I don't have a prayer for writing the book...
I just wanna be a page...
In Jeannies diary...
One single page...
In Jeannies diary...

Wow.
I was really really drunk.
So Mally's fault.

Me and mamlalaavika were so drunke.
Aeere so drunk.
But mally's fghone home now.
=(
*cires*
We wacyhjed titatinc.
WEll
Teh end bit.
TEh sad nbit.
='(
[choke_on_dreams] <---mlalalavieka.

Omg.
Guess what
No.
Not that.
Guess again!
No!
You're shit at this.
Ok.


I'll tell you.


I have
Textiles coursework
AND
Physics coursework.
Both due in next
Thursday!!!

And guess what!!!
I haven't even started!!!
Sounds familiar.


Anyway,
No.
I completely lost my thread now.
So yeah.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? 
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

...I didn't push her

*On phone to dad*
Me: Hey, I dropped cheese all over the floor
Dad: Well maybe you should clean the cheese up
Me: Or, alternatively, I could kick the cheese under the fridge and hope nobody notices
Dad: Or you could do that.

I love pizza

Here is my highly insightful and
evidently
correct view on the 
Meaning of Life

Woot.
Rawk awn sistah.

Here goes...

I don't understand why people make such a big *deal* over it.
I mean, 
sure,
Maybe we were put on this planet for the surveillance of a higher power.
Maybe we were put on this planet for some greater purpose
that nobody will ever know.
Maybe we were put on this planet
solely to reproduce.
But really, who actually cares?
Surely it's better to [.e.n.j.o.y.] the time you have rather than wonder
why you have been given it.
Even if i do mean nothing
and am totally insignificant
and have no purpose in life.
It doesn't really bother me.
Because I know that
while i'm here
I can [. e . n . j . o . y .] myself.
I can spend my time with the people that i love
and the people who love me
and I know that
no matter how meaningless my life is,
and how [pointless] my efforts are
i have left an undeniable, 
indelible footprint on this world.
In somebody's [memories]
Maybe lots of peoples memories.
I know that,
good or bad,
In my life, I will have meant something, to someone, at some point.
And [p.e.r.s.o.n.a.l.l.y.], that makes me happier than
knowing the Meaning of Life ever could.
~Frankly~,
I don't really care why I have this life.
Or who gave me it.
Because, I know, that, 
someone, somewhere,
will always remember me.
I have left footprints on someones [-h-e-a-r-t-].
Maybe it's just me.
But I'd rather think that
than spend the rest of my life wondering
[.W.h.y.]

A 'D' is not failure... Merely room for improvement.

*me and lolo looking out teh window in teh music block. There's a bunch of random year 8's looking at something. Lolo is eating some green chewy thing*

Me: What are they looking at?
Lolo: They're stripping a guy. Then they're going to eat him. Like cannibals.
Me: ...They're going to eat his penis raw.
Lolo: *chokes*

~*~

Mrs E: Strawberries grow on the earth
Briony: ...Don't strawberries grow on trees?

Iddy loves...
¤ CrazyAliceDay
¤ Mallavikee
¤ Rosielinda
¤ Popsicle
¤ Hatty
¤ Ashee
¤ Sarah
¤ Sadye
¤ Emma R.
¤ Lololololo
¤ Fooboo
¤ S.l.a.?
¤ Fionanana
¤ Katie
¤ Emma B.
¤ Tashy

They are iddy's speshul peepul.
She will beat you to death with her shovel 
if you hurt them.
Ok?
Ok.

[I <3 Power Ballads]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEAR
AND I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT MY HEAAAAAART WIIIIIIIIILL
GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'LL STAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAY
YOU ARE SAAAAAFE IN MY HEART AND
MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOONNNNNNN AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON



doo doo dooooooo dooo doo dooo dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc

*doodododooodoooooooooo etc*
Every night in myyyyy dreeeeeeeams...
I see yoooooooou
I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel yoooooooooooooou
That is how I know yooooooooou goo oooooooooooooooooon
Far across the distance
and spaces betweeeeeen us
you have come to show yoooooooooou
gooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Neaaaaaaaaaaar
Faaaaaaaaaaaaar
Wherever you are
I believe taht the heart does go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Ooooooooooooonce mooooooooooooooooore
You OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN the dooor
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will
Go oooooooooooon aaaaaaaaaaaand ooooooooooooooooooon




And so on and so forth.

[*beams*]

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!