Rosie: Lo
Me: Lo
Rosie: Haha. We really can't spell
Me: What?
Rosie: Never mind hun... Go back to sleep.
Me: ...*blink blink*
*[Me and Alice having a raaaaather odd conversation. Dont ask]*Everybody should go and find the song
Almaz by [ R a n d y . C r a w f o r d ]
a. Because she has the most stunning voice and
b. Because it is the most heartwrenching
Boys will be boys...
Or, you know, just stupid.
My heart is absolutely breaking.
It's shattering into millions of gleaming pieces.
All because
Above all else
I want
I need
I crave
to be loved.
And love.
But Rosie just said the most adorable thing ever to me...
[you will find somebody some day who will love
you and hold you and care so much they will never want to
let you go....you'll go up and down with guys but one day u'll find ure tall,
dark handsome, long haired stranger who will
make you go weak at the knees and you will deserve him]
29 things Girls want Guys to know
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Johnny Depp IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable..
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.
I also really
[ ~ h ~ a ~ t ~ e ~ ]
people who desert their best friends
For their boyfriend
That hurts the most.
It hurts,
when someone you've known
all your life
Ups and leaves you for her boyfriend.
It hurts,
when,
After that,
You're just a stand in
a supply
In case one day
he's not there.
It hurts
When your best friend
Tells all your deepest, darkest
[.s.e.c.r.e.t.s.]
To her boyfriend.
Yes,
It hurts to lose a [ best ]+[ friend ]...
You know what I hate??
As in, really really hate?
People who [c.o.p.y] me.
I really, really hate people copying me.
I mean,
sure,
Everybody likes to be a trendsetter
But when somebody steals your ideas
The things you work the hardest to create
It tends to really [ g e t t o y o u ]
Especially when somebody steals your identity...
You are who you are. You are more beautiful and unique than you could ever imagine. You have hundreds of amazing ideas, inspirations, creations. You don't need to try and be someone else.
I heart Coldplay so much.
I weely weely dew.
I wore a skirt to school today.
How kewl am I?
Mally: Omg I love you so much Izzy
Me: ...I love it when you talk dirty
~*~
Mally: Can I slit your wrists for you?
~*~
Mally: I love you
... I want to hurt you
Hatty: Jesus. Do you still want to slit her wrists?!
28 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1. Tell her you think shes beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if its just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When shes upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Reconginize the small things, they usually mean the most.
8. Call her sweetie and baby.
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends.
11. Write her notes, she loves them.
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your grilfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up, tickle her, play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night, just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a tree (but then plant a new one together for the damaged you caused).
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggy back rides.
22. Buy her ice cream.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25. Look her in the eyes.
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her, tell her.
I wanna be
Jackie Onassis
I wanna wear a pair of
Dark sunglasses
I wanna be
Jackie O.
Oh
Oh
Oh
No woman
No cry...
Izzy: Ok mally, serious time now....
Sandwich or chi-
Mally: Izzy, would you like a cigarette?
Izzy: Yes, but that's entirely not the point
Seriously now. Sandwich or chips?
~*~
*phone starts to ring*
Me: *runs downstairs holding phone at arms length*
DAD!
PHONE'S RINGING!
PHONE'S RINGING!
PHONE'S RINGING!
Dad: Well answer it then!
Me: ... PHONE'S RINGING!
She lines the clouds
with silver and [.s.i.n.g.s.] in
w h i s p e r s to the +stars+
... I have a 48 hour gap in my memory.
Is that normal?
-I-Am-Merely-A
I'm in so much pain.
I think I broke my neck muscles.
It's so painful
I love Oasis With all of my broken brain