this is what would happen to me if i survived a nuclear apocalypse...

I deleted the last entry. It was stupid. Immature and a spur of the moment thing.
I read it again and realised how pathetic I sounded.
Nay mind eh.

What we need to figure out here is did I steal this from moon, or did she steal it from me or did we steal it from different poeple??!??!?!
I stole it from her....

If I was a profession I'd be: backing dancer...
If I was a country I'd be: Wales, big, green and mountainous (nothing like me)
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a puddle
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: eaten by a small dribbly child
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Dursley bus station.
If I was a store I'd be: I'd like to say Cult but moon said that one... uh... Tammy girl.
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: an old man's welly boot.
If I was a bad habit I'd be: teeth picking
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: vanilla
If I was a disease I'd be: manflu (same as moon, manflu is just too cool)
If I was a board game I'd be: trivial pursuit
If I was a feeling I'd be: itchy
If I was a president I'd be: voted out by now.
If I was a city I'd be: cardiff
If I was a colour I'd be: tropical orange
If I was a celebrity I'd be: famous for somehting really stupid
If I was a movie I'd be: a flop
If I was a brand of toothpaste: minty fresh - for your convenience
If I was a business I'd be: jailed for exploiting starving brazilian children
If I was a currency I'd be: passata
If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Silly Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: late afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn
If I were a direction, I'd be: 2nd turning on the right
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: an annoying wobbly table or something
If I were a liquid, I'd be: gravy
If I were a tree, I'd be: eaten by termites
If I were a bird, I'd be: a turkey
If I were a tool, I'd be: a spanner
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a venus fly trap.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: fresh breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a tamborine
If I were an animal, I'd be: a penguin
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potato... oh so versatile.
If I were a sound, I'd be: horsy clopping
If I were an element, I'd be: earth
If I were a car, I'd be: mercedes SLK, silver.
If I were a song, I'd be: love walked in
If I were a book, I'd be: a big boy did it and ran away
If I were a food, I'd be: pasta sauce
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: tangy
If I were a word, I'd be: inky
If I were a body part, I'd be: wedding finger
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: O_O
If I were a shape, I'd be: a dodecahedron
If I were a number, I'd be: 724

Mieux vaut etre bien dans sa tete que mal dans ton cul

just so i remember.

I nicked this from grace's house, thought it would be fun....I haven't done one like this before.

Description:

A - Age: 17
B - Best Quality: Freckles?
C - Choice of Meat: Lamb
D - Dream Date: Rupert Grint, uh.. I mean John.
E - Ex: All of them? Or most recent. Most recent is dear Thomas, I'm not listing them all.
F - Favorite Food: chicken fajitas
G - Greatest Accomplishment: hmm... havent really had one. How sad.
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Most Thursdays.
I - Internal conflicts: Eh??!
J - Job title: Student
K - Kool-Aid: Yeh why not.
L - Love: Is not what you feel about someone, its how someone else makes you feel.
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: Most expensive? My prom dress? Emotionally vlaued.... umm.... i dunno.
N - Name: Bob
O - Outfit You Love: My old (broken jeans), green top and brown boots.
P - Pizza Toppings: spicy chicken, peppers and chilli
Q - Question you want to ask: Where is kebekistan?
R - Red is what: The colour of mine and sammie's bedroom.
S - Sport to Watch: Rugby/f1
T - Television Show: VH1, well its a channel - close enough.
U - Unique habit: clicking my fingers frantically when I'm nervous, excitied or bored.
V - Very bad habbit: clicking my back.
W - Winter: is generally quite cold.
X - X-rays you've had: 3 on my head one on my little finger.
Y - Year Born: 1987
Z- Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Helelelelelelello.

All your base are belong to us.... Moon doesn'rt half send me some crap.
Weird crap, however strangely catchy.
*BOPS*
I am actually typing to the beat of the music now.
How hilarious...!.!.!

So this week.... holy crap I need to do a story board...! I knew there was soemhting I was supposed to do in my free!

Hasta La Vista.

I don't belieeeeeeve it.

Half of the elftown buttons are not showing up. I also just quoted victor meldrew.
I also spent 2 hours and something soemthing minutes on phone with john, because it is friday night and both of us are all revved up with no place to go.
Yes.
So to get over this i drank a double bacardi and coke follwed by a double vodka and coke because there was alot of coke in the kitchen so, why not eh?
Moon isn't online, somehting is wrong methinks.
ah well....
anyway, im going back to making slashy videos on windows movie maker so i'll ummm

later.

honestly i feel like an old woman.
I pulled a muscle in my back yesters, doing what I'm not entirely sure, i asked Hugh and he doesn't know so I reckon it was those damn benches.
I fell asleep during a media conference, how bad am I?

John hasn't rang me to see if I'm okay. i don't think he loves me.

Operation Oxtail Soup begins tomorrow, me and moon are excited, i saiy no more until soup becomes public.

*grins*
*glowers at John, who has a black eye*
He said he'd be off school today so i rang his house at 11 to see how he was and he was at school, now his father either thinks:
a) what a caring girlfriend my son has or
b) what a tit.
I reckon b.
because he can't even be bothered to call me and I'm nearly crippled.
bastard.
In other news, I finished my englo coursework for Mr C.
*is happy*
and I have a hawaiian party on saturday.
*is uh.. thingie*

yeh.

Today is mine and John's Monthaversary.

Happy Monthaversary.

I'm going to London tomorrow for a media studies conference.
Wayhay.
letting fifty or so 'nockers loose on London, all in one day.

They must be mad.

