haven't posted for a while. Ah yes, the good ole "I hate dial up" entry, I remember it well. Not really, because I say such things about my dial up so often... I've been watching a lot of Vicar of Dibley lately, a GREAT show if you like british comedy, here's a couple or few of good quotes from it:

"You're one tit short of an udder you are" - Owen

"I've a memory like an elephant....who's lost his memory" - Latisha

(This quote said a day after Owen sucks face with Geraldine) "I believe this is your filling. I would've given it to you sooner, but I've only just passed it." - Owen

"Sometimes I regret that cows can't talk, other times it's a bloody relief" - Owen

"Maybe Herod meant 'Kiss all the babies of Bethlehem', instead of 'Kill all the babies of Bethlehem'" - David

i......hate......dial up

man, research papers suck. so do deadlines. so you can imagine what I think of deadlines on research papers....

I was just flipping through random members on here when a thought occured to me, since we're carbon based life forms, if your heart just kept getting smaller and smaller, wouldn't it eventually become a lump of coal?

"These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools"
- George Carlin

I'm lazy, get bent.

hmm, Captain's Log, stardate 1-12-04. Nah, I'll stop the Star Trek routine before the inevitable Uranus jokes ensue. So, today...in Yearbook my computer had been reformatted so I got to try and recreate my pages. Lovely.

Ok, well, I suppose I'm going to go watch Monty Python or something.

Wow, just found out I had a diary on here. Think of all the nerdy things I could write so that now people in other countries can say "psht, what a loser". Ah, the wonders that technology brings us. So..what the crap do people normally write in these things? 'I am riding on a roller-coaster of emotions, for Jenny has asked me to the ball!!' Heeeeeeck no. The most exciting thing that's happened today is the fact that for some reason my mom made waffles for supper. Hmm, what am I doing right now? Right now I am listening to Evanescence. Because their song 'Eternal' has rain in it...and I like rain...and it isn't raining outside...meat.