Who sings this song???

I'd rather be sailing, yes, I would
On an open sea
I'd stand at the railing if I could
Feeling wild and free

The sun is on my neck, the wind is in my face
The water's incredibly blue
And I'd rather be sailing
Yes, I'd wanna go sail
And then come home to you

Sex is good but I'd rather be sailing
Food is nice but I'd rather be sailing
People are swell but I'd rather be sailing
Over the horizon

And I'd rather be sailing, yes, I would
On an open sea
I'd stand there inhaling if I could
Feeling wild and free

The sun is on my neck, the wind is in my face
The sea is incredibly blue
And I'd rather be sailing
Yes, I'd wanna go sail
And then come home to you

I'd rather be sailing
Yes, I'd wanna go sail
And then come home to you

I just thouht I'd mention just how lovely my friends are... quoted from Joyous' blog on MySpace:

   Next, was a comment from Josh. Josh, Josh, Josh. We've been through everything, eh? You've been there beside me, for gosh, a really long time it seems. You've watched me change from the person I was, to who I am now. And I know it hasn't been easy. I've bitched, cried, and complained through it all, and you've been right there beside me, getting me through it no matter what. It might be just a hi, or an I love you, when I needed it, even though I didn't want to hear it. Sometimes, you sent me lyrics to a song that totally matched my mood, and you knew it. You are an amazing person Joshua Thomas Walls, and I love you. It took me, how many years to say it? But I do, I love you.





   Yeah, we have been through everything, and no matter how rough it got, for some unknown reason, we managed to stay awesomely close in a friendship. Nothing more, nothing less. By a long time, it means half of her life... Lol. God did that girl bitch, cry and complain to me. Eh, that's what friends do. No, she doesn't like to hear the "love" word, even as platonic as I mean it. She still loathes the word, I think...

   ANYWHO! The whole point in posting this.... is I don't get why she emphasized my name.. "Josh, Josh, Josh." Umm... she failed to mention this also applies directly back to her if you switch the positions around. And... the line "You are an amazing person Joshua Thomas Walls," I don't get it... why my full name. She addressed most of her "close" friends.. me being second in that line of acknowledgement... but why my full name? Most others only got a abbreviated name, or a nickname... I don't get that.

   Le, if you read this, message me... I have another Q for you.


   If you want what I sent to her, go to http://www.myspace.com/exsandh0es and scroll down her comments... I'm not too far down, and it's LONG, so you can't miss it.

   Also, she's going into the Navy, and I know Joyous, even though she won't admit it, she will appreciate your prayers...



   Oh, and Hunny Bunches of Oats...

I LOVE YOU SHERRY JO!!!!!

You're not evil enough Scotty.

You are Dr. Doom


Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.


Dr. Doom 75%
Lex Luthor 64%
Apocalypse 63%
Venom     60%
The Joker 52%
Riddler     50%
Mr. Freeze 50%
Green Goblin 48%
Magneto     48%
Kingpin     46%
Mystique 44%
Poison Ivy 44%
Dark Phoenix 42%
Catwoman 42%
Juggernaut 40%
Two-Face 40%

So, umm.. this is a nice little rant...

First I frikin' ACHE... everything. I'm goiing to save the trouble and just paste my convo from MSN with Sherry Jo...

I should have said this... so I just added this one line. Should make it less confusing... I added the column names for the below.

