Dj: let's take some calls from the request line caller number 1
Caller: a man wazzup this dominque from shade n low trailer park
Dj: wazzup dominque
Caller: I wanna hear that song from lil john and petey pablo
Dj: Aight I got that comming right up for ya now shout outs to
the radio station that gave you what you wanted
Caller: boom boom beat

CHORUS 1 (2X)
How u like it daddy (the way she do it from the front)
How u like it daddy (the way she do it from he back)
How u liek it daddy (then bring it down like that)

VERSE 1
24,34,46
Good and thick and what u give her she could work with it
Pretty face and some cute lips
Earing in her tounge and she know what to do with it
Made a name for herself and she do her shit well and know how
to keep her buisness to herself
Come over anytime nigga call chick
1 o'clock,2 o'clock (ding dong) and she right their
And she know why she came here
And she know where clothes suppose to be(off and over their)
Sniff a lil coke, take a lil x, smoke a lil weed,drink a lil bit
I need a girl I could freek with
and wanna try shit and ain't scared of a big dick
And love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch
Cause I ain't drunk enough to do that shit

CHORUS 2
Freek a leek
shameka kiesha tara (freek-a-leek) shawna sabrina crystal
derhonda (freek-a-leek) lisa falicia tonesha shavon (freek-a-leek)
monica monique christina yolonda

VERSE 2
I need to know a whole lot
that could teach me broad
Need a ding dong stick a tongue and take her to ball
Any reason gon' head do that for her
I'm spalding and i don't like to work that hard
I like to lay back relax and enjoy my jaw
till my eyes roll back & my toes curl
I love when do that girl till it come time for me to give her hers
Tell me what you want
Do want a missionary with your feet crammed to the head board
Do want it from the back with your face in
the pillow so you could yell as loud as you want girl
Do you want it on the floor,do want it in the chair do you want it over here do want it over their
Do you want it in your pussy do u want it in your ass
I could give you anything you can handle

CHORUS 2 (1X)

CHORUS 2 (2X)

Caller: A I appreciate that homeboy
dj: not a problem you know I do it cause I love ya
now I got to give a shot out to she's and gin
cause I'm drinkin' and they paying for it

CHORUS 2 2X

"talk about our love"
by brandy ft. kanye west

VERSE 1:
Oh oh oh oh oh
What you hear this time?
Go on and speak your mind
I know somebody's lyin'
It's always somethin'
Her auntie told your cousin
Then all your homies jumped in
And now the whole hood's buzzin'
He said, she said
Don't let it get in your head
Baby don't say something that you will regret
I'm on your team
It's us against them, you'll see
Hey, we ain't gon stop
They just want what we got
CHORUS:
The more they talk about our love
The more they make it obvious
The more they seem so envious
How can they talk about our love
When they don't know one thing about
Instead they just runnin' they mouths
So all we do is tune 'em out

VERSE 2:
Oh oh oh oh oh
I swear they got some nerve
Spreadin' what they heard
I can't give them no burn
I can't be concerned with all that talk
I won't be involved
That's my word
See, I'm not the one
They got me confused
They got me messed up
Don't you think I've had enough?
When it comes to what we do
All that matters is us two
Don't pay them no mind
We just gon' show and prove

CHORUS:
The more they talk about our love
The more they make it obvious
The more they seem so envious
How can they talk about our love
When they don't know one thing about
Instead they just runnin' they mouths
So all we do is tune 'em out

Kanyé

RAP (Kanyé West):
Here's a couple of things I can't honor, man
How you listen to a girl that still wanna man?
Tell me the truth, is that a man or Juwanna Man?
I'm wonderin' why she red to go like Wanda then
When we met you was a V like Manana, man
Now you in the field runnin' plays like Donavan McNabb
Before you get in a cab I trade in my cash
Just to take you back to last summer, man
You don't remember when you was my sweetest
You don't remember I called you Reese's Pieces
'Cause it's no wrong way to do you-know-what
She turned around, giggled, said 'you so nuts!'
But nowadays we actin' way too grown up
But how ya ex-girl get that new number?
The rumors was so numerous
For sticking by me, I had to give you two thumbs up
And that's why