John has read all of this diary.
I am slightly scared because I can't remember what I've written in it.
He said it was 'interesting....and cool.' this probably means I've insulted him at some point/talked about how much I fancy someone else before we were going out or written somethin in criminating.
This means I shall have to check shortly.

Today is Sammies Birthday.
Happy Birthday Sammie!

That's it.

Hello.
So today I went to stroud to go shopping for christmas, I hate christmas.
Its so commercial, over rated, greedy. etc.

But anyway, I got presents for nosh and moon, john got me my present, I know what it is and its beautiful. But I can't have it til chrimbo and have to act surprised when i open it., I haven't witten it so then I might forget for real then it will be a genuine surprise.
I'm a bit daft. Yes.

Speaking of I'm, I'm also hungry.
And bored.
I. Am. Bored.
And moon is not online, last time a sent psycho waves they worked, I'll try again....

Moon, this is the voice of the mysterons, we know you can hear us earthling. We are commanding you to go onto the interweb and chat to bob because she is one bored mofo and you love her. Also buy her lots of chocolate because she is hungry.

That should work.... only time will tell.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bloody hell its cold. I left my mittens at nosh's house to make it worse.

Guess what i did this moirning? Made a dirty greast hole in the bum of my favourite jeans, NO not because i have a fat arse, because they are my favourite jeans and wear them alot and they wore out. I am gutted.
I've been wearing nikkis trousers all day, which are considerably larger than me so they've been falling down all bloody day and I'm pretty sure Mr Wallis saw my underwear....

DAMN MY BOYFRIEND

BOYFRIEND!

Ofsted weeks begins....

We had a structured drama lesson, a fun french lesson and i enjoyed key skills....

tis not normal.....

And theres no one online to talk to, sucks, wheres moon when you need her??

Ahhhh
Theres nothing better than spending an entire day with your closest friends, family and boyfriends doing all the things you like to do, smiling, laughing, joking....

That is NOT what I did today.

I did, however, have John round which was rather cool. We uh.. watched a film, well John did, I was being dead annoying, poking, prodding, being myself..!
Then, after constant nagging from John, we went in the hot tub, then got out and watched 'the life of brian'.

ofstred inspections start tomorrow, this means I shall have to do my work or else my teachers will either get really horrible or be disappointed and accuse me of letting them down.
I really hopee that an inspector comes in to 7l4s classon tuesday, i help out there, im sure they'd love to see hoe mrs atherton handles them...

oh and also, martyn let me reverse the audi off the driveway.
Anyone who has seen the audi will appreciate how bloody scared i was. Martyn wasn't even in the car to take over if i cocked up, he was on the phone to his mother.
It was the scariest thing i've ever done because its really powerful and I'm only used to driving a little ford Ka.
I didn't kill it though, which was good news.

Like my new individual house?
I wrote it myself. Moon copied.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha my evil plan is almost complete
We went to ikea a few weeks ago and bought pasta bowls and I've wanted to use them ever since. Now we have no plates left, they're all in the dishwasher and i didn't turn it on! This means we have to eat tea out of the pasta bowls .
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
i win.

Its funny. For years i've been like There are no decent blokey 'nockers (guys who go to rednock for those who aren't down with the lingo) and i have been perving over marling boys for quite a while.
I now have my own marling guy.
Fate is a weird and twisted thing. Is it not?

Speaking of John, I bought his chrimbo present, this makes me good. I actually want one of my own but I don't have enough space in my room for one. Sadly.
Though it would be a bit sad if John and I had matching ******************s in our rooms. (BTW John if you're sleuthing, the amount of *'s does not refer to the amount of letters in the name of the present)
I don't even think he reads my diary so I'm safe but I won't write it just in case...

Right, break over, back to my media studies essay.
"Is the gender representation in fawlty towers stereotypical?"
DO NOT TAKE MEDIA STUDIES.

Hello.
Roxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanne you don't have to put on that red light....

Yes. I hate media studies, really really really. I have just made the most stupid presentation ever known to the history or power point presentaitons. I shall give up and do Englo instead I wager.
bleh

wow, the school filtering system is actually letting me go on my diary.
amaaaaaazing.
Im bored, mt drama coursework is due in in about half an hour and i have half a paghe to do and i have no idea what to write.
The room is scarily quiet.
I wish moon or nosh or someone was here, i'd be less bored at least...

argh.

Well I did it. Finally told Amy and dave I'm not working with them for Media Studies.
Why?
Well, its always me coming up withthe ideas, and we hardly get any work done really. Plus, althought I didn't really want to make it personal, Amy's always bloody miserable, usually because someone said somehting that a normal person would consider to be a fair comment. And dave... well, I don't like being constantly touched all the time. Even with John, I can't have him touching me all the time, its nothing personal towards the person i just don't like it. And when you have a boyfriend and someone else is being grossly flirtacious with you its a little annoying, it makes the tips of my fingers itch just thinking about it.
So yeh, did that. Now I'm working with [argosuperman] don't ask where his username came from, I don't honestly have a bloody clue!
MORE people joined elftown from Rednock1 We shall soon have a whole empire!
rednock goers 'r' us will soon rule the world!!!! Well Eltown anyway, not that we have plans to, there'll just be soooooo many of us!
Crazy shiznit.
I went driving to Gloucester for the first time, Jim says i have a 'heavy right foot', yeh i have a need for speed what can I say?! I was born to be a racing driver, I just haven't had the right chances. Sadly I have to contend myself with watching races, and top gear. So yeh, according to Jim I have to wear ballet shoes next lesson.

He sort of fuelled it though, there was another learner behind me and he said: "Lianne, if you dare let Gordon overtake you, you're walking home" my right foot was happy.