[Doormat]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2008-03-08
Written: (6104 days ago)

I've been having an unnaturally good week. Finished Chem Lab an hour early and did everything perfectly. Got an A on my Research Paper Proposal. Got that job that I wanted really badly. Got bad grammar/punctuation because I got like 5 hours of sleep. Been drinking energy drinks all week. Haven't fallen asleep for any long amount of time in a class. Finished psych research early.

Could this be the turning point in pessimism?  Nah, just wait 'till next week. 

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Written about Thursday 2008-03-06
Written: (6106 days ago)

9) Explain why the confidence interval range of the O. mykiss is so large.

-A naturally long trout. 



~Bio 140 Lab Exam

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Written about Tuesday 2008-03-04
Written: (6108 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHdggLiUOuE

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?"
That's how I felt when I got 56% on that chem midterm. Somehow, some kinda azn hax, netted me that mark. Kinda makes me feel like going all the way out to that bowling place again and reenact the night I devirginated drunken public pelvis thrusting. 

Shit is still getting real though. 

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Written about Friday 2008-02-29
Written: (6112 days ago)

Fuuuuuuuuuucking Shit. Davis releases a primal yalp, along with fuckword after fuckword. Davis could kill everyone

The Chem exam was amazingly difficult. Why why why. All of my friends, azns, thought it was a bitch. I'm thinking/hoping epic scaling. This is the worst I've felt about an exam evar. This is probably a good sign to start getting shit together. Make serious.  

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Written about Sunday 2007-01-14
Written: (6523 days ago)

Prominent Bands on my mp4 player: Matthew Good/Band, Metric, Holly McNarland, David Usher, Enigma, Moist, Gorillaz and Coldplay.

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Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6671 days ago)

Stuck


Sorry, I can’t make it right,
The pen sits from morning to night,
Because it is dead and drained of all life;
To find out the problem, it’s under the knife.
Cut through the bone, the tough outer shell,
Cartilage and lifeblood, splashing pell-mell,
When I finally reach the pen’s brain,
I find to my utter disdain,
It had not lost the ability to think,
But just gave up, and cut its own ink.

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Written about Friday 2006-07-28
Written: (6692 days ago)

Do you even wake up at night in a cold sweat wondering if your kitten is going to invade Poland?

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

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Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (6703 days ago)

Skateboarding hurts.

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Written about Saturday 2006-07-15
Written: (6706 days ago)

Agoraphobe

The world is a frightening place,
As I learned when we met face to face,
It's too fast for me, as it warps and changes,
And all it's people, psychotic, in different ranges,
Sitting here, I am a coward, watching time fly,
The globe spins and seasons go by,
This house provides all I need,
My center for work, play, and feed,
Like chickens in a pen, or a hermit in a cave.
I am slowly digging my own grave. 

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Written about Saturday 2006-06-10
Written: (6741 days ago)

On my epitaph: 

From child to adult, from womb to birth,
From eating away the world, to feeding the earth,

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Written about Tuesday 2006-05-16
Written: (6766 days ago)

Funny how people just throw things anywhere like 69, sexy, and shit like that. Putting random punctuation./marks.<3 li-ke thi*s is retarded. If spelling shitty takes so much time, learn it right then, douche. [Omfg pink letters make me look so awesome!1one](maybe they should make clear letters...). Also, using fuck for fucking emphasis. Throw overpriced iPods at them. 

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Written about Saturday 2005-09-17
Written: (7006 days ago)

Extra lyrics from the live concert version of the song Symbolistic White Walls - Matthew Good

Open your eyes
The nights and days
You close them up and float away
And somehow in between
You gotta master lying to yourself
You back the cause
Get out of school
You get a job
The job gets you
And somehow every day
You end up serving somebody else
If that ain't panic that you're feeling
Well you damn well better start
You can drive it into that head of yours
With that hammer in your heart

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Written about Monday 2005-08-15
Written: (7039 days ago)