CHORUS:
The more they talk about our love
The more they make it obvious
The more they seem so envious
How can they talk about our love? (people keep talkin' about it)
When they don't know one thing about (no)
Instead they just runnin' they mouths
So all we do is tune 'em out (go on)
The more they talk about our love (tune 'em out, baby)
The more they make it obvious
The more they seem so envious (ooh ooh, yeah)
How can they talk about our love? (please don't talk about it)
When they don't know one thing about
Instead they just runnin' they mouths
So all we do is tune 'em out

I don't wanna hear it no more

if u eat, shit will come

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House
bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks
him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,
"Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the
country?" "Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises,
and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awake
to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
"Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Help the people, just like I did," FDR replies and fades into the
mists.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another
figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe,
what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?"
Bush pleads. Abe replies, "Go see a play."

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Waits for samurai

I've been searcing for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my samurai

Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need
I need my samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find
To find my samurai

Someone who won't regret
To keep me in this net
Yes I need
I need my samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Waits for samurai

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Waits for samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Waits for samurai

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Waits for samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky

[hook]
She got her hands up on her knees and her bows on her thighs
She got the twerkin and the servin so I know that she fly
She got me hype, I wanna bite right now yi yi
Say I yi yi yi yi

[Verse 1]
Look at shawty snap make that ass clap
Niggas in the club spendin dubs when its PHAT
Lookin real fine standin 5'9 High heels on right on time
God Damn look at shawty she makin that ass jiggle
I like the way you wobbedy wobbedy when it wiggle
Anybody down for my nursery rhyme riddle
Some of these hoes be full creamin in the middle

[Verse 2]
She shakin ass and gettin paid cause she makin her cheese
She ain't scared to get on the floor to show her ass and titties
If she doin it quit right I might just give her fifty
I be drankin hennesy so I'm damn to tip see
I no them hoes in the club they ain't twerkin fo free
If she dancin like she should she'll make her money
I like them freaky ass hoes twitchin asses fo me
Ahhh shit thats it so I'm so I'm spendin my cheese

[hook]

[Verse 3]
Jummy club let me see ya I YI YI
Blue flame let me see ya I YI YI
Magic City let me see ya I YI YI
Body Chap let me see ya I YI YI
Jazzy T's let me see ya I YI YI
Club Pleeders let me see ya I YI YI
School Hoes let me see ya I YI YI
And if you ain't twerkin BITCH BY YI YI

[Verse 4]
Shawty let me see ya on the flow butt naked
Show stoppin pussy poppin
Damn I like the way you take it
Up and down
Side to side
Round and round
Touch the ground
There you now you know how you gotta make yo cash flow
Put them poles touch them toes let me see that ass roll
All in the booty club shawty shake it for a dub
Out of sight so I'm might stick yo ass a lil somethin
Make that pussy for a Bluuunnt

[hook]

[Verse 5]
Hoes shakin ass like a real freak
Tryin to get the mutha fuckin ends meat
Don't be tryin to mutha fuckin tease me
Cause I'm bout tipped on the hennesy
But I still give you a dub doe
But you gotta shake that ass hoe
Work real hard fo tha cash flow
Bring yo ass to the dance flow

[Verse 6]
One time for them bitches at that gel in tha club
Them bitches shakin ain't no fakin and they came to buy dubs
Them niggas hatin steady waitin so we can't come back
I'm on this track up out this here while she work that cat
Pussy poppin shawty droppin say she gone get blowed
She average everyday for a mid cheese hoe
Fuck them niggas and yo niggas that be hatin that be hatin on the guy
They in the club with them thugs screamin I YI YIIII

[hook]

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Artist: Beyonce Knowles
Song Title: Naughty Girl
Album Lyrics:
[Buy " " CD]

I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin' kind a of N-A-S-T-Y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gottend into me
The rhythm's got me feeli' so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naghty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you llok me up and down
And I came to party

You're so sexy, tonight I am all yours boy
The way your body moves acroos the floor
You got me feelin' N-A-S-T-Y
I just might take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me felin' so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naghty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you llok me up and down
And I came to party

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I lobe to love you baby

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naghty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you llok me up and down
And I came to party

Repeat to end

You hold the answer deep within your own mind. 
Consciously you've forgotten it. 
That's the way the human mind words. 
Whenver something is too unpleasant, 
too shameful for us to entertain we reject it, 
we erase it from our memory, but the imprint is always there. 

