(p.s.-this isn't mine, it's from http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/illusions-gif.html)

things my friend translated into german for me:



english:i like pineapple suasage with my platapus

german:ich mag Ananas suasage mit meinem platapus


english:my ass feels like it is on fire

german:mein Esel glaubt wie es ist auf Feuer


english:the blue cactus sits in the rain depressed

german:der blaue Kaktus sitzt im niedergedrückten Regen


english:xtina is a yummy mama

german:xtina ist eine yummy Mutter


english:i like to scratch my booty with a rubber hammer and a fish made of glue

german:ich mag meine Beute mit einem Gummihammer und einem Fisch verkratzen, die vom Kleber gebildet werden


english:fuck you you hoe i don't want you back

german:Du Arschloch hacken mich wünschen Sie nicht zurück

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows
What it's like to be hated
To be faded to telling only lies
[chorus]
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my conscious seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what its like
To feel these feelings
Like i do, and i blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain woe
Can show through
[chorus]
Discover l.i.m.p. say it [x42]
No one knows what its like
To be mistreated, to be defeated
Behind blue eyes
No one know how to say
That they're sorry and don't worry
I'm not telling lies
[chorus]
No one knows what its like
To be the bad man, to be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.

Artist: Lyrics
Song: Big Spender Lyrics

- Hey, fellow. Can I talk to you for a second? What's the harm in a minute talk?
- Hey, good looking, I like your hair!
- Hey, mister, you got a cigarette for me, huh?
- Oh, sir, you speak French.
- Parlez vous Fraçais?
- Hey guy do you wanna danve? A little dance won't hurt ya!
- Gut do you wanna tango, it always take two for tango.
- Ooh, you're so tall!
- Let's have some fun!
- Sssssssssss...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender,
Good looking, so refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for ev'ry guy I see.
Hey, big spender, spend...
A little time with...me...me...me!
Do you wanna have fun?
Ssssssssssss...
How's about (fun) a few laughs?
I can show you a...good time...
Do you wanna have fun...fun...fun?
How's about (fun) a few (fun) laughs (fun)
Laughs (fun) laughs
(I can show you a...)
(fun) laughs (fun) laughs
(good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)...Ssssssssssss...
What did you say you are?
How's about a ...(laugh)
I could give you some...
Are you ready for some...(fun)
How would you like a...
Let me show you a ...(good time)

Hey, big spender...
Hey, big spender...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender.
Good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend...a little time with ...me!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
How about a palsy?...Yeah!

christina aguilera, bi? it's true, all though she has not said "i'm bi" she addmited to likeing women. to know more, here's a link to the article:

http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,8599489%255E10431%255E%255Enbv,00.html

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken

But you see it's not me,
it's not my family
In your head, in your
head they are fighting
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs and their guns
In your head,
In your head they are cryin'
In your head
Zombie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie

Another mother's breakin'
heart is taking over
when the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken
It's the same old theme since 1916
In your head,
In your head they're still fightin'
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs and their guns
In your head they are dyin'

In your head, in your head
Zombie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie

('Zombie' was written on
the Cranberries English tour 1993.
Man's inhumanity to man
and worse still, to child.)

25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made of this
Brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
So I cry somethimes when I'm lying in bed
To get it all out what's in my head
Then I start feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step
Outside I take deep breath
I get real high
Then I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
And I try, oh my God do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in my bed
To get it all out what's in my head
Then I start feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step outside
I take a deep breaththen I get real high
Then I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

I'm Still In Love
by Sean Paul

Album : Dutty Rock
Submitted by : hotchk322
Corrected by : hottest of all
Rated : 9.2 (65 votes)


[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Well I’m a hustler and a player and you I’m not a stayer
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Say girl, try to understand that a man is just a man
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Blessings loving from the start but you know we had to part
That’s the way I give my love
[S] I’m still in love with you…
But a man gotta do what a man gotta doo…

[Sean Paul]
Girl, well a never had to promise you no bling bling fo hold you girl
A just the loving weh me fling fling control you girl
And make you head swirl
And make you body twirl
And make you wanna be my one and only baby girl
Night after night me give you love fi keep you warm
Gal you never get this kinda love from you born
And now you want draw card say me just can’t perform

