Dear Elftown,

Well... May is a big month, for me, and a lot of others.. First... my birthday was the first.. *Loud Happy Birthdays are heard* lol... I'm offically 18, ~Old, old, old!~ And... I'm graduating the 20th... *More cheering* And... prom is in two days... *Cowers at the thought* Really pretty dress... theme is "Once upon a Fairy Tale" BUT! It has snuck up on my and my mum, so you can imagaine the choas around here... Choas... lovely choas... *Siiiiiiiiiighs*

Dear Elftown....

The Lady J'ssem Cat Mistress.... is bored. Yes bored! And you know what that means? Oh nevermind, of course you don't know what that means. SO! In response to the severe boredom that is treatening to consume me. I am going to write a LONG RP style intro on my House description thingy...

Dear Elftown...

Eh hem


I GOT MY KIIIITTTTTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHA-HOO!!!!!

He's the most adorable kitty in the whole wide world, cause he's mine!!!! He has been offically named Loki... he's already a little mischief maker! *Squee!!!!!*

He's black save for a gray muzzle that make him look like he has a mustache... I thought at first to call him Drow, but Loki is MUCH better. And he's SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO cute... he's going to be spoiled rotten, first chance I get!! Heh... well, that's everything..

Lady J'ssem

*Bounces around squeeling happily about her new kitten for a while before hopping off*

Dear Diary...


GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I AM TICKED!!! I am on a lovely RP called World Broadcasting System. I hate the site it-self, but I love the people there. If I didn't I wouldn't go, obviously. It's very hard to get me up-set. But when things like what is happening at WBS, happens. I get TICEKD. I CAN'T GET IN!!!! *Cries* Didn't help that I had a lovely RP going. Excuse me while I take my anger out on this thing.

I hope you have more luck on whatever you all are doing.

Lady J'ssem


Update - FINALLY FIXED WBS!!!! Woot, heh!

Dear Diary,

Alrighty, I ACTUILLY have something to add to me diary. 'Tis a miracle! lol... soooo... on me way home today, me dad and I went on to our road to get home. We noticed a bird walking in the road, (either a turkey or a turkey buzzard, but more then likely a turkey). Wish to know what me da' did?
HE TRIED TO HIT IT WITH HIS BLOODY STATION WAGON!!!
Here's the scene, woods, lonely back-road, sun-setting. The bird walking calmly along the road. Us in me dad's ugly pea soup colored car.
Upon seeing the bird, dad starts speeding up, AND LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC, WIGGLING ALL OVER THE BLOODY ROAD!!!

"Yep. I sure did. And if I had hit the bird, my dear daughter would be plucking it right now instead of writing in her online diary... "  - Me Dad

Don't ye hate it when they suddenly sneak up on yeh when your in the midst of talking about them? ~Sighs~

Oh, there's also the fact that me sister says that Black Cherry Water is possesed.. Or at least one bottle is.. She got spewed two times by the same bottle at two different times.. First time she was annoyed, but laughing... second time she was in me mum's car on the way to school... needless to say, she didn't go.

Soooo there's J'ssem's stories for the day

Love ya'll

J'ssem The Cat Mistress

So I'm terrible at these things.. my personal diary was lonely because I didn't write in it either... *Coughs* Alright... Started drawing a better Mia'Tip pic! You WILL see the Mighty Gauntlet!! I promise!!! Heh... I hope... *Whimpers*

Hey people, Happy V-Day!

So today hasn't been the greatest, rain of V-day... when you don't have a valentine.. *Sighs* very depressing. But! I'm actuilly in a fairly good mood. Hey, if anyone has a picture idea, let me know, head's dead (rhymns!) for ideas.

Well people of elfwood,

I wish ya'll'd (yeah red-neck lingo) come visit my poor gallery, it looks kinda empty, the pictures not the How ya do thing at the bottom of the screen. About ready to scan in COLORED Pretty Kitty, as well as half a dozen new piccies. Well.. that's about it for today

Love all yah,
J'ssem

PS. Neopet people? Look me up! Same name ^_^