Writing... it brings out the best in me.....

Geometry!!!!!!

If I was a profession I'd be: An obstetrician, of course!
If I was a country I'd be: Tahiti or Mexico
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: the Amazon River
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: definitely sour Skittles
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: the Eiffel Tower
If I was a store I'd be: Target or Hot Topic
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Vans
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Nail biting
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: Rainbow
If I was a disease I'd be: the cold
If I was a board game I'd be: Monopoly or Clue
If I was a feeling I'd be: Love
If I was a president I'd be: Bill Clinton
If I was a war I'd be: WWII
If I was a city I'd be: Los Angeles
If I was a colour I'd be: green
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Liv Tyler
If I was a movie I'd be: "The Two Towers."
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Colgate
If I was a business I'd be: Business?
If I was a currency I'd be: the hundred dollar bill
If I were a month, I'd be: April or August
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 o'clock... lunch time!
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars or Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a blue lobster
If I were a direction, I'd be: east
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: loveseat
If I were a sin, I'd be: a lie
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be: maple or oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: raven or hummingbird
If I were a tool, I'd be: a screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: daffodil or tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain or hail
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: drums or piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: a panda
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: carrot or celery
If I were a sound, I'd be: music or an echo
If I were an element, I'd be: fire
If I were a car, I'd be: Mustang
If I were a song, I'd be:"Como Dueles En Los Labios"- MANA
If I were a book, I'd be: LOTR or Stargirl or Speak
If I were a food, I'd be: pizza or cheeseburger
If I were a material, I'd be: a pencil
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: sweetheart
If I were a body part, I'd be: the eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: thoughtful
If I were a shape, I'd be a: rhombus
If I were a number, I'd be: 04
If I were a band, I'd be: Hoobastank
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: Athene or Aphrodite

This is fucking hilarious!!!!

The 7 most Important men in a woman's life

1. The doctor...because he says "Take your clothes off"
2. The dentist...because he says "Open wide"
3. The hairdresser...because he says "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The milkman...because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. The interior decorator...because he says "Once its in you'll love it"
6. The banker...because he says "If you take it out too soon you'll lose interest"

*and the most important man in a woman's life
7. The HUNTER because he always goes deep in the bush...shoots twice...and ALWAYS eats what he shoots!

Wanna see what this does... I love to experiment...

Hoobastank Glory!!!

I'm thinking about him again.... after I promised myself not to. And now, I feel so stupid, y'know? Que hago?

PANDAS!!!!!!!!!

*Bora Bora & Moorea, Tahiti
*Bali (Indonesia)
*Seoul (South Korea)
*Seychelles
*Maldives
*Stanley (Falkland Islands)
*Molokai (Hawaii)
*Ferringhi Beach (Penang)
*Port Isaac (Great Britain)
*Rangiroa (Polinesia)
*Madagascar
*Cancun (Quintana Roo, Mexico)
*Puerto Rico
*Puerto Escondido
*Bucharest (Romania)
*Athens (Greece)
*Berlin, Switzerland (Germany)
*Sicily, Rome, Venice, San Marino, (Italy)
*Madrid (spain)
*Oslo (Norway)
*London (United Kingdom)
*Cassis (France)
*Tegucigalpa (Honduras)
Brasilia, Rio de Janeiro (Brazil)

I wanted to go to all these places before I died... now it's too late... I won't be able to go to any. I don't have anything left...... me... why?</i> Missing: </i>

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La la la la la la la la la la la........ love is great! I am in love! I love you Mr. Heiss!!!!!

Damn you Vala.....

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A POEM ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY CHE GUEVARA
Para intentar ocultar tu ejemplo y tus ideas
tu retrato se puso en sus vitrinas
el asesino usurpó tu esfinge de quijote
te hizo camiseta, ganancia folclore
pensando que asi interrumpiría tu trote.

Hasta el reaccionario reivindicó tu imagen
trocándola en figura superficial, vanal, intrascendente.
Copio la cascarita ocultando la ideología
y por años pasastes a ser personaje "buena onda"
usado hasta por la burguesía.

Desaparecido tu cuerpo y esparcidas tus cenizas
mientras masacraban al pueblo adolorido
tus enemigos hicieron de tu sangre cruel orgía
y se sentaron tranquilos a contar las monedas
que les produjo el haberte convertido en mercancía.

Asi Pinochet gobernó Chile y los Videla la Argentina
en El Salvador Farabundo era nuevamente fusilado
y mientras caian los heroes Tupamaros
el imperio acorralaba a los hijos de Sandino
y tu Cuba socialista era acechada
tan sólo por obstinarse a seguir consecuente tu camino.

Pero sobre el comercio que hacen los tunantes
a todo mercader le va llegando el tiempo
cuando el obrero sencillo, el pobre campesino
empieza a encontrar tras de tu imagen
tu manera de soñar, tu pensamiento.

Revolución con ternura, disciplina, militancia
se agigantan cuando el pueblo humilde
los usa como armas para expulsar al mercader del templo
creciendo su desición de lucha
cuando descubre la grandeza de tu ejemplo.

Entonces tus barbas se convierten en metralla
tu mirada triste alienta el ansia de justicia
tu cabello alborotado se troca en esperanza
y tu muerte ganada en el campo de batalla
es trinchera donde el pueblo lucha y danza

Así, tu ejemplo-consecuencia catapulta
nuevamente vuelve a disparar contra el tirano
y vuelves a trotar por los caminos
en los indigenas de Chiapas
los jovenes venezolanos, los obreros argentinos.

Ché, comandante, companero
nuevamente se templarán las gargantas
pues tu inminente resurección en América se siente
para hacer resurgir ese tu grito de combate:

¡Companero! ¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

I NEVER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER** if subs count**
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) I NEVER BEEN LEFT FOR ANOTHER GIRL

Vala.... I thought that you said that you had started an entry!!!