[Chorus 1]
[S] I love you baby
A true a get the little loving and me gone
[S] You don’t know how to love me
I an I nah no time fi no kiss up an charm
[S] Not even how to kiss me
A true me take you little heart by storm
[S] I don’t know why
Babygirl, Babygirl
[S] I love you baby
A just the dutty dutty love

[Chorus 2]
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Well I’m a hustler and a player and you I’m not a stayer
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Say girl, try to understand that a man is just a man
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Blessing loving from the start but you know we had to part
That’s the way I give my love
[S] I’m still in love with you…
But a man gotta do what a man gotta doo…girl

[Sean Paul]
A true me give her tug love and say bye bye bye
Me turn around she ask the question why why why
When me leaving me see the gal cry cry cry
And it hurts my heart to tell lie lie lie
So don’t cry no more
Baby girl for sure
Just remember the good times we had before

[Chorus 1]
[S] I love you baby
A true a get the little loving and me gone
[S] You don’t know how to love me
I an I nah no time fi no kiss up an charm
[S] Not even how to kiss me
A true me take you little heart by storm
[S] I don’t know why
Babygirl, Babygirl
[S] I love you baby
A just the dutty dutty love

[Chorus 2]
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Well I’m a hustler and a player and you I’m not a stayer
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Say girl, try to understand that a man is just a man
That’s the dutty dutty love
[S] I’m still in love with you boy…
Blessings loving from the start but you know we had to part
That’s the way I give my love

[Sacha]
I don’t know why [x3]
I don’t know [x3]
I don’t know why
I’m still in love…

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, god you're touching me

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everything is A.OK!

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, god you're touching me

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh! Guitar!

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, god you're touching me

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh

[R Kelly:]
Ladies and gentlemen,
you are listening to the sounds of swiss beats.
We got cassidy in here. Kelis!
We in our throwbacks.
This is for the ladies, we got room keys.

[Chorus (R Kelly)]
Girl you wanna come to my hotel,
baby I will leave you my room key.
I'm feelin' te way you carry yourslf girl.
And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie.
So if you wanna come to my hotel,
all you gotta do is holler at me.
'Cuz we're havingan after party,
checkin' ut 6 in the mornin'

[Cassidy]
I'm staying in the hotel,
not the motel or the holi-day inn.
If that girl don't participate,
well then I'ma take her friend.
Well if, mami is with it then,
mami can give it then, mami a rider,
I'ma, slide up beside her.
I got a suite, you can creep on through,
I know you tryin' to get your freak on too,
I'll do it all for that,
yeah I ball for that, hit the mall for that,
keep it fly for them,
keep my eye on them, hot tub for them,
pop bub' for them,
I got love for ma, yeeah!

[Chorus (R Kelly)]
Girl you wanna come to my hotel
baby I will leave you my room key.
I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl.
And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie.
So if you wanna come to my hotel
all you gotta do is holler at me.
'Cuz we're having an after party
checkin' out 6 in the mornin'

[Cassidy:]
We're the new Car-tel, R.Kel with the kid Cass-idy.
Girl if you man start actin' up
ask for him or ask for me.
'Cuz see, we could go get it crackin
but you know what'll happen,
we be under the covers
makin' love to each other.
I got a double bed
one's to sleep on
other one's to get my freak on
it's all for them.
Yeah I ball for that
hit the mall for that, keep
it fly for them
keep my eye on them, hot tub for them,
pop bub' for them
I got love for ma, yeeeah!

[Chorus (R Kelly)]
Girl you wanna come to my hotel
baby I will leave you my room key.
I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl.
And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie.
So if you wanna come to my hotel
all you gotta do is holler at me.
'Cuz we're having an after party
checkin' out 6 in the mornin'

[Cassidy:]
We goin' Chi-town steppin' out
to the club lettin' out, and we goin' sex it out,
'til we all checkin' out.
I got my chicks
I'ma bring to the tele
we 'bout to do the damn thing, sing to 'em Kelly.