DATE          TIME        SENDER         RECEIVER         MESSAGE
1/8/2007 5:11:28 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I left work at noon...
1/8/2007 5:11:30 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I'm a lil worse
1/8/2007 5:11:36 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I've slept since pretty much
1/8/2007 5:11:44 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama *hugs*
1/8/2007 5:11:48 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ *huggles*
1/8/2007 5:11:52 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama What do you feel like?
1/8/2007 5:12:04 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Shells has had kidney stones...
1/8/2007 5:12:10 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Mom and I talked about it too...
1/8/2007 5:12:21 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ okay... my inner thighs, my head, my ENTIRE groin
1/8/2007 5:12:26 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ my stomache... all of it
1/8/2007 5:12:29 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama O_O
1/8/2007 5:12:33 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ around my bladder mostly
1/8/2007 5:12:36 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ any pressure hurts it
1/8/2007 5:12:41 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ like, I have pj pants
1/8/2007 5:12:47 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ and the LITTLE bit of elastic hurts
1/8/2007 5:12:50 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ it barely touches
1/8/2007 5:12:55 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ they bought them big on purpose...
1/8/2007 5:12:59 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ and I don't have them tied tight
1/8/2007 5:13:05 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ the could fall off...and it hurts
1/8/2007 5:13:08 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ the more I move
1/8/2007 5:13:12 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ the more it hurts
1/8/2007 5:13:20 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ inno.. som in my lower lower lower intestines maybe
1/8/2007 5:13:26 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ int he hot shower
1/8/2007 5:13:29 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I felt better
1/8/2007 5:13:34 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ until I tooka drink I'v been fine
1/8/2007 5:13:37 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ and I'm peeing a lot
1/8/2007 5:13:40 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ that help?
1/8/2007 5:13:52 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Hmm...
1/8/2007 5:14:13 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Shells said that thats how she feels with kidney stones... 'cept her balls didn;t hurt, XD
1/8/2007 5:14:24 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama but, she said she peed straight blood before
1/8/2007 5:14:27 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama No blood?
1/8/2007 5:14:40 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ nice
1/8/2007 5:14:44 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ is she over there?
1/8/2007 5:14:45 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ lol
1/8/2007 5:14:49 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ no blood, but it hurts to pee
1/8/2007 5:15:03 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ my kidneys used to hurt off and on like for the past month
1/8/2007 5:15:05 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ not this bad though
1/8/2007 5:15:12 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ walkin is barable
1/8/2007 5:15:24 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ picking anythin gup, ANYTYING, even mylaptop...
1/8/2007 5:15:25 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ you're stupid
1/8/2007 5:15:34 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ walking up or down steps or slopes, I'm not even trying
1/8/2007 5:15:44 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ i've been downstairs all day
1/8/2007 5:15:49 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ except to go take a shower
1/8/2007 5:15:59 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ OH... it felt so good... I might go get anohter long bath or something
1/8/2007 5:16:32 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama I'm stupid...?
1/8/2007 5:16:37 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ no no no
1/8/2007 5:16:43 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I'm saying if you'd ask me to pick anything up your stupid
1/8/2007 5:16:49 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama oh
1/8/2007 5:16:51 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama lol
1/8/2007 5:16:52 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I started to empty some plastic out of a trash can
1/8/2007 5:16:54 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I let it slma
1/8/2007 5:16:56 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ to the ground
1/8/2007 5:17:19 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I had to put up the christmas tree at work... and it's up on top in a dungeon (locked gate), and I cried that hurt so bad
1/8/2007 5:17:40 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Oh my gosh...
1/8/2007 5:17:47 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama PLease, please go to the hospital
1/8/2007 5:17:51 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ why?
1/8/2007 5:17:52 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama You have insurance
1/8/2007 5:17:54 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ so?
1/8/2007 5:17:59 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama You need to see what is wrong
1/8/2007 5:18:26 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama If its kidney stones, they can give you pain pills that will make you feel much better so you can bare it
1/8/2007 5:18:31 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama But what if its wrose?
1/8/2007 5:18:59 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ then it's worse
1/8/2007 5:19:04 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I told mom, she wanted to know why I was home
1/8/2007 5:19:10 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ she said, "You just got a cold'
1/8/2007 5:19:13 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ and that was that...
1/8/2007 5:19:18 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ Jeff won't even look at me
1/8/2007 5:19:20 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ he's mad I left
1/8/2007 5:19:29 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Fuck that
1/8/2007 5:19:34 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama That pisses me off
1/8/2007 5:19:45 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ sherry...
1/8/2007 5:19:49 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama NO
1/8/2007 5:19:56 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ if it's too bad to work tomorrow, I'l take myself to health plus
1/8/2007 5:19:57 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ or something
1/8/2007 5:19:59 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama That is bull
1/8/2007 5:20:52 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama They never believe you!
1/8/2007 5:20:55 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I know
1/8/2007 5:22:57 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because lone_tenshi@hotmail.com is not protected by IM Security ]
1/8/2007 5:22:58 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama What if its someything bad?
1/8/2007 5:23:00 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Seriously?
1/8/2007 5:23:06 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama And you are hospitalized?
1/8/2007 5:23:12 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Then how would they feel?
1/8/2007 5:23:15 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Oh wait...
1/8/2007 5:23:22 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama they'd be like, "He's okay."
1/8/2007 5:25:03 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ Sherry...
1/8/2007 5:25:04 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ please
1/8/2007 5:25:05 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ don't
1/8/2007 5:25:10 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because lone_tenshi@hotmail.com is not protected by IM Security ]
1/8/2007 5:25:10 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama I'm sorry
1/8/2007 5:25:16 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama It just hurts me to see you like this
1/8/2007 5:25:43 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I know it does...
1/8/2007 5:25:47 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I'll be fine
1/8/2007 5:25:54 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I have a high threshhold for pain
1/8/2007 5:26:12 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama Until you move trees that make you crt
1/8/2007 5:26:13 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama cry*
1/8/2007 5:27:00 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ well.. it was only five pounds... and a nice uphill cliimb
1/8/2007 5:27:09 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ right now I'm curled into a ball on the couch, and I feel a lil better
1/8/2007 5:27:23 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama ...
1/8/2007 5:27:27 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama TT_TT
1/8/2007 5:28:03 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ ?
1/8/2007 5:28:06 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ i love you
1/8/2007 5:28:09 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ don't worry
1/8/2007 5:28:14 PM Akuma-Sama Tenshi-chan~ I'm not going to leave you alone
1/8/2007 5:28:17 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama I love you too...
1/8/2007 5:28:20 PM Tenshi-chan~ Akuma-Sama I'm jst scared





Okay, now the rant... Well... have you noticed almost all of the girls 17 and under have the SLUTIEST pictures up? And then they say, "Quit asking me to cyber?" DUH! You look like a whore. If you don't want to get a cyber request, then put a decent photo up and take down the "Jenna Haze" stuff....

