, ANYTHING YOU WANT!
Astronomer . says (5:19 PM)
Ori?
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:19 PM)
Yerp?
Astronomer . says (5:19 PM)
You make my day sometimes.
«optimuscuddle» [But I was younger then, and young men never die] says (5:20 PM)
NO U

Dear, DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne

I have two things to say. Firstly, I LOATHE THE NEW WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER. I FUCKING HATE ITS GUTS!!! FOR ALL I CARE IT CAN HAVE SEX WITH TWO DISEASED OXEN AND THEN GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN ON A SUNDAY IN An UPSIDE DOWN CHURCH PRAISING CTHULU ON NEPTUNE!!!!!!!!!

And secondly. I'm sorry to all the Ike's out there who might see this. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBs5bB7eQ-0&feature=grec_index

Guh.

Dear, DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3l47a1_LFY&feature=related

Why. Why did it open just then? Why did he bounce so irreversibly? Why did my pencil break? Why don't you answer?!?!!?

Dear DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne...

Depression. I feel it in the very bowels of my soul. This oppressing darkness that can't be lifted. I fake a smile, force a laugh, make an asinine witty comment that makes others laugh when really ... all I want to do is be alone. I'm unable to tell anyone that my life sucks. No one would understand. My life, my emotions, they are all boiling inside of me. I hold it in, because I feel that I'm too much of a burden. And when others offer me help, I snap at them and instantly regret it. They don't deserve my vitriol ...

I can't help but feel that I'm too much of a weak link. That others are always sneering at me behind my back. And I deserve it.

......

Oh who the hell am I kidding? I have absolutely nothing in common with the above statements. I just thought I'd try and be emo for a minute. It sucked balls. God, I'm so glad that I'm not a whiny little bitch that can't pull their head out their ass because they're too swallowed up in self pity. XDDD

Here ye, Here ye, let it be known throughout the land that this diary shall now be known as DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne.

Dear DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne...

I've decided that today is my day to rant about video games.

Sonic Unleashed in particular.

BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD

The stages are:
Apotos (Quite possibly the best sonic stage ever. Like ... City Escape and this stage are all time awesome)
Mazuri (Die die die die die)
Spagonia (Day stage = Love. Night stage = RAGE)
Holoska (DIE HARDER)
Chun-Nan (This stage actually grew on me...)

I've completed those. The remaining stages are:
Shamar (This is my next stop and ... I just *badword* hate it.)
Empire City (this stage is a huge mess.)
Adabat (The words... I lack them... how can something be this ridiculously evil!?)

And the grand tamale!?
Eggmanland. Do you know what's there? Three time trial missions. Do you know the times on those missions? Well, for starters, let me explain a time trial.

You start at the beginning of a stage. You run through it like normal, and everything's dandy. You hit your checkmarks, grab your rings, kill the robots, and race to the finish. Unless. UNLESS. You miss a jump. And you die. What happens then? You can quit or retry. Now did I mention that it costs rings to try these missions? As bullcrap as that is. Retrying costs rings. And what do you think should happen when you retry? You should start from where you died, yes? NO. They start you at the BEGINNING. Like it's OKAY. It's not. And dying is not that uncommon. In fact, I don't know of many stages I can race through without dying once or twice, really. At least, not consistently.

Now back to where I started. Eggmanland. This stage is complete and utter *badword badword badword badword* evil. It's so long that it doesn't make sense. What's the fastest time trial you've gotta do here? Hmm? You want to know? 45:00. That's FOURTY FIVE MINUTES. They expect you to beat this level in under an hour. Without dying. Okay, okay, okay. That's evil. We get it. But what's level two? 60:00. An hour. Is your eye twitching yet? No? Well, the first and easiest is SEVENTY FIVE. 75:00. Seventy Five minutes. That's how long they expect even the most inexperienced Sonic Unleashed player to take to beat this level.

I played this level once. Died over 40 times, as I recall. And do you know what my time was? 50 minutes. I don't have the time nor ability to play through this level.

Well. That's my rant. Have a good night DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne. ^_^

Bullshit is called "ENCOURAGEMENT" and I think it was "MIDAS". -.- Mushroom Wars trophies. Woot woot. I'm glad that I managed to help Collin earn two more, even if they were complete and utter luck. XD

So, Goran, Jill, and of course, Collin, are watching me play mushroom wars. I planned to spirit bomb the final place with the maximum amount of people you can conglomerate inside of one tower. For some reason, i'd thought that you could only have 500 people. Turns out that it went up to 1000+. At 999 mushrooms, you can do something rather funny. You can FURTHER upgrade the tower even farther! XD Ridiculous leap. It goes, 5/10/20/999 ... what kind of sense does THAT make?! On most levels you can't even GET that many!! XD XD So what happens when I break over 1000? That trophy unlocked!!!

Then, because I didn't really get to unleash the spirit bomb I'd been intending to do, I'd asked Collin to do it. What happened next?! SPIRIT BOMB unlocks ENCOURAGEMENT!! Woot. I enjoyed that. XD

Before that, it was a good day. Hmm. Kieta, Collin, Jill, Goran, and me. Partying with Pizza, Ninja Storm, Bayonetta, Brawl, Dante's Inferno, and Mushroom Wars. It was fun. XD Slight upset between Jill and Collin over sexuality in games. Moreover, the nudity. Blah. It happens. Other than that, I look forward to more get-together things. often.

Interestingly enough ... I'M DYING. From a stomach ache.

But in other good news. I've found this damn thing. XD