In Paint Shop Pro, if you set the line of a stroke on letters to the "whip" one and texture a red gradient for it, it looks like a blood spatter. ^-^

Okay, this was by far the strangest conversation I've ever had on the 'net, and I have to share it.

I got back from the doctors after having my blood drawn for like the billionth time this year when I decided to check up on some things on Elfpack. I was barely on for a few minutes when I got this message:

"you!"

I thought that maybe this was someone who I had talked to when I was active on EP, so I searched in my messages, but didn't find anything. So I replied:

"?"

her - "dmpys" (No idea what that means)

her - "you deleted my picture"

I thought about it for a second:

me - "On Elftown, yeah"

her - "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT"

I'm thinking, ookaaay:

me - "Pretty much figured it out from the first message."

her - "yeah sori bout that, Can u do that"

I'm wondering what she's talking about:

me - "Do what?"

her - "delete ppls pics, duh"

I'm thinking, be more specific, dearie:

me - "On Elftown. I'm not a guard here."

her - "ouch, ur a guard?? (shit) 0_0"

I'm thinking, I just said:

me - "On Elftown. Here I am a regular member."

her - "gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Elftown sux and plus yu cant dirt on me coz UR not a guard here so there!
y did u delete my pic anyway"

I don't recall removing something from the name she has on EP:

me - "What is your name on Elftown?"

her - "NO FUCKING WAY AM I TELLING YOU!!!
Im not THAT much of a push over you know plus you cant do nothin"

Um, duh? That's exactly the point, I CAN'T do anything on EP, I have no jurisdiction there. So I told her that much, except nicer:

me - "If I don't know who you are, I can't tell you why I deleted it. It's not like I can to anything on this site, anyway."

her - "yeah but still I DREW THE FRIGGIN DRAWING *insert bazillion spaces* sori gettin a bit stressed"

I can recall enough to doubt that, so I checked my messages on ET and finally searched her birthday. All of this took about 3 minutes:

me - "Okay, *ETname*, deleted art violating copyright rules and a generated pixel doll banner."

(This is funny:)

her - "???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg how did yu find out that???! ??????? strange but woteva, dont care???????????? ^-^ ?!#@!

I'm thinking, are you f***ing stupid? Search engine, dur!:

me - "Just searched your birthday on ET and compared photos... Took all of 3 minutes..."

her - "WTF I H Y S M S D H" ( I get the wtf part but I don't know what the rest is supposed to mean)

her - "FuhQ"

And that is where the conversation ended. I think I scared her. Pretty damn hilarious. >:3

To top it off, her EP mood is: (bloody hell has she been everywhere)
So I set mine to: (Amused. God, that was funny.)

ROFLMAO! XD