Adam Lopez spent like 5 -6 years achieving his seven octaves.



Hey, peoples... is that true? He has seven octaves???? >.< I'll pass that up, just you wait.

[Post this if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle]


All I have to say is WTF???? I mean seriously... Lol.

Reminds me, my Pikachu can kick your Pikachu's arse!

So, the new poll is really killing me.. my opinion.. look at Silvie's diary.. http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/member.html?mnr=893380&;membernr=5555&show=diary#mess893380

That pretty much sums it all up.

I hope she doesn't mind..

I like this version of My Love/Sexyback... lol. They go good together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWlXjE1aeI4&mode=related&search=

And this EXTENDED My love...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDztrorC4Gg&mode=related&search=

http://www.jessenemitz.com/listen.html/o.holy.night.inspiration.mp3

That has to be the WORST singer in history, but I find it so flipping humourous to listen to... you should also..


While I'm at it.. should I enter a singing contest? Amberlyn, shush...

http://music.yahoo.com/mygrammymoment/upload.asp

I was told to do Cry Me a River...

EDIT! I added the latest two posts... It's after the double line...


rikileeschulz
Registered Member
Posts: 3
(12/9/06 4:02 pm)

New Post: muscle coordination or strengthening?

Hi there,
just wondering to everyone out there who has learned to keep their larynx down, by learning to keep the larynx down are you only gaining muscle coordination and our inner larynx muscles have always been strong enough to sing properly or does the larynx come up because of weak inner larynx muscles to compensate?

It would make me feel better if the muscles just need to get stronger, because I can sing very high strained the way I'm used to but without straining I'm lucky to sing an octave(even with the trills and other exercises).

PLEASE RESPOND!!!!!

Current Favourite Song:
[Correction.... Sexyback shouldn't be my theme... this should be. Then Sexyback, then Animals.]

Jimmy Wayne - That's All I'll Ever Need


I've got sun on my face
I've got food
I've got clothes
and a place where I can lay my head
I've got friends
family
And the freedom to hope and to dream
as big as I want to
And I've got you

That's all I'll ever need
who could ever ask for more?
I've got it all
What everybody wishes for
I thank God everyday
for the blessings this life brings
and sending your love
that's all I'll ever need

I don't have lots of fame
and I won't be the biggest of names
up on the marquee sign
but I've got this guitar
I've got songs that I wrote from my heart
and people to sing 'em to
And I've got you

That's all I'll ever need
who could ever ask for more?
I've got it all
What everybody wishes for
I thank God everyday
for the blessings this life brings
and sending your love
that's all I'll ever need

It's the little things
like when you smile at me
That's all I'll ever need
I've got it all
Oh yeah

That's all I'll ever need
who could ever ask for more?
I've got it all
What everybody wishes for
I thank God everyday
for the blessings this life brings
and sending your love
that's all I'll ever need

I've got sun on my face
I've got food
I've got clothes
I've got you
That's all I'll ever need.

Stolen from [deus-misereatur] on hyperness lovers united

REad this
We've all experienced deja vu in our lives, but did you know there are many variants of deja Vu that you may have throughout your life?

Deja boo: The feeling that I've been frightened like this before

Deja coup: The feeling my government has been overthrown like this before.

Deja clue: The feeling that colonel mustard has done it in the billiard room with the lead pipe before.

Deja do: The feeling my hairdresser has given me this cut before.

Deja eau: the feeling I've smelled this perfume before.

Deja fu: The feeling I've been kicked in the head like this before.

Deja who: The feeling I've known who was on first before.

Deja jew: The feeling I've wandered in the desert like this before.

Deja knew: The feeling that I remembered this information before (before the test, that was).

Deja loo: The feeling I've been to this bathroom before.

Deja moo: The feeling I've drank this milk before.

Deja mu: The feeling I've calculated the mean of this population before.

Deja new: The feeling I haven't experienced this before. (AKA, "Vuja De" - Nothing like this HAS EVER happened to me before.)

Deja ooh: The feeling I've exclaimed at these fireworks before.

Deja poo: The feeling I've stepped in this before.

Deja Q: The feeling I've encountered this entity before.

Deja rue: The feeling I've regretted this day before.

