Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1) You can always GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
I think my mom hates me....
I love this song^^
Artist: Alih Jey
Song: Muñequita Tuya"
Como soy tan buena gente
Te lo hare muy facil de entender
No confundas mi sonrisa pintada
Mi pelo rosado
Con tu sueño imahinado
Soy de verdad y no lo crees
Tienes esa ilusion que prefieres
Me ves como
Una muñequita tuya
Que se compra para jugar
En su caja ciega y muda
Sin la minima capacidad
De soñar de vivir, de escapar, decidir
Quien sera, quien va hacer
Te equivocas si piensas que asi yo podri a ser
Si que piensas diferente a mi
Pero no sabes si mi forma de pensar
Te hara despertar
Porque si soy muñequita tuya eres solo un maniqui
No fue siempre asi
Lo que te gusta mas de mi
Sigue aqui
Pero nunca sere
Lo que yo nunca fui
Una muñequita tuya
Que se compra para jugar
En su caja ciega y muda
Sin la minima capacidad
De soñ ar, de vivir, de escapar, decidir
Quin ser, quien va hacer
Te equivocas si piensas que asi yo podri a ser
De porcelana tu me ves
Pero no me podras romper
Si yo no quiero ser
Una muñequita tuya
Que se compra para jugar
En su caja ciega y muda
Sin la minima capacidad
De soñar, de vivir, de escapar, decidir
Quien seri, quien va hacer
Te equivocas si piensas que nunca podri a
Vibrar, o sentir, resaltar, definir
Quien se hara, que va a ser
Te equivocas si piensas que yo soy asi
Estas loco si piensas que yo soy asi
Que me importa si piensas que yo soy asi
Jamas!
25 Things Women Wish Men Would Figure Out
by Laura Snyder
All the stuff we expect you to know without our telling you.
1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
2. When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
3. We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
4. We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
5. We love it when you email us at work.
6. No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
7. Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
9. We will leave you if you lie to us.
10. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
11. We love when you hold our hands.
12. We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
13.We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
15. Don't talk about your ex. Ever.
16. We like porn, too.
17. We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
18. We let you fix things.
19. You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.
20. We've faked it.
21. Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.
22. While we're on the subject: more foreplay!
23. If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.
24. We're afraid to meet your mother.
25. We think you should have already known all this stuff
code...most likely only girls will get this
my questions in life *note that the last word will be missing for the question*
1.how do I stop thinking of...
2.do I still care that much for...
3.I should move.....
4.it was my decision, to begin...
5.so why do I feel so....
6.I think I will just forget about….
Mala Gente2 lyrics
Artist - Juanes
Tú me pides que te deje ahora (ahora)
ahora cuando más te necesito
Tú me dices que este amor se fue al olvido, (ahora)
ahora cuando yo ya no te olvido
Tú me pides que seamos sólo amigos, (amigos)
y a mi no me interesa ser tu amigo
Tú me dices que este amor ha sido en vano
qué malo que dices eso!..... pero qué bueno que se acabó!
Mala gente
te burlaste de mis sentimientos y ahora te lamentas
(mala gente)
vas a pagarla caro porque a mí tú ya no me interesas
(mala gente)
porque tú eres una mentirosa y una.....
mala gente
Y en el infierno enterita enterita te vas a quemar!
(Traicionera, mentirosa, mala gente)
Tú me pides que regrese ahora, (ahora)
y ahora es a mí es a quien no le importa
Tú me pides que seamos más que amigos, (amigos)
y amigos para qué si no hay cariño
Hoy por fin me he dado cuenta de tu engaño,
de tu mala calaña y tanto mal que me hiciste tú (ajá)
Mala gente
te burlaste de mis sentimientos y ahora te lamentas
(mala gente)
vas a pagarla caro porque a mí tú ya no me interesas
(mala gente)
porque tú eres una mentirosa y una...
mala gente
Y en el infierno enterita enterita te vas a quemar!
Mala gente
te burlaste de mis sentimientos y ahora te lamentas
(mala gente)
vas a pagarla caro porque a mí tú ya no me interesas
(mala gente)
porque tú eres una mentirosa y una...
mala gente
Y en el infierno enterita enterita te vas a quemar!
Mala gente
el día en que tu naciste cariño...
Mala gente
ése día nacieron todas mis penas..
Mala gente...
Y en el infierno enterita enterita te vas a quemar!
I can't help but think that this song was writing for me....like i'm the girl in this song...
RADIOHEAD - True Love Waits (Mortigi Tempo) Lyrics
I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
I'll dress like you
To wash your swollen feet
Just don't leave
Don't leave
And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love wins
On lollipops and hate
Just don't leave
Don't leave
I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kiss and smile
Just lonely, lonely
Just lonely, lonely
RADIOHEAD LYRICS
"You"
You are the sun and moon and stars, are you
And I could never run away from you
You try at working out chaotic things
And why should I believe myself, not you?
It's like the world is going to end so soon
And why should I believe myself?
You, me and everything caught in the fire
I can see me drowning, caught in the fire
The earlier version finishes with the following:
Hey the sun and moon and stars are yeah..
But I won't share myself with you
You to me
=_= god i hate my life some times......
AHHHHHHHHHH! I hate it when people have to be so self indulgent that they have to tell themselves that they're so hot! And funny! and cute!! 1.you're not 2.you aren’t funny! 3. if your not hot what the fuck makes you think your cute! Quit thinking that the whole freaking world has to reveal a round you and stupidity! no one and I mean NO ONE!! gives a fuck about you and you tendency to think that your better than every on else...you don't like it?. Well deal with it!!
My Chemical Romance
I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, its better off this way.
For all the dirty looks,
For photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.
What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but still don't know what they mean
to be a joke and look
another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time
Take a good hard look!
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.
Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed
I'm okay.
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)
wish you were really here listening to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this I'm okay!
(Trust me.)
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-fucking-Kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)
Okay for some odd reason I’ve being sleeping in the day lately it’s not a bad thing its just that I don't do that very much...out of character if you must. Maybe I do need to sleep more seen as I only sleep 4 to 3 hours a night 5 at the most ....its getting to me I suppose...oh some people have being commenting on the poem I put up yesterday in my diary (if you want to know where it is) and yes... it is too bad 90% of guys are too stupid to do half those things^^
*Remember Girls*
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
I found it I don't remember when or where,... but its cute,.. and i think what it says is true^^
para expresar lo que siente uno, tenemos que comprender el sentimiento lo que se inifica. lo que uno quiere en una relasion, pero si el setimiento no se dise o no es expresado como va asaver la presona lo que la otra quiere?
lalala I'm so happy^^ i have no idea why but i'm so happy must the chocolate i just ate but whatever^^ i'm so happy^^
lalala I'm so happy^^ i have no idea why but i'm so happy must the chocolate i just ate but whatever^^ i'm so happy^^
lalala I'm so happy^^ i have no idea why but i'm so happy must the chocolate i just ate but whatever^^ i' so happy^^
do you ever have one of those days were it seem that every is going wrong but you know that if you do some thing it might just make every thing worst...and by the end of the day you're just hoping that tomorrow is going to be better?
okay now its 11:38 i haven't gone to bed i will though i will soon...
Its 11:26 I’m tiered I’m going to bed now^^ good night