You know, diaries really make you wonder. Most people put down their innermost thoughts, their secret desires, their darkest dreams...but me? I put down normal stuff, you know, who's pissed off at who, who's with who, stuff like that. But maybe, just once, I'll do something different. You see, if you don't already know me, my friends cause me a lot of grief. They probably don't know that, and I wouldn't wish to tell them that. But...they're so ENTERTAINING! Sigh...