[Doormat]'s diary
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Newf- can't triforce¿
Relief.
The feeling that was like throwing up whilst in a tornado has passed.
Poetry readings are meant to be done naked, with expelatives.
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The Waste Land
I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
M: Hey man I haven't seen you in awhile
D: Yeah, its been a long time. So, you work here?
M: Are you high?
D: What?
M: Oh nevermind, you must be tired then.
I am perpetually high. On low.
This Thursday...
(I will have a lot of problems with the first question).
So this pretty much sums up my romantic life.
(I'm the Skeleton Harvester).
PS: THIS CALLS FOR EPIC VALENTINE POETRY ENTRY.
I gotta get my shit together before I'm doomed.
My justification, courtesy of 4chans.
Common sense is not always right. Take anger for instance. Expressing it does not make you less angry. Neither does holding it in, or exercise. There isn't enough evidence to support any of these "coping mechanisms."
Sometimes you just gotta FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So I went for a short vacation on 4chan. 
Written about Wednesday 2009-01-07
Written: (5798 days ago)
Some cashier was excited to go to a Lil Wayne concert.
I, being more tolerant of rap, decided to check him out on youtube.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR THIS?
Daily Lulz
Topic: Raps
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Boy, am I glad i didn't take that shot of Moonshine.
But I still managed to get right fucked._.
Hahaha
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YES ahahahaha YES!
I came._.
In order to put my snowboard boots on I had to yell battle cries.
Also, my finger is bleeding now.
Win.
Written about Wednesday 2008-12-17
Written: (5819 days ago)
I might of failed OChem.
Fuck my life.
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Dead Space is awesome.
It is also gonna give me nightmares...
D:
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So I dreamed about Thinkgeek's Laser Guided Scissor last night.
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...Holy fuck.
Your response is incorrect (11 tries).
Methyl acetate is one of the products of this reaction, but omit it from your answer; it is not the product with the longest chain of contiguous C atoms, and it's the less interesting product.
Fuck you ACE, it's interesting to me.
Written about Tuesday 2008-11-11
Written: (5855 days ago)
WARNING THIS IS GRATUITOUSLY VIOLENT
But awesome and 1337 beyond the years.
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(This may scar you unless you are horribly mangled like me :P)