[Izzles]'s diary
OMG
Quotes time...
Ashlee: Sorry Nick, I might have to call you Elizabeth from now on.
Me: ...Why?
Ashlee: Dunno...
...
You can be John Proctor.
~*~
Ashlee: *trying to write 'Judgemental'*
Me: *Laughs*
Ashlee: *stares*
Me: I love watching you trying to spell.
~*~
Hatty: She's called Ellie.
Jodie: Is your sister called Ellie?
Hatty: No. Yours is.
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Hatty: Oh Isobel, I could laugh at you all day...
~*~
Laurie: We're not talking about you.
We're talking about a girl at Leeds Grammar.
Mark: There are no girls at Leeds Grammar.
Laurie: She didn't know that!
~*~
Can't be bothered with the fonty things for these ones....
Hatty: Where's Ashlee?
Me: Lost, France....
*Ashlee walks in*
*points* Or there!
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Ashlee: Are you going out at lunch?
Me: Myers.
Ashlee: Are you coming back?
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Ashlee: Is that 'a' or '12'?
Me: It's 'n'.
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Nick: I have boobies.
Ashlee: *dies*
... I have boobies too.
Nick: Yeah...
Ashlee: *beams* I have 3.
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*Matt hasnt said anything all lesson*
Me: I'm gonna buy an air hostess uniform.
Ashlee: A blue one?
Me: Yep.
Ashlee: A Britney Spears one?
Me: Yep.
Matt: ....Cooooooooo
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*We kind of have a tendency to talk all lesson and do
NO work whatsoever. .. Through no fault of our own,
Obviously*
Mr.P: Nick, new seating position for tomorrow.
*points at seat in front row*
Matt, new seating position for tomorrow.
*points at other seat in front row*
Nick: Matt... I think we just got moved.
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Kym: Why does it look so wrong?!
Me: Because it looks right!!!
No... Wait...
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*Mally, Izzy and Hatty are going to be abbreviated to M, I and H. Too lazy*
M: We can be called Crucible and Crucifix!
I: I want to be Crucifix.
M: I'm Crucifix! I wanna be Crucifix! It was my idea so I'm called Crucifix!
I: *blink blink*
H: ... You can be called Cuntface.
M: Just because it has a 'C' in it Harriet...
I: It also has a 'u' in it.
M: No it doesnt does it?
I: C-u-nt, Mally...
~*~
*In German...*
Me: What the hell is 'Auschnitt'?!?
Laurie: Isn't it like, a german concentration camp?
Me: That's Auschwitz, Laurie...
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Me: Sir! Can i borrow a ruler?
Ashlee: You have a ruler.
Me: No I don't!
Ashlee: Yes you do! I just used it!!!
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Ashlee: *is rambling about something*
Me: Shh. Thinking.
Ashlee: *falls off chair*
WHOA!
I may be weird....
But I'm wicked cool
I like lychees
Phil: Buenos tardes señorita.
Me: ...Yo
Todays magical number: 63
Jesus
Loves
You!
But he loves me more
Ok... I'm beginning to feel like i should give you a little bit more information about myself. Rather than tell you how much i love mally, and everyone else. And. How much I hate my mother. Ok So. here goes... I love to dance in the rain. Even if I'm inside, and the rain's outside, I go out to dance in it. It makes me so h a p p y ♥ I sing pretty much all the time, which drives people who don't .k.n.o.w. me insane. The people who do know me love it. Because they .k.n.o.w. that I'm [h a p p y]. And when I'm happy, I have this tendency to want to make other people happy. And everybody wants to be happy ♥ I am not .s.k.i.n.n.y., but not f a t . I stay this [~shape~] because I .:D-a-N-c-E:. everywhere ♥ I am sometimes very, very sad. I can't help this. I go very q u i e t . . . And sometimes dont talk for days at a time ♥ I cry a.l.o.t. I guess, in that sense, I'm kinda emo. But I don't mind ♥ I love my [b r o t h e r] very much. His name is Carey. He is a total fuckwit, but he is .a.m.u.s.i.n.g ♥ I like to kiss, but that does not make me a s-l-u-t. I do not like being called a [ s l u t ]. It hurts me ♥ I have a fetish for hats. I have 29 of the motherfuckers, but I still need more ♥ I would d i e for any one of my friends, but kill for only a few of them ♥ I drink a lot. Probably more than I should, but i can forget everything then. It's a method of .e.s.c.a.p.e. ♥ I listen to music for roughly 14 hours a day. If I'm not listening to it, I'm creating it ♥ I fall for cheesy chat up lines every time. I'm a total sucker for cheesyness ♥ I have difficulties trusting people ♥ I cannot open up to anyone. Even my best friend ♥ If I had to choose between an unhappy relationship, or happy loneliness, I would choose the unhappy relationship ♥ I love the colour [ p i n k ]. It rawkers my sawkers ♥ I adore the Spice Girls and Britney Spears. Pop music makes me happy ♥ My f a v o u r i t e song ever is Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis. I also <3 Angels by Robbie Williams. It makes me cry. ♥ My heart has been b r o k e n too many times for me to count. It hurts when friends turn their backs on you ♥ I love my Daddy more than words could ever say ♥ I b.e.l.i.e.v.e in Santa Claus ♥ I b.e.l.i.e.v.e in faeries ♥ I believe in AnGeLs ♥ I b.e.l.i.e.v.e in ♥ [ T r u e L o v e ] ♥
I am so Gawth
XD
Despite what people say,
Promises are not made to be
b r o k e n .
Yet my frikkin mother
seems to think they are
Why is that?
You know.
It's very difficult to live with a person who thinks
every single word
you .s.a.y. is wrong.
Cordelia Chase is SUCH teh funniest person in teh world.
I loves her.
I'm such a diary whore
Cos all of the *staaaaaaaaaaa
Are fading awaaaaaay...
Just try not to wooooooooorry.
You’ll see them some daay...
Take what you neeeeeeeeed...
And be on your waaay...
And stop crying your heaaaart ouuuuuuuuuuuut
-You can always count on me for one last beer-
LMFAO.
That's a brilliant song.
-Well it was ugly but we made it this far- -Some have gone but I forget who they are- -Now the hangovers are worse but we get through 'em fine- -Sleeping late but we're not lazy- -Getting older but we're still crazy- -I'm so glad that I have these friends o mine-
...All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard, All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard. All you maggots smoking fags on Hollywood Boulevard. You should have never trusted ~[.H.o.l.l.y.w.o.o.d.]~ You should have never gone to ~*[ H o l l y w o o d ]*~ All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. You should have never trusted +[H][o][l][l][y][w][o][o][d]+....
Me: I'm getting my hair ringletted on thursday!!
Alice: Oh good. I can't wait to fuck you with that.
Me: *blink blink*
Alice: *nibbles*
Me: *licks*
Alice: *pinches*
Me: *rapes*
Alice: oh
rude.
*doorbell rings*
Me: *screams*
*runs downstairs*
*opens door*
Owwww. My TOE
Dad: *stood outside door*
You're supposed to MOVE your foot when you open it.
Me: Screw you.
¤ B i t e ¤ M e ¤
Me: Mally.
I think Libby's brother just walked past my house.
Mally: ... OHG
FSGB
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G'D
SF#]'DS
GD
S#H'
*Head hits keyboard*
Me: Oh no... Maybe it was just someone else fit.