Deja stew: The feeling that this is made from the pot roast my mom served the week before.

Deja too: The feeling that I've experienced this before, also.

Deja two: The feeling that I've experienced this before, twice.

Deja woo: The feeling that heather has yelled at someone like this before.

Deja you: The feeling that YOU have experienced this before.

Deja zoo: The feeling that the monkey has done this in public before.

DUH-ja-vu: The feeling that the answer was so obvious, that you *surely* should have known it before. DUH!

Wow... my dream... WOW...

Okay, like I heard this voice... I swear it was next to me. I was typing... in my dream I was typing. And it said:

'tis time I said "'Ello" to you, after all this time. Who am I? Do no be surprised I know your very thoughts. I know you know not me. Do not worry. In due you shall understand in full my existence. Without me, you would not have survived this long. I am what you dreamed, but far from the dream. Do you yet not understand. I am right beside you. If you don't trust me, look. Right over your left shoulder.

...

I feel the fear. You refuse to look to no avail. You know I am there; I am real. What? Trying to write me off as imagination shall not pass me off. You feel it, that presence, behind you. It feels as though you are being hovered over. Did you feel that? I just touched your shoulder. Which? The left one, you hypocrit. You felt it, yet you question it. Will do you refuse to look. I am the answer to your prayer, if you want to call me that. Yet, I cannot be. I have been with you since you began to struggle... Yes, struggle. Which struggle, though, that is the question. Try to figure it out. I am waiting on you to look at me in the eyes. Do not look at your window again. That is directly to your right. I am behind your left shoulder. I have my hand resting on it, you know that. You FEEL it. Give in... and I shall tell you my story. One of protection; one of warmth, yet cold.... I'll tell you my story with you.



And I turned around... and whomever it was covered my face, and ... lead me somewhere, yet I was willing... when I woke. I wasn't me. I was in an arena. A mansion. I was told.... by who I have no clue, that I was in an arena, one with nineteen contestants, excluding me. I was in baggy,... pants, cotton, but not jean. Good for sneaking. They weren't capable of making a sound. My shirt, oh my gosh it was so overly tight, but it had to be the right size. I had gloves the same way, but I had completely freedom and control of my body. I looked like night itself... somehow.

Anyway. The rules were simple. Be the last one alive. There was a catch. You could spare someone's life, but it was a risk. If they agreed to defeat and complied, they had two minutes left in the mansion, before being led out. You got a twenty second head start. If they killed someone, they were free to stay in his/her place.

Anywho... seeing as I have to go... I'll have to finish this momentarily. It gets freaky... and graphic.


OKAY! Back to finish... yay...

So.... yada yada yada... and well, there was no timer. Fight to the finish. Scared me. No one really told me, I just felt like someone announced the rules to me before hand.

ANYWHO..

I went through, and I was using poison darts... all that ninja jazz. I mostly put people to sleep with tranquilizers and stuff... That let me throw them out of the mansion, disqualifying them. Anywho...

Out of nowhere, I started watching other people, in a monitoring room. I could see the whole building. It was going to bad. Weapons where hidden, and well at that. I could see the contestants. Two of them were getting near each other... near ME... There were spiral stairs next to the room I was in.. I climbed up the bottom of them, like a reptile or something. My stuff I had on made it possible.

Okay, so this smaller guy was coming from the downstairs, and found the sawed off shotgun near the stairs. He grabbed it, as this HUGE black guy jumped down.. I don't remember much of their fight, other than it was AWESOME and full of Matrix affects.

Then, the guy with the shotgun (whitie for reference) TRIPPED the big guy (blackie). He hovered over him, and pointed the gun, and asked him to surrender... Well... I saw my opportunity and shot them both with my tranquilizers. Blackie noticed... and wasn't affected AT ALL... Whitie was a lil weezie and said, "Gah that HURT." And blackie agreed. Well, he got up, whitie never moved because of the daze I put him in....

Great job JOSH!

Well... the black guy counted his time, and quickly took the shotgun, and shot the man in the stomach, point blank. Evidently, it knocked sense into him.. the rounds have been special so not to kill easily, but inflict pain, which it did.. He began to struggle... the guy shoved hiim into the wall.. below me... *switched to camera view in front of whitie*

Blackie had him down, and shot at his head, pointblank. Whitie moved, barely, it got the wall, and charred it. Then, he pistol whips him with the shotgun, and then pulled whitie's mouth open.

Here is where it gets weirder. I have two endings to this fight, both I saw at the EXACT same time..

ONE:
Blackie puts the shotgun in, and turns to walk away.. pulls the trigger... and BOOM..... you know..

TWO:
Blackie puts the shotgun in, and pulls the trigger... and it's empty. They emptied the gun already in the fight. Blackie throws the gun down, and sits Whitie outside the front door, so he is disqualified..



That is when I woke up.

