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Written about Thursday 2010-10-21
Written: (4906 days ago)

Dear, DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3l47a1_LFY&feature=related

Why. Why did it open just then? Why did he bounce so irreversibly? Why did my pencil break? Why don't you answer?!?!!?

1123597  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2010-09-27
Written: (4930 days ago)
Next in thread: 1123598

Dear DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne...

Depression. I feel it in the very bowels of my soul. This oppressing darkness that can't be lifted. I fake a smile, force a laugh, make an asinine witty comment that makes others laugh when really ... all I want to do is be alone. I'm unable to tell anyone that my life sucks. No one would understand. My life, my emotions, they are all boiling inside of me. I hold it in, because I feel that I'm too much of a burden. And when others offer me help, I snap at them and instantly regret it. They don't deserve my vitriol ...

I can't help but feel that I'm too much of a weak link. That others are always sneering at me behind my back. And I deserve it.

......

Oh who the hell am I kidding? I have absolutely nothing in common with the above statements. I just thought I'd try and be emo for a minute. It sucked balls. God, I'm so glad that I'm not a whiny little bitch that can't pull their head out their ass because they're too swallowed up in self pity. XDDD

1121264  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2010-08-15
Written: (4974 days ago)
Next in thread: 1121409

Here ye, Here ye, let it be known throughout the land that this diary shall now be known as DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne.

Dear DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne...

I've decided that today is my day to rant about video games.

Sonic Unleashed in particular.

BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD BADWORD

The stages are:
Apotos (Quite possibly the best sonic stage ever. Like ... City Escape and this stage are all time awesome)
Mazuri (Die die die die die)
Spagonia (Day stage = Love. Night stage = RAGE)
Holoska (DIE HARDER)
Chun-Nan (This stage actually grew on me...)

I've completed those. The remaining stages are:
Shamar (This is my next stop and ... I just *badword* hate it.)
Empire City (this stage is a huge mess.)
Adabat (The words... I lack them... how can something be this ridiculously evil!?)

And the grand tamale!?
Eggmanland. Do you know what's there? Three time trial missions. Do you know the times on those missions? Well, for starters, let me explain a time trial.

You start at the beginning of a stage. You run through it like normal, and everything's dandy. You hit your checkmarks, grab your rings, kill the robots, and race to the finish. Unless. UNLESS. You miss a jump. And you die. What happens then? You can quit or retry. Now did I mention that it costs rings to try these missions? As bullcrap as that is. Retrying costs rings. And what do you think should happen when you retry? You should start from where you died, yes? NO. They start you at the BEGINNING. Like it's OKAY. It's not. And dying is not that uncommon. In fact, I don't know of many stages I can race through without dying once or twice, really. At least, not consistently.

Now back to where I started. Eggmanland. This stage is complete and utter *badword badword badword badword* evil. It's so long that it doesn't make sense. What's the fastest time trial you've gotta do here? Hmm? You want to know? 45:00. That's FOURTY FIVE MINUTES. They expect you to beat this level in under an hour. Without dying. Okay, okay, okay. That's evil. We get it. But what's level two? 60:00. An hour. Is your eye twitching yet? No? Well, the first and easiest is SEVENTY FIVE. 75:00. Seventy Five minutes. That's how long they expect even the most inexperienced Sonic Unleashed player to take to beat this level.

I played this level once. Died over 40 times, as I recall. And do you know what my time was? 50 minutes. I don't have the time nor ability to play through this level.

Well. That's my rant. Have a good night DoubleYouTeeMegaEff BullshitConCarne. ^_^

1117294  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2010-05-30
Written: (5051 days ago)
Next in thread: 1117342

Bullshit is called "ENCOURAGEMENT" and I think it was "MIDAS". -.- Mushroom Wars trophies. Woot woot. I'm glad that I managed to help Collin earn two more, even if they were complete and utter luck. XD

So, Goran, Jill, and of course, Collin, are watching me play mushroom wars. I planned to spirit bomb the final place with the maximum amount of people you can conglomerate inside of one tower. For some reason, i'd thought that you could only have 500 people. Turns out that it went up to 1000+. At 999 mushrooms, you can do something rather funny. You can FURTHER upgrade the tower even farther! XD Ridiculous leap. It goes, 5/10/20/999 ... what kind of sense does THAT make?! On most levels you can't even GET that many!! XD XD So what happens when I break over 1000? That trophy unlocked!!!

Then, because I didn't really get to unleash the spirit bomb I'd been intending to do, I'd asked Collin to do it. What happened next?! SPIRIT BOMB unlocks ENCOURAGEMENT!! Woot. I enjoyed that. XD

Before that, it was a good day. Hmm. Kieta, Collin, Jill, Goran, and me. Partying with Pizza, Ninja Storm, Bayonetta, Brawl, Dante's Inferno, and Mushroom Wars. It was fun. XD Slight upset between Jill and Collin over sexuality in games. Moreover, the nudity. Blah. It happens. Other than that, I look forward to more get-together things. often.

1116467  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2010-05-17
Written: (5064 days ago)
Next in thread: 1116836

Interestingly enough ... I'M DYING. From a stomach ache.

But in other good news. I've found this damn thing. XD

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