[cvg54]'s diary
Ewww.... I wonder why guys scratch their balls all the time? Do they have a rash or lice or something?
Note to all girls and germophobics: NEVER buy fruit from a guy 'cause they scratch their balls and sell you the fruit without having washed their hands. Pigs.
I love you, Eddy! Always and forever!!!!
An ode to our beautiful and sexy Paul McCartney!
Love Always,
The Wedding Date Predictor
YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't over just yet.YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, September 27, 2008
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
Social Factors
On the social front, you are not looking at an immediate marriage prospect. Prince Charming, for now, is waiting in the wings. But keep in mind that he is slowly warming to the idea. Thankfully, now that you know your destiny, you can enjoy your single life to the fullest. Get out there and use it, girl.
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything. When the day finally arrives that you're ready to say "case closed", just remember that Tickle told you so.
Science- System of A Down
Making two possibilities a reality,
Predicting the future of things we all know,
Fighting off the diseased programming
Of centuries, centuries, centuries, centuries.
Science fails to recognize the single most
Potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
Science fails to recognize the single most
Potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
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letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
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Directions to Eddy's house from my home....
You just love to love, don't you? We can tell that you're a die-hard romantic who appreciates the deep sentiment that loving, meaningful words and actions bring to life. Love and romance go hand-in-hand for you, so you adore pouring on the terms of endearment, the hopeful promises, and the doting acts you think your fella deserves. Whether you're in an idealistic and caring mood or being sweet, playful, and impulsive, you're a giving partner who's eager to express how excited you are about your relationship. For you, love is all about sharing your feelings and making your significant other feel cherished. After all, the more often you reassure him of the strength of your emotions, the better, right? And you love tapping your creative side to express how much he means to you and how important you think his needs are. Congratulation
Forest-System of A Down
Walk with me my little child,
To the forest of denial,
Speak with me my only mind,
Walk with me until the time,
And make the forest turn to wine,
You take the legend for a fall,
You saw the product,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.
Walk with me my little friend,
Take this promise to the end,
Speak with me my only mind,
Walk with me until the end,
And make the forest turn to sand,
You take the legend for a fall,
You saw the product,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.
Take this promise for a ride,
You saw the forest, now come inside,
You took the legend for its fall,
You saw the product of it all,
No televisions in the air,
No circumcisions on the chair,
You made the weapons for us all,
Just look at us now,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.
Alicia, your candy heart says Say Yes!
Is it that surprising your candy heart implores you to "Say Yes"? Well it shouldn't if it's just mimicking what your true heart wants to say. Whether you're with your soul mate or still trying to find them, you're beyond flitting from date to date. You're ready for it all, the commitment of a lifetime, the white picket fence and the matching "his" and "hers" slippers.
Well, maybe not the slippers. But surprise you with a getaway trip to Paris, Ireland, the Southwest, and your partner can lock you in for good. And if you're still looking, remember this: The best ones are always in the least likely places.
Watch out, the chemistry between you two might start a chain reaction that could result in a far more serious question asked of you. But you know what to say...
You're Pretty Tame
Most people think you're as good as gold. We know better. Sure, you're generally a by-the-book, law-abiding model citizen, but every once in a while you like to break a rule or three. Skinny dipping? Done it. Had a drink too many now and then? Guilty as charged. But chances are that's pretty much the worst of it. We all have a few skeletons in our closet, but when it comes right down to it, you're a nice person. You wouldn't dream of making a serious play for your best friend's squeeze, and you always pay your traffic fines — speeding and parking tickets. It's a good balance. If everyone was like you, the world would be a happier place, so keep it up!
Alicia, you're an Adventurous Amiga
Hey wild child, sometimes your friends might think you're a little crazy for all of the risks you take. But they never doubt that you're the one to go to when it's time to pull out all the stops. Enthusiastic, driven, and dedicated — you set your sights high, and you almost always accomplish your goals. Let's face it, you're gutsy, and that's why your friends know that they can count on you when the going gets tough...or when they need to get tough themselves.Whether you are encouraging friends to make new goals or achieve old ones, people close to you rely on you for inspiration and support. What more could a friend ask for?
Alicia, when it comes to email, you're a Joker
They say when you laugh, the world laughs with you. If that's the case, then we're all having one giant global chuckle thanks to your funny phrases. We're not sure how you do it, but you seem to have a comedian buried somewhere within.
Between ironic observations, and your gift for gab, your emails probably rise to the top of the list when people see them in their inboxes. And friends probably keep them around as long as they've got space in their email for them. After all, who couldn't use a little levity in the middle of a long workday? But as much as you love a good joke, all that Internet junk mail is no laughing matter. How are friends going to get that huge photo of you making that face if their email is clogged with spam?
