[Doormat]'s diary
Written about Thursday 2009-07-23
Written: (5605 days ago)
Finally dropped my balls and got a girlfriend. Which means even rarer appearances :(. Try looking for a Mew or something :P
Written about Saturday 2009-07-18
Written: (5610 days ago)
Don't know when I'll be back again... Msn if you want :/
Yo dawg I herd you like remixes, so we remixed http://www.you
Written about Tuesday 2009-03-03
Written: (5747 days ago)
More uses of photoshop.
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Newf- can't triforce¿
Relief.
The feeling that was like throwing up whilst in a tornado has passed.
Poetry readings are meant to be done naked, with expelatives.
http://www.you
The Waste Land
I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
M: Hey man I haven't seen you in awhile
D: Yeah, its been a long time. So, you work here?
M: Are you high?
D: What?
M: Oh nevermind, you must be tired then.
I am perpetually high. On low.
This Thursday...
(I will have a lot of problems with the first question).
So this pretty much sums up my romantic life.
(I'm the Skeleton Harvester).
PS: THIS CALLS FOR EPIC VALENTINE POETRY ENTRY.
I gotta get my shit together before I'm doomed.
My justification, courtesy of 4chans.
Common sense is not always right. Take anger for instance. Expressing it does not make you less angry. Neither does holding it in, or exercise. There isn't enough evidence to support any of these "coping mechanisms."
Sometimes you just gotta FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So I went for a short vacation on 4chan. 
Written about Wednesday 2009-01-07
Written: (5802 days ago)
Some cashier was excited to go to a Lil Wayne concert.
I, being more tolerant of rap, decided to check him out on youtube.
http://www.you
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR THIS?
Daily Lulz
Topic: Raps
http://www.you
http://www.you
Boy, am I glad i didn't take that shot of Moonshine.
But I still managed to get right fucked._.
Hahaha
http://www.you
YES ahahahaha YES!
I came._.
In order to put my snowboard boots on I had to yell battle cries.
Also, my finger is bleeding now.
Win.
Written about Wednesday 2008-12-17
Written: (5823 days ago)
I might of failed OChem.
Fuck my life.
(http://www.you