[R Kelly:]
It's alright(it's alright)
If you wanna come with me
and fulfill your fantasy,
baby in my hotel suite.
And it's ok, if you wanna party night 'til day,
I will do anything you say.
Just come to my hotel.

[Chorus (R Kelly)]
Girl you wanna come to my hotel
baby I will leave you my room key.
I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl.
And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie.
So if you wanna come to my hotel
all you gotta do is holler at me.
'Cuz we're having an after party
checkin' out 6 in the mornin'

[Call out]
You've just heard, a classic,
featuring the one and only, Kelis,
Cassidy, Swiss beats the monster (yes I am)
Full service the label, Roc, the family,
Ruff ryders the family.
This one's for the ladies y'all.
The baby, believe it! Get your hands up!
It's over

All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop that thing like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Lick this, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
Lick this just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that

My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that

First you gotta put your neck into it
Ah, don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the back up to the front
Then ya get it off, keep me up on ya
Make sure I keep my eyes on ya
All over the club and stuff
Real player show me so much love
The best love comes slow and long
Knows how to stay down on ya
All night 'till the crack of dawn
Real good, keep it comin' strong
Through the night, making so much love
In dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that

You might roll dutch, you might have G's
But so what player, get on your knees
A girl like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Girls hatin' fellas watchin' me
Standin' out in the line, so clean
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which fella I need
To take me out, spend his money on me
Try me I'll make you see
No other girl got nothin' me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My Neck, my back
Lick my... just like that

{Chorus repeats x10}

Luda
Oh, oh, oh, say it

Girl
Make love to me

Luda
Oh, oh, oh, wut?

Girl
Fuck me

Luda
Oh, oh, oh, say it

Girl
Make love to me

Luda
Oh, oh, oh, wut?

Girl
Fuck me

(HOOK)

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same
Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
They want it nice and slow, kiss them from head to toe
Relax and let it go, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass
You gotta make it lazt, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Together holdin handz, you out there spendin grandz
And makin family planz, say it (Girl) Make love to me
Don't have to straighten factz, don't want no stringz attached
Juzt scratchez on yo back, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Ex'z aint actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinnerz by candlelight, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
She got a nigga whipped, down to your fingertipz
Tryin that freaky shit, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Turn on some baby face, Juzt for your lady'z sake
You call her baby cakez, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Know how to mack a broad, she'z on your sack and ballz
You call her jabber jawz, wut? (Girl) Fuck me

(HOOK)

Luda
You bout to buy a ring, she wantz tha finer thangz
Gucci designer framez, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Purchaze a nazty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
You both unite az one, you tha moon and she'z your sun
Your heart'z a beatin drum, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
You better novacaine, she wanna feel tha pain
Then hear her scream ya name, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Follow thiz dictionary, you both some vizionariez
And doin missionariez, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
I hear him call tha wild, and do it all tha while
Doggy and boggy style, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
You in-between tha sheetz, lickin and eatin sweetz
And wutchu find you keep, say it (Girl) Make love to me
You do it standin up, orgasimz hand em up
Yall juzt don't give a fuck, wut? (Girl) Fuck me

(HOOK)

Luda
You wanna tell tha world, that she'z your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Nobody haz to know, juzt keep it on tha low
And leave em righted fo, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Nothin but fightz and fussin, pluz there'z a lot of cussin
Juzt grab a hold of somethin, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Yall do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropez and handcuffz, wut? (Girl) Fuck me

(HOOK)

Shamari]
There you are
Looking as fine as can be
In your fancy car
I can see you looking at me
What you wanna do?
Are you just gonna sit there and stare?
Baby talk to me
Tell me what's on your mind, baby oh

[Chorus:]
Oh baby, bring it all to me
But I don't need no fancy cars or diamond rings
Oh baby, bring it all to me
Gimme your time, your love, your space, your energy

[j.c.]
Baby, what's the deal?
Would I be too forward if
I told you how I feel
That's just the way I do my thang
I'm so for real
Are you feeling my Timb's, my baggy jeans
My thug appeal
Do you like it when a man can keep it real?
Oh