Alicia, you are most afraid of losing the basics
Have you ever noticed that you're more concerned about your health or finances than many people around you are? Or do you sometimes worry more than you should about losing your home, your food, or the clothes on your back? If so, you're not alone. There are many people who share your fear of losing the basics. It can be a real strength to recognize your fears. By being aware of the things that frighten you, you can assess whether fear is helping you or negatively impacting your life. For instance, a fear of losing the basics may sometimes motivate you to take action in a positive way, like by being more grateful in your daily life than many others.
However, fear's negative aspects can sometimes be more damaging than you realize. Living with fear not only prevents you from living life to the fullest; it can also have a significant negative impact on your energy, health, and your close relationships if not kept in check.
Alicia, you follow your head when it comes to romance
Maybe you've been burned before, or maybe you're just too busy changing the world, but when it comes to your love life, you definitely look before you leap. While you might not be cautious in every aspect of your life, love is an area you tread on lightly. Let's face it, you'd rather have a little more control over your emotions, but they're sometimes hard to pin down. So rather than get lost in them, you, and many of us, probably prefer to focus on other aspects of your life.It's not that you don't want love to wash over you so you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's just that you'd probably like to fall in love when it best fits into your calendar. Still, with your smarts, you're probably able to sense when you're up for a little romancing and when you're not. Just remember, if you're ever on the fence, you want to fall off on the side where someone's going to catch you. Especially if he's tall, dark, and handsome.
Alicia, you've found Mr. Right because You Put Each Other First
You know it's the real deal when you stop thinking just about what you want and start thinking about what he wants, too. After all, a relationship is about two people coming together. And the way you and your guy put each other's needs on an equal level means you're both ready for something more.That's not to say that you aren't a strong woman with your own ideas about the way things ought to be because you are, and you don't take marriage lightly either. It's just that you've found a great guy who'll always have your back, even if it's his dear, sweet mom you're debating. And nothing's more romantic than that.
Alicia, your OC crush is Ryan
While he's not exactly the boy next door, he sure is a hottie. And you heard it here first: You and Ryan are a match made in OC heaven. Like your feisty and fiery crush, you've probably got a bit of a wild streak that sets you apart from the rest of snooty Newport Beach or anywhere else you happen to hang.
An independent spirit, you're not one to follow in the steps of the herd. No sir. You do your own thing and trust your gut on important matters. Lucky for you, it's usually spot on. And that's what makes you such an awesome addition to the OC or any scene. So, keep staying true to yourself. You're sure to be a star.
Alicia, you're most like Rose
A rose by any other name wouldn't be as sweet — or as funny. So maybe you didn't grow up on a dairy farm in good old St. Olaf, and you don't regale everyone with endless stories of back home. But like Rose Nylund, you've got a heart of gold and are a super sweetheart.A compassionate and sympathetic soul, you're a great friend who's always willing to lend an ear and a helping hand to your loved ones, strangers, and stray animals alike. The world is a better place because of you. So keep up your good deeds and positive attitude. It's a great addition to any scene.
Alicia, you're a Wavy BBQ Potato Chip
The host with the most, you treat guests like they're family, and you love having people over for good times. Like your signature potato chip, you've got that down-home flavor that makes everyone feel comfortable and welcome.The traditionalist in you enjoys bringing friends, family, neighbors, and even strangers together. From backyard BBQs to movie nights, your friendly ways make people feel like they're home. What could be more fun?
Alicia, you're like Eric
Welcome to the basement. Like Eric, you're a welcoming and friendly character people call when they want someone to talk to, some advice, or a comfortable place to hang out. You've got a good heart and a good head on your shoulders. A cool pad wouldn't hurt either.
With your practical nature, you don't get too carried away with pie in the sky ideas or fantastical notions like aliens and UFOs. You've got your feet on the ground and your eye on the future. And your finely tuned funny bone leaves people in stitches. So keep inviting people into your life. You'll be sure to have plenty of uproarious good times. Awesome!
There's something about you that just brightens up a room. It's only fitting that your personal charm is as fun as your good luck charm, the Good Luck Troll.
These pot-bellied, big-eared, wild-haired, naked little creatures can lighten the mood almost as easily as you do. Whether they are perched on the end of a pencil, gazing down from the bookshelf or riding along on the dashboard, these "so-ugly-they'
Often mentioned in the same breath as Pet Rocks, Sea Monkeys and the Slinky, Good Luck Trolls aren't just another fad rescued from oblivion. They come from the enchanted forests of Norway, where it was believed glimpsing a real troll would yield years of good luck. These miniature imitations are easy to spot and even easier to laugh at. And that's the point: nothing bad can happen when you're laughing.