Mally: Omg I love you so much Izzy
Me: ...I love it when you talk dirty

~*~

Mally: Can I slit your wrists for you?

~*~

Mally: I love you
    ... I want to hurt you
Hatty: Jesus. Do you still want to slit her wrists?!

28 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1. Tell her you think shes beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if its just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When shes upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Reconginize the small things, they usually mean the most.
8. Call her sweetie and baby.
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends.
11. Write her notes, she loves them.
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your grilfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up, tickle her, play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night, just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a tree (but then plant a new one together for the damaged you caused).
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggy back rides.
22. Buy her ice cream.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25. Look her in the eyes.
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her, tell her.

I wanna be
Jackie Onassis
I wanna wear a pair of
Dark sunglasses
I wanna be
Jackie O.
Oh
Oh
Oh

Please don't die...

No woman
No cry...

Izzy: Ok mally, serious time now....
  Sandwich or chi-
Mally: Izzy, would you like a cigarette?
Izzy: Yes, but that's entirely not the point
    Seriously now. Sandwich or chips?

~*~

*phone starts to ring*
Me: *runs downstairs holding phone at arms length*
DAD!
PHONE'S RINGING!
PHONE'S RINGING!
PHONE'S RINGING!
Dad: Well answer it then!
Me: ... PHONE'S RINGING!

She lines the clouds
with silver and [.s.i.n.g.s.] in
w h i s p e r s to the +stars+

... I have a 48 hour gap in my memory.
Is that normal?

-I-Am-Merely-A-Prayer-Written-In-The-Dull-Grey-Stone-

I'm in so much pain.


I think I broke my neck muscles.





It's so painful

I love Oasis



With all of my broken brain

Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun in a world come undone at the seams?
Let there be love
Let there be love

I hope the weather is calm as you sail up your heavenly stream
Suspended clear in the sky are the words that we sing in our dreams
Let there be love
Let there be love
Let there be love
Let there be love

Come on baby blue
Shake up your tired eyes
The world is waiting for you
May all your dreaming fill the empty sky

But if it makes you happy
Keep on clapping
Just remember I'll be by your side
And if you only go, it's gonna pass you by

Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun in a world come undone at the seams?
Let there be love
Let there be love
Let there be love
Let there be love

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
GUESS WHAT?!



NO!
GUESS AGAIN!!!




Nope.



No.







That's not even funny.









Ok just stop talking now.





Me and Joe are friends again!!!
This probably means nothing to you all.
But it makes me VERY happy.


Ok.
Explanation
Me and Joe used to be uber best friends.
He's like, so kewl.
He also fancied me like hell.
Which was bad.
Because he also used to be Stuart's best friend.
Erk.
Well.
The week after me and Stuart broke up,
I pulled Joe at a party.
I didn't MEAN to.
Anyway.
It went downhill from there, because
I said no when he asked me out,
and apparently he's fancied me
for like,
a year.
Erk.
Anyway.
We made up again.
But then
At another party a few weeks ago,
I got REALLY drunk,
and got hysterical.
I was crying and screaming and totally spazzing out.
And Joe tried to help me,
and he asked me what was up,
and i refused to tell him.
I thought he was feeling me up,
so I started hitting him and screaming more.
He wasn't too fussed about the hitting him,
because he understood that I was really drunk,
he was just so hurt that I couldnt tell him what was wrong.
So we havent been friends,
we havent spoken,
for weeks.
He's said some really nasty things about me and to me.
And it's hurt so much.
But now,
it seems he's starting to forgive me.
Which makes me so unbelievably happy.

Because I missed him





A lot.

Iddys Poems

Ok
I have: a muller light strawberry yoghurt,
A muller vitality yoghurt drink
A 100g bar of lindt extra creamy milk chocolate.

I am such a freak.

If I lived alone,
the entire contents of my fridge would be
yoghurt and chocolate.

That can't be healthy

i was singing the song be like that (3 doors down) all day, because i love it, then i was clearing out my contacts list, and i found someone whose msn name was part of that song (in fact, it was the part i had been singing), so i clicked it, and it was Stuart (Bastard =O) THEN, beckys friend Kirsty signed on and HER msn name was the same part of the song.

Which is weird.
Because.
Kirsty lives about a billion miles away and doesnt even
go to our school

For Mally...

Teh [Originals]

Love from xxx.[ I z z Y ].xxx

OMG
Quotes time...

Ashlee: Sorry Nick, I might have to call you Elizabeth from now on.
Me: ...Why?
Ashlee: Dunno...
     ...
     You can be John Proctor.

~*~

Ashlee: *trying to write 'Judgemental'*
Me: *Laughs*
Ashlee: *stares*
Me: I love watching you trying to spell.

~*~

Hatty: She's called Ellie.
Jodie: Is your sister called Ellie?
Hatty: No. Yours is.

~*~

Hatty: Oh Isobel, I could laugh at you all day...

~*~

Laurie: We're not talking about you.
     We're talking about a girl at Leeds Grammar.
Mark: There are no girls at Leeds Grammar.
Laurie: She didn't know that!

~*~

Can't be bothered with the fonty things for these ones....


Hatty: Where's Ashlee?
Me: Lost, France....
   *Ashlee walks in*
   *points* Or there!

~*~

Ashlee: Are you going out at lunch?
Me: Myers.
Ashlee: Are you coming back?

~*~

Ashlee: Is that 'a' or '12'?
Me: It's 'n'.

~*~

Nick: I have boobies.
Ashlee: *dies*
      ... I have boobies too.
Nick: Yeah...
Ashlee: *beams* I have 3.

~*~

*Matt hasnt said anything all lesson*

Me: I'm gonna buy an air hostess uniform.
Ashlee: A blue one?
Me: Yep.
Ashlee: A Britney Spears one?
Me: Yep.
Matt: ....Coooooooooooooool.

~*~

*We kind of have a tendency to talk all lesson and do
NO work whatsoever. .. Through no fault of our own,
Obviously*

Mr.P: Nick, new seating position for tomorrow.
    *points at seat in front row*
    Matt, new seating position for tomorrow.
    *points at other seat in front row*
Nick: Matt... I think we just got moved.

~*~

Kym: Why does it look so wrong?!
Me: Because it looks right!!!

   No... Wait...

~*~

*Mally, Izzy and Hatty are going to be abbreviated to M, I and H. Too lazy*

M: We can be called Crucible and Crucifix!
I: I want to be Crucifix.
M: I'm Crucifix! I wanna be Crucifix! It was my idea so I'm called Crucifix!
I: *blink blink*
H: ... You can be called Cuntface.
M: Just because it has a 'C' in it Harriet...
I: It also has a 'u' in it.
M: No it doesnt does it?
I: C-u-nt, Mally...

~*~

*In German...*

Me: What the hell is 'Auschnitt'?!?
Laurie: Isn't it like, a german concentration camp?
Me: That's Auschwitz, Laurie...

~*~

Me: Sir! Can i borrow a ruler?
Ashlee: You have a ruler.
Me: No I don't!
Ashlee: Yes you do! I just used it!!!

~*~

Ashlee: *is rambling about something*
Me: Shh. Thinking.
Ashlee: *falls off chair*
      WHOA!
  

I may be weird....







But I'm wicked cool

I like lychees

Phil: Buenos tardes señorita.
Me: ...Yo