I came to sit by the computer with a pile of 9 apples. Now there are two left, because when I get jittery or nervous I have to have something to chew.

[MageyDePink] is the biggest cahoot in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. If I had to pick a FUNNY person, it'd be her. She gets the FUNNY award.

My day was really shit, and now i'm choking on my 7th apple cus I can't stop laughing. Tomorrow i'll have a six pack of STEEL. This is how FABULOUS Pinky is, and I don't even have a Physics lesson to laugh about it in because she has DRAMA.

Bwa ha ha ha. I love laughing. I love pissing people off, and then watching them. Hahahahaha! What would I do if I wasn't such a loser?
I'm having so much fun, I might just have to fall out of a window.