OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
GUESS WHAT?!



NO!
GUESS AGAIN!!!




Nope.



No.







That's not even funny.









Ok just stop talking now.





Me and Joe are friends again!!!
This probably means nothing to you all.
But it makes me VERY happy.


Ok.
Explanation
Me and Joe used to be uber best friends.
He's like, so kewl.
He also fancied me like hell.
Which was bad.
Because he also used to be Stuart's best friend.
Erk.
Well.
The week after me and Stuart broke up,
I pulled Joe at a party.
I didn't MEAN to.
Anyway.
It went downhill from there, because
I said no when he asked me out,
and apparently he's fancied me
for like,
a year.
Erk.
Anyway.
We made up again.
But then
At another party a few weeks ago,
I got REALLY drunk,
and got hysterical.
I was crying and screaming and totally spazzing out.
And Joe tried to help me,
and he asked me what was up,
and i refused to tell him.
I thought he was feeling me up,
so I started hitting him and screaming more.
He wasn't too fussed about the hitting him,
because he understood that I was really drunk,
he was just so hurt that I couldnt tell him what was wrong.
So we havent been friends,
we havent spoken,
for weeks.
He's said some really nasty things about me and to me.
And it's hurt so much.
But now,
it seems he's starting to forgive me.
Which makes me so unbelievably happy.

Because I missed him





A lot.

Iddys Poems

Ok
I have: a muller light strawberry yoghurt,
A muller vitality yoghurt drink
A 100g bar of lindt extra creamy milk chocolate.

I am such a freak.

If I lived alone,
the entire contents of my fridge would be
yoghurt and chocolate.

That can't be healthy

i was singing the song be like that (3 doors down) all day, because i love it, then i was clearing out my contacts list, and i found someone whose msn name was part of that song (in fact, it was the part i had been singing), so i clicked it, and it was Stuart (Bastard =O) THEN, beckys friend Kirsty signed on and HER msn name was the same part of the song.

Which is weird.
Because.
Kirsty lives about a billion miles away and doesnt even
go to our school

For Mally...

Teh [Originals]

Love from xxx.[ I z z Y ].xxx

OMG
Quotes time...

Ashlee: Sorry Nick, I might have to call you Elizabeth from now on.
Me: ...Why?
Ashlee: Dunno...
     ...
     You can be John Proctor.

~*~

Ashlee: *trying to write 'Judgemental'*
Me: *Laughs*
Ashlee: *stares*
Me: I love watching you trying to spell.

~*~

Hatty: She's called Ellie.
Jodie: Is your sister called Ellie?
Hatty: No. Yours is.

~*~

Hatty: Oh Isobel, I could laugh at you all day...

~*~

Laurie: We're not talking about you.
     We're talking about a girl at Leeds Grammar.
Mark: There are no girls at Leeds Grammar.
Laurie: She didn't know that!

~*~

Can't be bothered with the fonty things for these ones....


Hatty: Where's Ashlee?
Me: Lost, France....
   *Ashlee walks in*
   *points* Or there!

~*~

Ashlee: Are you going out at lunch?
Me: Myers.
Ashlee: Are you coming back?

~*~

Ashlee: Is that 'a' or '12'?
Me: It's 'n'.

~*~

Nick: I have boobies.
Ashlee: *dies*
      ... I have boobies too.
Nick: Yeah...
Ashlee: *beams* I have 3.

~*~

*Matt hasnt said anything all lesson*

Me: I'm gonna buy an air hostess uniform.
Ashlee: A blue one?
Me: Yep.
Ashlee: A Britney Spears one?
Me: Yep.
Matt: ....Coooooooooooooool.

~*~

*We kind of have a tendency to talk all lesson and do
NO work whatsoever. .. Through no fault of our own,
Obviously*

Mr.P: Nick, new seating position for tomorrow.
    *points at seat in front row*
    Matt, new seating position for tomorrow.
    *points at other seat in front row*
Nick: Matt... I think we just got moved.

~*~

Kym: Why does it look so wrong?!
Me: Because it looks right!!!

   No... Wait...

~*~

*Mally, Izzy and Hatty are going to be abbreviated to M, I and H. Too lazy*

M: We can be called Crucible and Crucifix!
I: I want to be Crucifix.
M: I'm Crucifix! I wanna be Crucifix! It was my idea so I'm called Crucifix!
I: *blink blink*
H: ... You can be called Cuntface.
M: Just because it has a 'C' in it Harriet...
I: It also has a 'u' in it.
M: No it doesnt does it?
I: C-u-nt, Mally...

~*~

*In German...*

Me: What the hell is 'Auschnitt'?!?
Laurie: Isn't it like, a german concentration camp?
Me: That's Auschwitz, Laurie...

~*~

Me: Sir! Can i borrow a ruler?
Ashlee: You have a ruler.
Me: No I don't!
Ashlee: Yes you do! I just used it!!!

~*~

Ashlee: *is rambling about something*
Me: Shh. Thinking.
Ashlee: *falls off chair*
      WHOA!
  

I may be weird....







But I'm wicked cool

I like lychees

Phil: Buenos tardes señorita.
Me: ...Yo

Todays magical number: 63

Jesus
Loves
You!

I am so Gawth

Despite what people say,
Promises are not made to be
b r o k e n .
Yet my frikkin mother
seems to think they are
Why is that?
You know.
It's very difficult to live with a person who thinks
every single word
you .s.a.y. is wrong.

Cordelia Chase is SUCH teh funniest person in teh world.
I loves her.

Cos all of the *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars*...
Are fading awaaaaaay...
Just try not to wooooooooorry...
You’ll see them some daay...
Take what you neeeeeeeeed...
And be on your waaay...
And stop crying your heaaaart ouuuuuuuuuuuut...

-You can always count on me for one last beer-

-Well it was ugly but we made it this far-
-Some have gone but I forget who they are-
-Now the hangovers are worse but we get through 'em fine-
-Sleeping late but we're not lazy-
-Getting older but we're still crazy-
-I'm so glad that I have these friends o mine-

...All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard,
All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard.

All you maggots smoking fags on Hollywood Boulevard.

You should have never trusted ~[.H.o.l.l.y.w.o.o.d.]~
You should have never gone to ~*[ H o l l y w o o d ]*~

All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

You should have never trusted +[H][o][l][l][y][w][o][o][d]+....

Me: I'm getting my hair ringletted on thursday!!
Alice: Oh good. I can't wait to fuck you with that.
Me: *blink blink*