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

This article was written by B.S. Wheatberry in a desert after consuming mass quantities of yeast bread then realizing his canteen was empty. (seriously :P )

My ranting... Very long indeed...


This is proof some people just play church... and not very well.

ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:16:01 PM): i need ask you a few things
Beyond Tenor (3:16:10 PM): shoot
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:16:11 PM): i made a bulletin which was a survey
Beyond Tenor (3:16:11 PM): but not me
Beyond Tenor (3:16:13 PM): lol
Beyond Tenor (3:16:15 PM): k
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:16:26 PM): and it had in it things i dont like and a list of them
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:16:33 PM): and one of the things i listed was satan
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:16:52 PM): well cari had to be a smart :-) and say you should love everyone
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:17:08 PM): and i dont know how to get outta this with out her proving me wrong
Beyond Tenor (3:17:11 PM): whoa whoa whoa, did it say LIKE or HATE
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:17:17 PM): like
Beyond Tenor (3:17:20 PM): then you're out
Beyond Tenor (3:17:24 PM): you still love him
Beyond Tenor (3:17:28 PM): but you dont' like him for what he is
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:17:29 PM): no i dont
Beyond Tenor (3:17:30 PM): case closed
Beyond Tenor (3:17:34 PM): then you lose
Beyond Tenor (3:17:38 PM): because she's right
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:17:41 PM): i dont love him though hes evil
Beyond Tenor (3:17:49 PM): you don't love Satan, you don't got it
Beyond Tenor (3:17:52 PM): seriously
Beyond Tenor (3:17:55 PM): God still loves him
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:17:55 PM): how do you love satan?
Beyond Tenor (3:18:03 PM): you know why I know?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:18:17 PM): how can i he puts evil ideas in my head
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:18:20 PM): do you love satan
Beyond Tenor (3:18:35 PM): ^^
Beyond Tenor (3:18:36 PM): yes Id o
Beyond Tenor (3:18:48 PM): So does God
Beyond Tenor (3:18:50 PM): He is loove
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:18:53 PM): i dont see how
Beyond Tenor (3:18:57 PM): and He lets satan near him
Beyond Tenor (3:19:00 PM): read Job
Beyond Tenor (3:19:02 PM): dude..
Beyond Tenor (3:19:15 PM): suppose we have a guy... Joe Blo
Beyond Tenor (3:19:20 PM): he does bad stuff to you
Beyond Tenor (3:19:24 PM): do you hate him or love him?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:19:26 PM): i need to get back into reading again
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:19:34 PM): idk
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:19:49 PM): i mean i like it when he gives me a lie to get outta trouble
Beyond Tenor (3:20:04 PM): no no on
Beyond Tenor (3:20:07 PM): >.<
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:20:07 PM): idk it's weird
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:20:10 PM): haha
Beyond Tenor (3:20:13 PM): dude...
Beyond Tenor (3:20:16 PM): forget what he does to you
Beyond Tenor (3:20:20 PM): do you love him
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:20:31 PM): no
Beyond Tenor (3:20:35 PM): why not?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:21:00 PM): because he's evil
Beyond Tenor (3:21:03 PM): so?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:21:13 PM): and get's me to do things i don't wanna do
Beyond Tenor (3:21:13 PM): what about some random guy that's a Satan worshipper?
Beyond Tenor (3:21:26 PM): you do those things, he doesn't make you. Can't blame him he's good
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:21:32 PM): well i mean i know a girl that is
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:21:41 PM): and yes i do care for her
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:21:47 PM): so if i care for her then i love her
Beyond Tenor (3:21:52 PM): okay
Beyond Tenor (3:22:02 PM): so you love someone who stands for everything Satan is...
Beyond Tenor (3:22:05 PM): so why not love him?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:22:31 PM): idk that's hard
Beyond Tenor (3:22:38 PM): yup
Beyond Tenor (3:22:40 PM): it will be
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:22:53 PM): so still can't prove her wrong then
Beyond Tenor (3:23:03 PM): yup you can... if you love him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:06 PM): you don't have to like him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:13 PM): Dakota.. there is this guy I work with
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:23:22 PM): because if she asks me do i love him and i say no then she's got me pinned again
Beyond Tenor (3:23:29 PM): I can't stand him.. he does everything he can to hurt me, anyway you think about it....
Beyond Tenor (3:23:32 PM): I love him.
Beyond Tenor (3:23:35 PM): because I have God in me
Beyond Tenor (3:23:39 PM): and God is love... and God loves him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:41 PM): I love him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:47 PM): but, I can't stand him, and dont' like him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:51 PM): it's the same way with Satan
Beyond Tenor (3:23:55 PM): I dont like anything about him
Beyond Tenor (3:23:59 PM): but I love him
Beyond Tenor (3:24:04 PM): actually... I do like what he does FOR me
Beyond Tenor (3:24:09 PM): there's only one thing he does
Beyond Tenor (3:24:23 PM): and that's show me my weaknesses. That's what he goes for
Beyond Tenor (3:24:26 PM): love him for that
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:24:54 PM): wow
Beyond Tenor (3:25:01 PM): make sense?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:25:34 PM): yes and no
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (3:25:42 PM): idk like i said i need to get back into reading



Then... just to show how stupid some people are..


ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:18:26 PM): i gotta question about limewire
Beyond Tenor (6:19:02 PM): shoot
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:19:42 PM): it wont let me uninstall it all the way i did a search and it's still in files and i can't delete all of them
Beyond Tenor (6:19:55 PM): ?
Beyond Tenor (6:19:57 PM): umm...
Beyond Tenor (6:19:58 PM): oh
Beyond Tenor (6:20:11 PM): those are prob in the temp directory for windows itself
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:20:13 PM): gives some kinda erroe
Beyond Tenor (6:20:14 PM): you can't alter those
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:20:16 PM): error
Beyond Tenor (6:20:20 PM): what does it say?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:20:34 PM): hold on i'll copy and paste it
Beyond Tenor (6:21:11 PM): kk
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:22:27 PM): ok well i went trough and did them all one at a time and it let me
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:22:29 PM): weird
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:22:41 PM): you know what acc file are?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:22:52 PM): files*
Beyond Tenor (6:23:29 PM): temporary
Beyond Tenor (6:23:36 PM): yeah, windows does taht
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:23:40 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:23:55 PM): hmm
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:24:04 PM): well anyway you know anything about acc files?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:24:29 PM): it's itunes standard storing files
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:24:46 PM): but you can put stuff in as a mp3 and others also
Beyond Tenor (6:24:51 PM): what are you wanting to do
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:25:02 PM): put movies on my ipod
Beyond Tenor (6:27:14 PM): umm...
Beyond Tenor (6:27:19 PM): just put themon their
Beyond Tenor (6:27:22 PM): mpeg files
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:27:34 PM): ok hold on
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:28:50 PM): umm how do i change it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:29:01 PM): i cant find where to do it
Beyond Tenor (6:29:52 PM): ...
Beyond Tenor (6:29:56 PM): what is it now?
Beyond Tenor (6:29:57 PM): acc?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:30:00 PM): no umm
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:30:33 PM): the audio listed on it is a mpeg layer-3
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:30:40 PM): so its a mp3 i guess
Beyond Tenor (6:30:42 PM): mp3
Beyond Tenor (6:31:49 PM): what about the video?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:32:40 PM): well one of them its listed as a protected mp4
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:32:48 PM): and the other is a quick time video
Beyond Tenor (6:33:06 PM): that are currently on the ipod?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:33:30 PM): i know the mp4 is
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:33:39 PM): and yes so is the quick time
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:34:20 PM): great and now quick time has locked up
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:34:33 PM): and i did ctrl alt delete and i cant close it
Beyond Tenor (6:34:41 PM): that's windows for you
Beyond Tenor (6:34:47 PM): it has a timeout for locked up programs
Beyond Tenor (6:34:58 PM): give it a few... it might be mintues.. Inno
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:35:00 PM): so i gotta shut down?
Beyond Tenor (6:35:02 PM): depends on the settings
Beyond Tenor (6:35:02 PM): no
Beyond Tenor (6:35:05 PM): just wait
Beyond Tenor (6:35:08 PM): have some patience
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:35:18 PM): hmm
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:35:22 PM): i can wait
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:35:28 PM): it's no big
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:36:00 PM): you know how you refresh you background page
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:36:14 PM): it's not even doing that
Beyond Tenor (6:36:26 PM): just wait
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:36:32 PM): i am
Beyond Tenor (6:36:43 PM): if something was worng, and you had to restart, you couldn't be doing anything
Beyond Tenor (6:36:45 PM): and you're using aim
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:36:50 PM): yeah
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:36:51 PM): and yahoo
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:37:04 PM): ok i got it to let me end task
Beyond Tenor (6:37:07 PM): kk
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:37:46 PM): ok so here's what i did that locked it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:38:01 PM): i have scary movie 3 downloaded and stored as...
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:38:29 PM): again the audio says mp3
Beyond Tenor (6:38:46 PM): scary movie... the movie... as an audio?
Beyond Tenor (6:38:48 PM): that's not right
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:39:42 PM): the file name is
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:39:54 PM): scary movie 3.avi
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:39:55 PM): that help?
Beyond Tenor (6:40:00 PM): yup
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:40:05 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (6:40:05 PM): it should be able to play it as it
Beyond Tenor (6:40:06 PM): is
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:40:31 PM): it's not in itunes the only it lets play is the quick time one
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:41:32 PM): ok and they are not responding again
Beyond Tenor (6:41:40 PM): don't panic
Beyond Tenor (6:41:47 PM): it happens when the system is busy
Beyond Tenor (6:41:51 PM): let it aloe
Beyond Tenor (6:41:52 PM): brb
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:41:58 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (6:48:08 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:48:35 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:48:39 PM): still no luck
Beyond Tenor (6:48:47 PM): lol
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:48:50 PM): how do i get it change to a mp4 or 3
Beyond Tenor (6:49:02 PM): you can't... it's VIDEO
Beyond Tenor (6:49:06 PM): those are audio codecs
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:49:10 PM): going in properties didn't worked
Beyond Tenor (6:49:18 PM): you can change it to MPEG... if you have the software to do it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:49:22 PM): well it's a avi file ain't it?
Beyond Tenor (6:49:22 PM): I might be able to find it
Beyond Tenor (6:49:27 PM): avi is VIDEO
Beyond Tenor (6:49:34 PM): MP3 AND 4 ARE AUDIO
Beyond Tenor (6:49:36 PM): sorry for caps...
Beyond Tenor (6:49:48 PM): yeah, and properties can't doi t
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:50:05 PM): ok how does properties do it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:50:18 PM): i go and right click and it list's...
Beyond Tenor (6:50:18 PM): it doesn't
Beyond Tenor (6:50:27 PM): it can NOT do it
Beyond Tenor (6:50:34 PM): it's just listing everything about it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:50:37 PM): yeah my bad i see now
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:50:45 PM): ok so how to switch it then
Beyond Tenor (6:50:58 PM): you'll have to have software that opens up the raw code on the copmuter.... decodes teh AVI format, and recodes to a MPEG
Beyond Tenor (6:51:00 PM): I'll find one
Beyond Tenor (6:51:01 PM): h/o
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:51:21 PM): ok sweet
