I've never been one to stereotype. I've never been one to label. I've never been one to dislike people for the way they dress, for their make-up or for the bands they listen to...

Up until now...

BECAUSE I'M SO SICK OF ALL THOSE BLOODY POSERS ON THIS PAGE!!!

Aww, look at the ugly me, I think I'm gonna kill myself because I'm so ugly. And since I'm so fucking ugly and depressed about it I take a million webcam pics and post them here so you all can see how ugly I am and why I'm so depressed.

And you know, I'm really unique too... I dress just like everybody else who became fashonably depressed after being goth hit mainstreem. And emo, too. I'm really an outcast, you know, everybody hates me because I dress oh so "differently"...

GET IT TO-FUCKING-GETHER!!!!

When I joined elftown, it was a place for "elfwood artists and hangarounds". Which it supposedly still is. BUT IT ISN'T!!! I has turned into a place for fake-goths, wannabe-emo's and oh-ehm-gee-I'm-like-so-punk-"punks" (and of course the too horny teenagers...).

To all of you who belong to one of the before mentioned groups, do us all a favour and

GO AWAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

I knew I forgot something...

Turned out it was dinner. Dinner as in BUYING dinner. As in I'm extremely hungry and don't have food.

Meh, at least it's the 666 day today... I wanted to like burn down a church or something, just for the symbolism. But I figures that it would be more than just a little stupid to do that... 'cos it's mean and illigal and stuff... ANd I'm not a satanist... so, yeah... I'm bored and can't sleep and why the FUCK am I writing this..?

We had band practise today... Without our stupid drummer... Teenage kicks with a guitarist playing drums sounds kinda ... crappy?? yeah, I think crappy is the best word in this case...

I never knew there was such a thing as too much hot chocolate...

But it turns out that too much hot chocolate is alive and well and extremely evil.

Oh no...

IGGY POP IS COMING TO BERGEN!!!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!!

TO BERGEEEEN!!!!

"Write a page about European "lunch differences" based on the information in the table and the text you have just listened to."

What the bloody hell do I care about lunch ANYWAYS... I mean, it's LUNCH!!! Who CARES if the French have a longer lunch break than the Brits?!? And I have to WRITE about it??

I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION!!!

It's all that I can do right now... Listening to Weezer for the umpteenmillionth time. The thing is, you see, that it's actually STUCK in my comp. I can't get it out. And to make that even better, it's borrowed from the library... Oh, well, at least I haven't lost it for a change...

I'm listening to Franz Ferdinand live from Øya festivalen while my two best friends are there. I was going to go too, but I'm F'ING BROKE!!!! Being broke sucks so much... ARRRGH!!! I F'ING HATE BEING F'ING BROKE!!!! I think I kinda got a job today, so maybe I'll stop being SO F'ING BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!

sensored for your convinience

long time since i wrote in this diary... I've started playing guitar!!! I ROCK!!! no i don't... it's quite awful... really... but it's getting so much better all the time!!! (message me if you got it...)

now 78 people has voted in my poll... maybe i should change it... yeah, probably... just to darn lazy...

read my diary AGAIN and found out i can't even spell. too bad... 'tis snowing again... i hate snow. it's too...*thinking*...cold!!! i hat it... opps.. i hate it. i don't hat it.. funny mistake... Hei på deg er et rart uttrykk... means hi on you is a strange thing to say...

blæh...

umm... i've just read my former diary entrys, an found out I'm REALLY weird... much weirder than i thought, actually... anyway, i'm supposed to write this thing about Ibsen by tomorrow, and I haven'tstarted yet.. my mums gonna kill me if im not finished by tomorrow... i souldnt have told her... i'm so stupid... i hate school... i really truly hate it...okay, maby i don't hate it THAT much, but i hate it alot... or i hate homework... and religion lessons with our catholic school priest... thats JUST boring... I need people to talk to, and i need it badly.. if you're reading this, please message me... i'm boooored....

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OK, if your so bored as to actually wanting to READ my diary, why don't you sign my guestbook and vote in my poll tooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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oH, and I forgot, Its SUMMER TIME!!!!!!June is summer, dont you think??? if not, BAD for ju!!!!!!!!!!!!!aim hæppi, ænd going tu stai dat wai!!!!!! I know, I know, you dont have to tell me, my spelling IS perfekt!!!!

Guess what!!! 29 people has voted in my poll!!!thats fantastic!!! I'm soo happy!!! (not about just thAT, but the WOLRD around me!!!!!)
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                               i'm bored...