[Doormat]'s diary
Written about Thursday 2011-06-02
Written: (4922 days ago)
A friend that I worked with died today.
I later found out my ex was dating him last year.
Work is shit.
Felt the need to catalyze the death process.
Decided to try the cigs that I found at work.
A cat ran to my downstairs porch in order to escape the rain.
Me going out there send it back into the downpour.
There was a chair out there for me, strangely enough.
Smoking is overrated and feels bad man.
Shouldn't of bothered when I'm having seasonal asthma.
This website is dying, I have legendary writer's block and probably something like dysthymia.
GG
Written about Friday 2010-09-17
Written: (5180 days ago)
Give me a reason to become active again.
Failed my N test ಥ_ಥ
Dear Bitch who didn't yield to my right of way at the 4 way stop intersection,
YOU'RE LUCKY MY RPG-7 WAS IN THE TRUNK, FUCKER.
Written about Sunday 2010-03-28
Written: (5353 days ago)
http://games.a
Solves all problems
Written about Tuesday 2010-03-02
Written: (5379 days ago)
Heartbroken.
Fuck it hurts.
Written about Friday 2009-11-20
Written: (5481 days ago)
http://www.you
Fuck yeah Seaking!
Written about Thursday 2009-07-23
Written: (5601 days ago)
Finally dropped my balls and got a girlfriend. Which means even rarer appearances :(. Try looking for a Mew or something :P
Written about Saturday 2009-07-18
Written: (5606 days ago)
Don't know when I'll be back again... Msn if you want :/
Yo dawg I herd you like remixes, so we remixed http://www.you
Written about Tuesday 2009-03-03
Written: (5743 days ago)
More uses of photoshop.
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Newf- can't triforce¿
Relief.
The feeling that was like throwing up whilst in a tornado has passed.
Poetry readings are meant to be done naked, with expelatives.
http://www.you
The Waste Land
I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
M: Hey man I haven't seen you in awhile
D: Yeah, its been a long time. So, you work here?
M: Are you high?
D: What?
M: Oh nevermind, you must be tired then.
I am perpetually high. On low.
This Thursday...
(I will have a lot of problems with the first question).
So this pretty much sums up my romantic life.
(I'm the Skeleton Harvester).
PS: THIS CALLS FOR EPIC VALENTINE POETRY ENTRY.
I gotta get my shit together before I'm doomed.