Beyond Tenor (6:52:07 PM): http://www.winmpg.com/down/WinMPG_VideoConvert.zip
Beyond Tenor (6:52:08 PM): try that
Beyond Tenor (6:52:11 PM): it's just a demo though
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:53:27 PM): is there a way to rip it?
Beyond Tenor (6:54:02 PM): ... no
Beyond Tenor (6:54:06 PM): rip if from cd
Beyond Tenor (6:54:09 PM): oh
Beyond Tenor (6:54:09 PM): duh
Beyond Tenor (6:54:16 PM): you mean rip it off... hmm... yeah
Beyond Tenor (6:54:20 PM): let me see if I can get the full
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:54:23 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (6:54:25 PM): use that demo though for now
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:54:41 PM): ok look at this
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:55:19 PM): warning the application may depend on other compressed files in the folder.
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:55:54 PM): for this application to run properly, it is recommened that you first extract all the files.
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:56:02 PM): what's that mean?
Beyond Tenor (6:56:26 PM): it means it's a zip file...
Beyond Tenor (6:56:32 PM): you tried to run the .exe from inside the zip
Beyond Tenor (6:56:38 PM): well.. the computer won't read inside zip
Beyond Tenor (6:56:44 PM): it's showing you temporary...
Beyond Tenor (6:56:50 PM): so the computer wont' know the other files exist..
Beyond Tenor (6:57:00 PM): on the windows explorer...what should be open to see it now
Beyond Tenor (6:57:04 PM): click extract all
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:57:13 PM): ok so is the warning anything i need to worry about?
Beyond Tenor (6:57:25 PM): YES.
Beyond Tenor (6:57:28 PM): extract all files
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:57:30 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (6:57:33 PM): then run that extracted one
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:57:47 PM): well crap i xed outta it i gotta find the link on here
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:58:09 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (6:58:16 PM): lol
Beyond Tenor (6:58:17 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:58:35 PM): ok so i hit next and now it's giving me....
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:58:59 PM): files will be extracted to this directory
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:59:03 PM): Files\Content.IE5\ILILYHS7\WinMPG_VideoConvert[1]
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:59:11 PM): now what?
Beyond Tenor (6:59:15 PM): change the directory
Beyond Tenor (6:59:18 PM): to desktop
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:59:34 PM): ok so hit browse and do it?
Beyond Tenor (6:59:53 PM): yup
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (6:59:55 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:00:17 PM): now is this still just gonna give me the demo or can i rip the full version?
Beyond Tenor (7:00:28 PM): ...
Beyond Tenor (7:00:28 PM): demo
Beyond Tenor (7:00:36 PM): I'm working on the full version
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:00:55 PM): ok now i got low disc space again
Beyond Tenor (7:02:10 PM): lol
Beyond Tenor (7:02:16 PM): empty the recycling bin
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:02:33 PM): nothing there
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:02:46 PM): i think it's all these system restore points i have
Beyond Tenor (7:02:48 PM): delete stuff...
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:02:56 PM): i can do that later
Beyond Tenor (7:02:58 PM): that's prob a part of it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:03:26 PM): ok i got the program ok it's saying buy now then says all mp2 mp3 mp4 and some others and there's avi
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:04:13 PM): you really need to be a computer tech
Beyond Tenor (7:04:26 PM): no you dont
Beyond Tenor (7:04:28 PM): i dont
Beyond Tenor (7:04:34 PM): yeh.. tha'ts right... I dont
Beyond Tenor (7:04:35 PM): lol
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:04:39 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:04:53 PM): ok input and output?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:05:05 PM): i got tokyo drift
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:05:11 PM): and i want it on my ipod
Beyond Tenor (7:05:34 PM): lol
Beyond Tenor (7:05:41 PM): input is the file for the movie
Beyond Tenor (7:05:44 PM): whicheve one you want
Beyond Tenor (7:05:49 PM): if it's avi.. use avi input
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:05:59 PM): ok
Beyond Tenor (7:06:00 PM): output is what you want it to go to.. MPEG1
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:06:07 PM): and output?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:06:21 PM): so type what in output
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:06:30 PM): MPEG-1?
Beyond Tenor (7:07:41 PM): just put the name of the movie
Beyond Tenor (7:07:50 PM): and make sure the type is mpeg1
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:08:12 PM): C:\Documents and Settings\Dakota\My Documents\My Videos\The Fast and The Furious Toyko Drift.avi
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:08:16 PM): that's what's in input
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:08:25 PM): C:\Documents and Settings\Dakota\My Documents\My Videos\The Fast and The Furious Toyko Drift.avi.avi
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:08:34 PM): that's what's in output
Beyond Tenor (7:09:05 PM): no no on.... it's gotta be C:\Documents and Settings\Dakota\My Documents\My Videos\The Fast and The Furious Toyko Drift.mpeg
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:09:29 PM): that's for output right?
Beyond Tenor (7:09:48 PM): yup
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:10:16 PM): ok
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:10:21 PM): then convert?
Beyond Tenor (7:10:55 PM): yup
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:11:13 PM): ok now a gotta box titled AVI option
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:11:19 PM): it's got codes
Beyond Tenor (7:11:30 PM): k
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:11:32 PM): width/height
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:11:39 PM): frame rate
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:11:54 PM): and that's under video option
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:12:02 PM): and under audio there
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:12:10 PM): audio type
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:12:19 PM): and sample rate
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:12:26 PM): what do i make the codec?
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:12:54 PM): it's on indeo then the lil R in a circle video 5.10
Beyond Tenor (7:13:56 PM): leave it
Beyond Tenor (7:14:05 PM): Inno.. it should have auto fixed it
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:14:15 PM): ok leave all?
Beyond Tenor (7:14:27 PM): yup
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:14:56 PM): gave me a send on don't send error report
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:14:59 PM): and closed it
Beyond Tenor (7:15:41 PM): inno
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:15:54 PM): huh?
Beyond Tenor (7:17:04 PM): Inno
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:17:18 PM): can the codec be changed and fix it?
Beyond Tenor (7:17:32 PM): no
Beyond Tenor (7:17:39 PM): you are trying to change the codec
Beyond Tenor (7:17:43 PM): that's what the proggie is for
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:19:55 PM): so you don't know what do try now then?
Beyond Tenor (7:20:22 PM): nope
ROCKIN4CHRISTX (7:22:12 PM): hmm