Something Christian people ought to choke on...: So wrong

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Written about Thursday 2005-07-28
Written: (7057 days ago)
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I have seem to be more interested in mountain biking right now...AFTER I FIX MY FUCKED UP RIM! Wow...That thing really pissed me off, It wasn't the fact that I was bleeding from my thumbs or bruised in several places, but my rim was bent. A friend fixed it, and two days later, I crashed horribly...Flew over my handle bars and hit the hard asphalt road, lost my slurpee -_-, was bleeding in several places, but interestingly enough, the only thing that hurt my was the fact that it felt like I ripped out all my pubes...There, I said it, and anyone reading my diary right now who shouldn't be, will be surprised. Now it's getting fixed, and tomorrow I will get it back, fixed, then buy some probably uber shocks from my friend, then, I will destroy the whole thing again, and end up losing more than a few hairs. :P

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Written about Wednesday 2005-07-13
Written: (7073 days ago)

Go on google...search for a band called Hybrahma, the go to one of the websites, and download a song (FOR FREE! It's not pirating) called 'Union City'. Woot for Canada.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-06-28
Written: (7087 days ago)
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6 A's and 2 B's. Top 25% in the Cayley Math Contest. But yet they don't give me a distinguished honour roll. I'm reduced to a petty shitass honourable mention. The girl that I like is getting two levels higher than me. She's a top scholar. It seems I've lost before I started.

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Written about Sunday 2005-06-19
Written: (7097 days ago)

This day's black fate on more days doth depend,
This but begins the woe, others must end.

Romeo and juliet Act 3 Scene 1
(I almost remembered all of it, but almost is nothing).

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Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (7120 days ago)

Today I am happy, for a change. I received a 92% in my math provincial exam, thus dragging my B mark (85%) up to an A mark (86%), this for me is amazing. My term 1 math mark was 69%, and dragging it up 17% was an amazing task and for that I shall receive a new computer....hooray!

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Written about Friday 2005-05-13
Written: (7134 days ago)

A better band, and less ignorant than my last entry...
(DRUMROLL IDIOT!)

Matthew Good Band


Why it is good:

1. It's Canadian
2. It doesn't use the same stupid synthesizer that all new pop/rock bands use in today's music culture
3. It isn't a religious band
4. Americans hate it because they think it goes against them, but it doesn't (but they still censor a lot of the parts)
5. The lyrics are deep and thoughtful.
6. the song titles are clever.
7. The concert tickets are cheap.
8. They live 4 hours away from where I live.
9. They have more than 5 albums.
10. They don't fit into any stupid retarded label group...yet.
11. They don't suck live.
12. They deserve more recognization.

Songs:

Alert Status Red
Weapon
Hello Timebomb
Advertising on Police Cars
The Workers Sing a Song of Mass Production
Near Fanastica
Born to Kill
Symbolistic White Walls
Push
In a World Called Catastrophe
The Ocean
Failing the Rorschach Test
Load Me Up
Fated


Actually, now that I think of it, Gorillaz is pretty good too. Their 'funk' entices me...like a drug.

Feel Good Inc.
Dirty Harry
Dare
Clint Eastwood
Dracula
538545  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-04-01
Written: (7175 days ago)

Today is the survival ex. 3 days. 20 bullets. I mean...nevermind. Should I not come back, I want to be cremated with a stick of dynamite, since it's so near april fools. I shall become very good friends with my knife, gasmask, and morphine in the trenches. Note to self: Next time there is a mustard gas attack, bring your carbon filter you idiot, a gasmask isn't gasmaskable without a carbon filter, and also note, when using it in a tactical forest ambush, the lenses tend to fog up, causing paranoid schizophrenia due to various noises in the bush. But remember, if you are going to be taken down, go down screaming 'Ambush, ambush, AMBUSH!' until the fifth blow to the head puts you out. 

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Written about Saturday 2005-01-08
Written: (7259 days ago)
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Fav. Band:

Jimmy Eat World

Expected more? Well that's it! Owned. Okay I lied...It's Matthew Good

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