Me: We never went to see Four Brothers.
Amber: We could handle four brothers.
Me: Yep, but I'd rather handle two best friends.
Amber: Heck, we could handle four brothers AND two best friends.


Amber:It's all good.
Me:You'll get over it.



Me: Ew, that's a nasty bug.
Jessica: Ewww, isn't that the bug that like crawls on the ground?


Jessica: But I thought Pennsylvania was in Europe.. Me: Are you serious, it's in the US Jessica: But isn't that where Count Dracula lives???



"Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother."



Amber: When you call your best friend an evil little lawn gnome..you know you're feeling a little off..


Amber: Name me an animal that starts with an "I"
Me: Igloo


Amber on the phone: I want your body
Me:*bursts out laughing*
Amber: You know what I mean, I want to be in your body
Me: *laughs even harder*


Me: It's 12:58 where's YOUR garbage can?


Me:So How are you?
Amber: I'm good, how are you?
Me:I'm good, you?


Amber: Let's shoot her
Me: Really??:)
Amber: sure.........let's go....i'll bring the gun and you bring......well you bring a bullet proof vest cause i don't have that good of aim


Erin: You're the laser in my lifesaver.
Me: You have lasers in your lifesavers? Didn't your mom ever tell you to check your halloween candy before you eat it?
Erin: NOt lifesaver the star wars things!! The glowy sticks!!


Me: Ryan's hot hahaha:P
Erin: Really? I'm freezing


Me:What tmie is it?
Erin: It's um.. three thirty blurry


Dad:Who came over last night?
Me:Matthew..
Dad: WHy were you in your room with him, what did you do??
Me: Talked...
Dad: your not allowed boys in your room
Erin: She said Matt and her were alone in her room, I didn't hear anything about a boy being there..


Jess: Vicky check THIS out!! *Sips Juice" OHHHHHHH!!


Erin: I totally just looked up your skirt.
Me: You liked it too didn't you?! Yeah, i know you did.


Me: Jess stop saying that or I'm gunna kick your ass!
Jess: I DON'T HAVE ONE!!


Matt:So what do you do for a dollar? *wink*
Me: The question is, what do I do for Five :D

Basic Questions
1. What is your name? Terri Louise Smith
2. What is you gender(s)? Female
3. Ethnicity(s)? Caucasian
4. Height/Weight? About 5'2 and none of your business!!
5. How old are you, and when is your birthday? you should never ask a lady her age!
6. Where do you live? Heywood, Lancashire, UK
7. Describe a typical outfit you would wear. I dunno. Something clean.
8. Are you a law enforcement officer? no
9. What is your main goal in life? I don't have one!
10. What is your main passion in life? (see above)
11. Who is your best friend, and for how long? I Love [Avarion] to bits, and all through school she was one of my closest friends, but right now I think my VERY best friend is [IgnoreThis]. I'd trust him with my life.
12. What are the main qualities that you look for in a person? A pulse? that's always a plus, lol.
13. If you had three wishes, for what would they be? World peace, End to Poverty and a cure for cancer.
14. What are the five most important things to you in your life? [IgnoreThis], my friends, my family, my future, myself.
15. What was your most embarrassing moment? Prolly when [Avarion] dressed me up as a man.
16. What do you consider to be your biggest accomplishment? i'm still alive.
17. Is there anything you REALLY regret? not at all. I don't have time to regret.
18. What do you like the most about yourself? The LEAST? Most - my shoulders. It's the only part of my body that seems flawless. Least - my cellulite. I own a lot of it!
19. Is there anything about you that you know annoys others? If so, what is it? The fact that I don't shut up!
20. Who do you admire the most? [IgnoreThis], but don't tell him i said that.
21. Who is your idol? I don't DO idols.
22. What favorite quote do you live by? always wear clean underwear - you never know when you're going to get hit by a bus.
23. What is your favorite book? LEAST favorite? I Love the Gnome trilogy by Terry Pratchett, but I utterly despise Tom Sawyer/Huckleberry Finn. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
24. Is there anything else you would like to say about yourself? What? There is a reason I cry so much, infact there are many reasons, but for you to understand you'd have to become me.
25. Please include the URLs to some of your favorite websites. www.happytreefriends.com



