*me and lolo looking out teh window in teh music block. There's a bunch of random year 8's looking at something. Lolo is eating some green chewy thing*

Me: What are they looking at?
Lolo: They're stripping a guy. Then they're going to eat him. Like cannibals.
Me: ...They're going to eat his penis raw.
Lolo: *chokes*

~*~

Mrs E: Strawberries grow on the earth
Briony: ...Don't strawberries grow on trees?

Iddy loves...
¤ CrazyAliceDay
¤ Mallavikee
¤ Rosielinda
¤ Popsicle
¤ Hatty
¤ Ashee
¤ Sarah
¤ Sadye
¤ Emma R.
¤ Lololololo
¤ Fooboo
¤ S.l.a.?
¤ Fionanana
¤ Katie
¤ Emma B.
¤ Tashy

They are iddy's speshul peepul.
She will beat you to death with her shovel 
if you hurt them.
Ok?
Ok.

[I <3 Power Ballads]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEAR
AND I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT MY HEAAAAAART WIIIIIIIIILL
GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'LL STAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAY
YOU ARE SAAAAAFE IN MY HEART AND
MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOONNNNNNN AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON



doo doo dooooooo dooo doo dooo dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc

*doodododooodoooooooooo etc*
Every night in myyyyy dreeeeeeeams...
I see yoooooooou
I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel yoooooooooooooou
That is how I know yooooooooou goo oooooooooooooooooon
Far across the distance
and spaces betweeeeeen us
you have come to show yoooooooooou
gooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Neaaaaaaaaaaar
Faaaaaaaaaaaaar
Wherever you are
I believe taht the heart does go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Ooooooooooooonce mooooooooooooooooore
You OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN the dooor
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will
Go oooooooooooon aaaaaaaaaaaand ooooooooooooooooooon




And so on and so forth.

[*beams*]

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Ooooooooooo baby do you know what that's worth?
Oooooooo heaven is a place on eeeearth
They say in heaven, love comes first
We'll make heaven... A place on earth!!!




XD



I love happy-go-lucky songs.


They are so uberly fun.





*beams*

I'm on a diary spree

I'm gonna be a power ballading washing machine when I grow up.




...If I grow up.

*on msn*
Alice: What's up?
Izzy: ...What?
Alice: You sound all sad
*pause*
    You're not all usual and XD and... you know... Iz.
Izzy: Alice, how can i sound sad on msn?
Alice: I dunno. I'm just clairvoyant.
Izzy:.... I thought that was a name.

I heart stupid quotes

*izzy and rosie waiting outside physics...
stuart walks out of his form room*



.....




*glare*

*in last weeks physics lesson. We were supposed to be doing something.
...Feck knows what.*

Ian: We now have a fully working circuit.
Izzy: Oh really? And can you prove that fact?!?
Ian: *turns circuit on*
Izzy: ...Shit.

~*~

Ian: *frazzles wire*
....I think we broke it.

~*~

*I was trying to teach Dave how to be
cool. He stole and read one of Mallys notes a while back. People still hate him for that*

Izzy: *writing Mally a note to give to her in history* See Dave? Cool people write notes to each other.
Ian: .... Uncool people read them

XD My physics lessons are 
so 
kewl

Mally: *orgasms*
Izzy:*bleeds*

Mally: Aaawww...
*pause*
You smackhead =)
Izzy: ...*blink blink*