We wash it all away, we wish it all away, 
we hope it all away, can't cry it all away. 

The pain that grips you
The fear that binds you
Releases life in me
In our mutual shame we hide our eyes
To blind them from the truth that finds a way to who we are

Please don't be afraid
When the darkness fades away
The dawn will break the silence screaming at our hearts
My love for you still grows
This I do for you
Before I try to fight the truth my final time

We're supposed to try to be real. 
We feel alone when we're not together, and that is real. 

Can't wash it all away
Can't wish it all away
Can't cry it all away
Can't scratch it all away

Lying beside you
Listening to you breathe
The light that flows inside of you burns inside of me
Hold and speak to me
Of love without a sound
Tell me you will live through this and I will die for you
Cast me not away
Say you'll be with me
For I know I cannot bear it all alone

You're not alone, honey, Never. Never. 

Can't fight it all away
Can't hope it all away
Can't scream it all away
It just won't fade away

Can't wash it all away
Can't wish it all away
Can't throw it all away
Can't scratch it all away

Can't fight it all away
Can't hope it all away
Can't scream it all away

But the imprint is always there, nothing is ever really forgotten 

Because I'm dying too,
because I'm dying too,
because I'm dying too,
because I'm dying too,
because I'm dying too.

Meet me after dark again and I'll hold you
I want nothing more than to see you there
And maybe tonight, we'll fly so far away
We'll be lost before the dawn

If only night can hold you where I can see you, my love
Then let me never ever wake again
And maybe tonight, we'll fly so far away
We'll be lost before the dawn

Somehow I know that we cant wake again from this dream
It's not real, but it's ours

Maybe tonight, we'll fly so far away
We'll be lost before the dawn

Maybe tonight, we'll fly so far away
We'll be lost before the dawn

[Fabolous]
Baby girl
You know my situation
And sometimes I know you get impatient
But you don't put to on a show to get patience
Take it to court and go through litagations
And I respect ya gangsta
Treat you like a princess
And put something on your neck to thank ya
Shes my pinch hitta
When the startin lineup aint playin right
I come off the bench wit her
It might sound like im gassin ya
But it took time to get from the back seat to the passenger
We been creepin and sneakin
Just to keep it from leakin
We so deep in our freakin
That we don't sleep on the weekend
Wifey
A little bit uptight
Wonderin why he comin home in the middle of the night
It'll be alright if ya'll bump heads it'll be a fight
But i said it'll be alright

[Chorus - lil mo]
I really wanna be with you (be with you)
But I gotta be real with you (real with you)
I can't leave you alone (lone)
And I know I live and grown?
But i can't let ya go
Your the one i want in my life (want in my life)
Already got a wife (got a wife)
Can't leave you alone (lone)
And I know I live and grown?
But I can't let ya go

[Fabolous]
You aint ever step out of line
Or get out a pocket
So i made sure canary sent out your locket
To protect you, i'll get out and cock it
And you know the barrel of my gun is big enough to spit out a rocket
Oh, you gonna play dumb if cops do come through
I gotta keep the top up if my drop do come through
But i know the boutiques and the shops you run through
So i cop her one, and cop you one too
You always get a daily page, weekly ring
Plus you aint too shy to do them freaky things
I aint gotta put a band on your finger
I worry about you tellin the whole world im your new allen springer
At first you were somethin i denied
Something I would slide
Just do somethin in the ride
But shorty
Theres something that you provide
Cause the entre pain is good without somethin on the side

[Chrous]

[Fabolous]
Uh oh, i might be leavin the earth soon
My girl gonna kill me if she smells the scent of your perfume
Its gonna be a clip towards if I go back
With stains of your lip gloss on my throwback
She wont care if im a platinum rapper
If she catch me with an empty magnum wrapper
So keep it on the down low call the carsely
You seen what happened with Mr. Big and R Kelly

[Lil Mo]
You know I get from you
Anytime this chick is there for you
Feelings im'ma share wit you
Which makes it a Lil Mo clear for you

[Chorus]

