(I kept answering questions in history)
Mr Atkinson: Who can tell me who the surgeon was who discovered circulation initially?
Lauren: Some muslim guy...
Me: Ibn An Nafis?
Atko: Excellent! *stamp*
Hatty: *with much surprise* Izzy!!! You're on fire!!!!!

Ok so it was funnier at the time

*talking about a cd*
Me: Omg. We SO have to buy that
*pause*
Dad: Whaddyou mean we, white man...?

XD

My dad is such teh spaz.

OMG
There's a strange man in my house
He claims to be called Steven and he says he knows my mother.
I don't think I believe him

even though i've met him before and he's already said 'hi' to my mum

I just headbutted the window.
I didn't realise it was there.
Bastard

¦We¦Are¦The¦Rainbow¦People¦

Now that she’s back in the atmosphere
With drops of jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there’s time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like june, hey, hey

Tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded,
And that heaven is overrated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

Now that she’s back from that [soul vacation]
Tracing her way through the [constellation] hey, hey
She checks out [mozart] while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there’s time to grow, hey, hey

Now that she’s back in the atmosphere
I’m afraid that she might think of me as plain ol’ jane
Told a story about a man who was too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day?
And head back to the milky way
And tell me, did venus blow your mind?
Was it everything you wanted to find?
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

Can you imagine no love, pride, [deep-fried chicken]
Your best friend always sticking up for you, even when I know you’re wrong
Can you imagine no [first dance, freeze dried romance] five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day?
And head back toward the milky way...

Tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded,
And that heaven is overrated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

Me: FUCK me!
Mally: Izzy.
    Been there.
    Done that.
Me: XD