I'm gonna be a power ballading washing machine when I grow up.




...If I grow up.

*on msn*
Alice: What's up?
Izzy: ...What?
Alice: You sound all sad
*pause*
    You're not all usual and XD and... you know... Iz.
Izzy: Alice, how can i sound sad on msn?
Alice: I dunno. I'm just clairvoyant.
Izzy:.... I thought that was a name.

I heart stupid quotes

*izzy and rosie waiting outside physics...
stuart walks out of his form room*



.....




*glare*

*in last weeks physics lesson. We were supposed to be doing something.
...Feck knows what.*

Ian: We now have a fully working circuit.
Izzy: Oh really? And can you prove that fact?!?
Ian: *turns circuit on*
Izzy: ...Shit.

~*~

Ian: *frazzles wire*
....I think we broke it.

~*~

*I was trying to teach Dave how to be
cool. He stole and read one of Mallys notes a while back. People still hate him for that*

Izzy: *writing Mally a note to give to her in history* See Dave? Cool people write notes to each other.
Ian: .... Uncool people read them

XD My physics lessons are 
so 
kewl

Mally: *orgasms*
Izzy:*bleeds*

Mally: Aaawww...
*pause*
You smackhead =)
Izzy: ...*blink blink*

(I got 5 stamps in that lesson.
Chuffed)

(I kept answering questions in history)
Mr Atkinson: Who can tell me who the surgeon was who discovered circulation initially?
Lauren: Some muslim guy...
Me: Ibn An Nafis?
Atko: Excellent! *stamp*
Hatty: *with much surprise* Izzy!!! You're on fire!!!!!

Ok so it was funnier at the time

*talking about a cd*
Me: Omg. We SO have to buy that
*pause*
Dad: Whaddyou mean we, white man...?

XD

My dad is such teh spaz.

OMG
There's a strange man in my house
He claims to be called Steven and he says he knows my mother.
I don't think I believe him

even though i've met him before and he's already said 'hi' to my mum

I just headbutted the window.
I didn't realise it was there.
Bastard