[Chorus]

Oh, baby

[Shamari]
Oh, I'll put my pride to the side
Just to tell you how good you make me feel inside

[j.c.]
There's not a single question
That we can't make this right
Cause it's you I need every day and night

[J.C. & Shamari]
oh ho ho baby yeah

[Chorus until fade]

[PRE-HOOK]
oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
I'm,I'm,I'm,I'm,I'm really,really
Hot,Hot,Hot,Hot,Hot

[1st VERSE]
Let me holla' at the d.j.
Come on d.j. put that record on the replay
Don't you see how them bitches move they bootay
Everytime you play this record, smell like coochie
Follow dem',Screamin' like a groupay
Misdemeanor move my nookie like a hoochay
For them hatas fuck whatever you say
Because you know I'm too cool for you anyway
I'm just a bad bitch
M-I-S,Miss
I'm gonna' keep talkin' shit till you get this
I'm gonna' bust up in the club wit' no guest list
Them otha' artist, I keep em' all restless
I don't french kiss unless it's 50 cent
Vivica,we can share him like the president
Tabloids,I don't care,it's irrelevant,I'm heaven sent
Now watch how I do this shit

[PRE-HOOK]
[CHORUS]
I'm really,really hot
Everytime my records drop
Radio says I won't stop
Cus' I'm killin' em'

[2nd VERSE]
You don't know whatcha' talkin' bout
You would think I was Sug when I come out
My album hit hard when I roll out
Yall records make a bitch wanna' throw em out
And that's no doubt
See I rock bells
Fly as hell and cool as ?
Baby can't ya' tell
I lick my lips like I'm L.L.
And I'm doin' it,and doin' it,and doin' it well
Straight to the hotel
I'm cellabut so,boy,you gets no tell
Kiss,kiss and still you gets nowhere
Just two blue balls down in yo' underwear
I play unfair
I'm a hot gal
Hot cars and stars and strip bars
And ain't hot if I'm not there
I'm a true playa'
You can find me up in any record store
Hurry up and get chere

[PRE-HOOK]
[CHORUS]

Look,let me move to the left
Go head,let me fell myself
Touch my chest my sweat
Show that d.j. how I shake my breast
Jiggle,jiggle,jangle
Watch how my gludius dangle
I do a 1-2 step,STOP
No,I ain't done yet
Everybody in the club,go to work
Tight jeans,crop shirts,short skirts
I'm gonna' rock to the beat till' it hurt
I'm gonna' drop it on the streest
Yeah ya' heard
Hatas' I flip the bird
Got guns,so what,I ain't scurred
I came to boogie and swerve
I ain't lyin' folk that's my word

[PRE-HOOK]
[CHORUS]

Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot
Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the victrola up high
Mama's dancing with baby on her shoulder
The Sun is setting like molasses in the sky.
The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything.
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.

CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.

Up in Memphis the music's like a heat wave
White lightning, bound to drive you wild.
Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl
"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle
The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true.

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.

CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.

Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon,

What could you do?
CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.
Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.

...If you please
If you please

LIL KIM:
Where are all my soul sisters?
Let me hear you flow sisters

ALL:
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

MYA:
He met Marmalade down in ol' Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?", oh

Getchy gitchy ya ya da da (da da)
Getcha getcha ya ya here (here)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (oh oh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

PINK:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
Suedes dark greens, yeah

Getchy gitchy ya ya da da (da da da)
Getcha getcha ya ya here (here)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ya ya)
Creole Lady Marmalade, uh

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (ooh)

LIL' KIM:
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let them know we bought that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours?
Disagree?!, well that's you and I'm sorry!
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heeled shoes, get love from the dudes
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Hey sisters, soul sisters
Betta get that dough sisters

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna getcha getcha ya ya (come on)
Mocha chocolata (what)

Creole Lady Marmalade
(One more time, come on now)

ALL:
Marmalade

CHRISTINA:
(ooh)

ALL:
Lady Marmalade

MYA
ooh yeah

ALL:
Marmalade

CHRISTINA
ohh

CHRISTINA:
Hey, hey, hey!!!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, hey
Color cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried

ALL:
More, more, more!