It's Jacki-O ft./Rodney called "Pussy" Dirty: Rodney (Jacki-O): Jacki-O, you can't be playin' wit that pussy (Jacki) Man let me see what your workin' with I know it look real good (O) I wanna get real close to her (Poe boy) I wanna get real close to her Jacki-O: I get diamonds Big ol' pearls Brand new car It's cuz I got my girl She my best friend She keeps it real I love my pussy Pussy pay my bills That pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy Pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy It's so purrty She so sweet She so good Wet and deep Chorus: Rodney (Jacki-O) Pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) That pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) That pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) That pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) That pussy off the chain (That pussy, pussy) Go on and do your thang (That pussy, pussy) Pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) That pussy real good (That pussy, pussy) Jacki-O: Your momma don't like me She say I'm no good What she don't know is I got you pussy-whooped He need this pussy He smell this pussy He wanna taste this pussy You gotta pay for pussy That pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy Pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy Police pull me off They don't write no ticks All between my legs They tryin' to lick Chorus Jacki-O: Girl, I don't pay for weed I get in clubs free In VIP And we drinkin' bubbly It's so phat To be in g-strings And it's so suave You can see the print in my jeans That pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy That pussy, pussy Collect calls from Jed He just want some stuff He tryin' to get hung He wanna beat it up Chorus Rodney (Jacki-O): Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Pussy good) 4x Jacki-O: American pussy Haitian pussy Cuban pussy Bohemian pussy Puerto rican pussy Jamaican pussy Girls we got power Cuz' we got pussy Chorus E-mail me if you want the lyrics to Nookie, the clean version on radio.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

(p.s.-this isn't mine, it's from http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/illusions-gif.html)

things my friend translated into german for me:



english:i like pineapple suasage with my platapus

german:ich mag Ananas suasage mit meinem platapus


english:my ass feels like it is on fire

german:mein Esel glaubt wie es ist auf Feuer


english:the blue cactus sits in the rain depressed

german:der blaue Kaktus sitzt im niedergedrückten Regen


english:xtina is a yummy mama

german:xtina ist eine yummy Mutter


english:i like to scratch my booty with a rubber hammer and a fish made of glue

german:ich mag meine Beute mit einem Gummihammer und einem Fisch verkratzen, die vom Kleber gebildet werden


english:fuck you you hoe i don't want you back

german:Du Arschloch hacken mich wünschen Sie nicht zurück

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows
What it's like to be hated
To be faded to telling only lies
[chorus]
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my conscious seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what its like
To feel these feelings
Like i do, and i blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain woe
Can show through
[chorus]
Discover l.i.m.p. say it [x42]
No one knows what its like
To be mistreated, to be defeated
Behind blue eyes
No one know how to say
That they're sorry and don't worry
I'm not telling lies
[chorus]
No one knows what its like
To be the bad man, to be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.

Artist: Lyrics
Song: Big Spender Lyrics

- Hey, fellow. Can I talk to you for a second? What's the harm in a minute talk?
- Hey, good looking, I like your hair!
- Hey, mister, you got a cigarette for me, huh?
- Oh, sir, you speak French.
- Parlez vous Fraçais?
- Hey guy do you wanna danve? A little dance won't hurt ya!
- Gut do you wanna tango, it always take two for tango.
- Ooh, you're so tall!
- Let's have some fun!
- Sssssssssss...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender,
Good looking, so refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for ev'ry guy I see.
Hey, big spender, spend...
A little time with...me...me...me!
Do you wanna have fun?
Ssssssssssss...
How's about (fun) a few laughs?
I can show you a...good time...
Do you wanna have fun...fun...fun?
How's about (fun) a few (fun) laughs (fun)
Laughs (fun) laughs
(I can show you a...)
(fun) laughs (fun) laughs
(good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)...Ssssssssssss...
What did you say you are?
How's about a ...(laugh)
I could give you some...
Are you ready for some...(fun)
How would you like a...
Let me show you a ...(good time)

Hey, big spender...
Hey, big spender...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender.
Good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend...a little time with ...me!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
How about a palsy?...Yeah!

christina aguilera, bi? it's true, all though she has not said "i'm bi" she addmited to likeing women. to know more, here's a link to the article:

http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,8599489%255E10431%255E%255Enbv,00.html