Last night I didn't know you could drink upside-down until I did a "keg-stand."
It was the darkest moment of my life.
Not really, but I don't like beer and only lasted like 15 seconds.
Which is like how long I'd last in bed. OOOOOOOOOOOHHH
University guys are so mature.
In someone's dorm on the wall, in ink, which is a bitch to get off with Party Paste, the immortal words: "Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nutts (sic)."
You know the days starts off good when after your supervisor says "You can take anything you can find/use," you find a pair of nunchucks and Blue Raspberry Coolers in the fridge :D.
Being pleasantly buzzed/slightl
Some rooms were hella nasty though. Bag of garbage with rotting meat and blood all over the floor=gg
No amount of Febreeze or even fuckin' "perfumes of Arabia" could sweeten that shit.
So naturally I got my partner to take out the garbage. Dry heaves= D:
I mopped it. No amount of Biogize could neutralize (though blood is neutral) the horrible.
So I got 82% in Psych.
Only A in 9 courses this year.
Dragged average up to 72%
1% Lower than an earlier registration date.
Pulled parents together after a huge fight :S.
All I can say is YEYEYEEEEEWOW.
http://www.you
^ Explains it.
Work. Sleep. Work. Buy. WHY AREN'T THE PSYCH AND BIO MARKS OUT?! Work. Teethfix. Do a barrel roll.
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More medical student syndrome: being pessimistic means you will die faster.
It seems all the lowest moments in my life are when I'm face down on the floor bleeding from my mouth.
As I lay there on the gym floor I noticed funny looking rocks.
Then I thought: "Oh wait, those are my teeth."
Many fuckwords later...
Went to the dentist today, wasn't as bad as I thought. One of my front teeth is half gone and the other is a bit wonky. 50% chance of root canal.
I have to deal with this shit for a week until they decide what to do with my teeth.
Last night I had a dream. One of those dreams where it's all: "Everything works out nicely and everything is going to be alright."
Waking up sucked.
The main thing, that really sucked was, I didn't even manage to make the save.
I finally get to see Radiohead. Woot!
$55 Tickets though D:
So I got a reprieve today. What started off with me getting 5 hours of sleep due to waking up at 6:30, panicking that it was 7:50 (my alarm clock is ridiculously fast), finding out that it was actually 7:00 in the shower (to sum it up, a bad start to the day), ended up alright. Chemistry lab was pathetically easy. Also I got confirmation from the lab director that no chem reports were due today/this week. Too good.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster must've been all, "Damn he's been getting too many meatballs. Time to smooth things out with some lasagna."
I should probably take this chance to get some studying done eh?
I've been having an unnaturally good week. Finished Chem Lab an hour early and did everything perfectly. Got an A on my Research Paper Proposal. Got that job that I wanted really badly. Got bad grammar/punctu
Could this be the turning point in pessimism? Nah, just wait 'till next week.
9) Explain why the confidence interval range of the O. mykiss is so large.
-A naturally long trout.
~Bio 140 Lab Exam
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"Whaaaaaaaaaaa
That's how I felt when I got 56% on that chem midterm. Somehow, some kinda azn hax, netted me that mark. Kinda makes me feel like going all the way out to that bowling place again and reenact the night I devirginated drunken public pelvis thrusting.
Shit is still getting real though.
Fuuuuuuuuuucki
The Chem exam was amazingly difficult. Why why why. All of my friends, azns, thought it was a bitch. I'm thinking/hopin
Prominent Bands on my mp4 player: Matthew Good/Band, Metric, Holly McNarland, David Usher, Enigma, Moist, Gorillaz and Coldplay.
Stuck
Sorry, I can’t make it right,
The pen sits from morning to night,
Because it is dead and drained of all life;
To find out the problem, it’s under the knife.
Cut through the bone, the tough outer shell,
Cartilage and lifeblood, splashing pell-mell,
When I finally reach the pen’s brain,
I find to my utter disdain,
It had not lost the ability to think,
But just gave up, and cut its own ink.
Do you even wake up at night in a cold sweat wondering if your kitten is going to invade Poland?
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Skateboarding hurts.
Agoraphobe
The world is a frightening place,
As I learned when we met face to face,
It's too fast for me, as it warps and changes,
And all it's people, psychotic, in different ranges,
Sitting here, I am a coward, watching time fly,
The globe spins and seasons go by,
This house provides all I need,
My center for work, play, and feed,
Like chickens in a pen, or a hermit in a cave.
I am slowly digging my own grave.
On my epitaph:
From child to adult, from womb to birth,
From eating away the world, to feeding the earth,
Funny how people just throw things anywhere like 69, sexy, and shit like that. Putting random punctuation./m
Extra lyrics from the live concert version of the song Symbolistic White Walls - Matthew Good
Open your eyes
The nights and days
You close them up and float away
And somehow in between
You gotta master lying to yourself
You back the cause
Get out of school
You get a job
The job gets you
And somehow every day
You end up serving somebody else
If that ain't panic that you're feeling
Well you damn well better start
You can drive it into that head of yours
With that hammer in your heart