PINK:
Now he's back home doing nine to five

CHRISTINA:
Nine to five

MYA:
Living a gray flannel life

CHRISTINA:
But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep

ALL:
More, more, more!

Getchy gitchy ya ya da da (da da da)
Getcha getcha ya ya here (ohh oh)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade (yeah yeah yeah)

CHRISTINA:
Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

MYA:
All my sisters yeah!

ALL:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

LIL' KIM
Come on, uh

MISSY ELLIOT:
Christina

CHRISTINA:
Au lait

MISSY ELLIOT:
Pink

PINK:
Lady Marmalade

MISSY ELLIOT:
Lil' Kim

LIL' KIM:
Hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

MISSY ELLIOT:
Mya

MYA
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

MISSY ELLIOT:
Rockwilder baby

PINK:
Baby

MISSY ELLIOT:
Moulin Rouge

CHRISTINA:
Ooh ooh

MYA:
Da da da da

MISSY ELLIOT:
Misdemeanor here

ALL:
Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yes-a

LOL!



Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the =
letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood =
for, it is about time you became informed!

  {A} Almost Boobs...
  {B} Barely there...
  {C} Can't Complain!
  {D} Dang!
  {DD} Double dang!
  {E} Enormous!
  {F} Fake...
  {G} Get a Reduction...
  {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

this is a remake of a pop-up i got, lol


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      {/___\
      {'}'- -/
     {_}/lo/
      ___l{___
     /       \
     / /lo)  o) \
    / / \     /\ \
    / /  }   { \ \
   { :  }   {  : }
    \ \ /  .  \ / /
    \ \/      \/ /
     j{  \ /   }t
     {   Y   }
      \   \   /
      \   \  /
       \  \  /
       '  \ /
        '  \
       {  }
        {  /
        ;  /
        ; /
        , ,
       (, k
        \,,,







     

(feat. Lil' Jon, Ludacris)

[Usher:]
A Town's Down!

[Lil' Jon:]
Yeah, Ok! Lil' Jon!

[Usher:]
Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

[Usher (Verse 1):]
I'm in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil V-I, keep it down on the low key, cause you know how it feels.
I said shorty she was checkin up on me, from the game she was spittin my ear you'd think that she knew me.
So we decided to chill

Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin like she's ready to blow!
(Watch Out!, Watch Out!)
She saying come get me, come get me,
So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,
When I told her I said

[Usher (Chorus):]
Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down to come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Cause if my girl new it'd be best to hold me
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

[Usher (Verse 2):]
Shes all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might good idea to take her with me,
Cause she's ready to leave.
Now I gotta keep it real now, cause on a one-to-ten she's a certified twenty, and that just aint me.

Cause I don't know if I take that chance just where is it gonna lead,
But what I do know is the way she dance makes shorty alright with me.
The way she getting low!
I'm like yeah, just work that out for me.
She asked for one more dance and I'm
Like yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?
And I said

[Chorus]

[Lil' Jon:]
Luda!

[Ludacris (Verse 3):]
Watch out!
My outfit's ridiculous, In the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women al on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
Forget about the game I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with they clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the jag and I took the roles, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double d's.
Me and Ush once more and we leave em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say

[Chorus]

[Ludacris (Bridge):]
Take that and rewind it back, Lil' Jon got the rhythm make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Usher got the voice make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Ludacris got the flow make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Lil' Jon got the beat make ya booty go (clap)

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

***still in progress***

the truth hurts

i hear you
calling me
arms outstretched awaiting me
take my hand
drop your gaurd
don't look back, your safe now

i see the light
it burns
i am frightened by what i see
fallen angels at my feet

help me
catch me as i fall
say your here at it's all over now
send the pain below

then u look at me
save me from the nothing i've become
wake me up inside
there's no escape
it's inevitable, it's a fact that we're gonna get down to it
without the mask where will you hide
when the world is darker than i can understand
i lie inside myself
bound at every limb by my shackles of fear
they'll never see
i'll struggle on and on to feed this hunger,
holding my last breathe