Family Questions
1. Who is/was your father(s), and what was he like? Some people think they've got it bad when their parents divorce. Mine didn't even marry. My father is/was possibly the worst father anyone could have had. He slept around, he stole of my great-grandmother, my grandmother, my mother and even myself. All to pay for his drug addiction. He left my life when I was about 2 years old. He's now with another woman called Paula to whom he has two children (and another on the way). When I have seen him he's been either drunk or high. My impressions of him are not very good ones. I hate my father.
2. Who is/was your mother(s), and what was she like?
My mother isn't much better. She thinks I don't know about her 5 abortions, her 8secret* drug dealing and prostitution, and now she uses me as a personal slave. I have to babysit my younger brother(s) for her when she can't be arsed getting out of bed when she's had too much to drink the night before (yes, she's an alcoholic). It's my job to go round to her house whenever possible and make sure it's tidy for when the social worker visits. my mother is possibly just as bad as my father. To her, us children aren't people. We're things.
3. What was your parent’s marriage like? They didn't marry.
4. Do you have any siblings? I have too many. Rikki is a pain in the arse, as is Rostron and Aaron. the other two (nearly three) I don't see often, if i see them at all.
5. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? I don't really bother with them, I'm too busy looking after my mother.
6. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? About an hour ago, he knocked on the door looking for Jonny.
7. Did you ever meet any other family members? Too many to mention.

(I stoled it fwom weese...)

Type your name with your...

Thumbs Together: terri

Nose: terri



Elbow: tdffjk



Tongue: terri



Chin: trsdeddeiu



Foot: reererio



Eyes closed and one finger: terru



Back of your hand: rerri



Palm: trtfrlk




Mouse: terri



Wrist: ytttytyo


Big Toe: terri (WOOT!)



Forehead:5454545879




Big Toe: loluiuse



Forehead:op99d45... (ouch)

HAPPY EASTER

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Vibes - the Music Store
2) Any tattoos or piercings: only my ears
3) Do you do drugs: nope      
4)What kind of shampoo do you use: Heads & Shoulders Menthol
5) What are you most scared of?: Heights
6) What car do you wish you had: Mazda MX8
7)Who is the last person that called you: Amanda
8) Where do you want to get married: Oooh! Ooooh! Somewhere odd... like... in the sky!
9)If you could change anything about yourself you'd change: nothing? I dunno.
10) What is the last movie you saw: Something odd last night... Rebus or something.
11)Do you eat breakfast: occasionally
12) Who would you hate being locked up in a room with?: My brother - Rikki
13) Who would you love being locked in a room with?: [IgnoreThis]
14) What super hero would u be?: Starfire of Teen Titans!
15) What are you wearing right now?: Black pants, multi-colored roll neck and a black hat.
16)If you could be any where in the world, where would you be?: at Vern's house!
17) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: Trazzard. To cause a trip hazard.
18) Do you have any imaginary friend?: nope
19) What do you want most out of life? Pie...?
20) Who do you hate the most? Nobody.
21) If you had the choice to be a cartoon,who would u be?: Starfire from Teen Titans!
22) List a word u think sounds funny: Moist. It sounds pornographic.
23) What are the last 4digits in your number: 1482
24) If you were a crayon what color would you be: blue with speckles.
25) What makes you happy: Vern
26) What sport do you hate the most: Boxing
27) How many TV's do you have in your house: 4
28) Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yesh!
29) Who do you tell your dreams to: whoever wants to know
30)How much do you love your job on a scale of 1-10? don't work.
31) What color is your bedroom carpet? don't have a bedroom.
32) How many times did you fail your drivers test? didn't take drivers test.
33) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Don't have a credit card!
34) What do you do most often when you are bored? think.
35) Most annoying thing people ask or tell you? Terri - is that short for Terence?
36) What is the best thing about the opposite sex? They have a wicked SoH.
37) Who makes you happiest of the opposite sex? Vern!
38) What's the stupidest thing you have ever done? Walked into the living room in my underwear singing "sex on the beach" while the Vicar was there...

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What the fuck EVER says:
i'm gonna be off in a sex
What the fuck EVER says:
*sec!!
What the fuck EVER says:
SEC!!
What the fuck EVER says:
honestly i mean SEC!
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Fell and Died. Dumb Fuck. says:
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