He kills me... he's really that stupid.

Ready? Pumped? GOOD! I feel like drawing.

*looks at the shocked faces*

Yes, but your masks back on... I do. Now..

HOW DO I DECIDE WHAT TO DO WHEN I HAVE NO IDEAS BUT THE URGE??

I can see it in your eyes,
And feel it your touch.
I know that you’re scared,
But you’ve never been this loved.

It’s a long shot baby,
Yeah I know it’s true.
But if anyone can make it,
I’m betting on me and you.

Just keep on moving into me.
I know you’re gonna see,
The best is yet to come.

Don’t fear it now we’re going all the way.
That sun is shining on a brand new day.
It’s a long way down and it’s a leap of faith,
But I’m never giving up,
‘Cause I know we got a once in a lifetime love.

Everybody’s looking for what we found.
Some wait their whole life,
And it never comes around

So don’t hold back now just let go,
On all you’ve ever known.
You can put you’re hand in mine.

Don’t fear it now we’re going all the way.
That sun is shining on a brand new day.
It’s a long way down and it’s a leap of faith,
But I’m never giving up,
‘Cause I know we got a once in a lifetime love.

I close my eyes and I see you standing right there.
Saying “I do” and they’re throwing the rice in our hair.
Well the first one’s born and a brother comes along and he’s got your smile.
I been looking back on the life we had still by your side.

Don’t fear it now we’re going all the way.
That sun is shining on a brand new day.
It’s a long way down and it’s a leap of faith,
But I’m never giving up,
‘Cause I know we got a once in a lifetime love.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!





1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
to act like soap opera guys.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act Like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

ROTFLOL