well tonight certainly was interesting, though a long story for background purposes...

I have a friend who recently started dating a guy with a twin brother. They're not identical, but they look a lot alike to someone just meeting them, so since my best friend and I had only heard them talk about sports the ONE time we had met them, we dubbed them Jockstrap and Shoulderpad. Well Savanah (the one dating Jockstrap) thought it was funny, but didn't think they would, but Shelby (my best friend) and I don't see them at all anyway, so it wasn't a problem til we all met at Savanah's house tonight.
  So Shelby and I are playing Go-Fish, and she asks me which twin was next to us playing ping-pong with his brother. I said shoulderpad, which made the guy turn around, ask what 'THAT' was all about, then he got REALLY pissed and started talking about how I shouldn't be talking, because I don't play sports (I just *love* it how some jocks think that your opinion doesn't matter unless you play sports), and then he said that he could say a lot worse about me. Well Shelby and I tried explaining that it was a joke, but apparantly he didn't get the humor, so Shelby told him to bring on the insult. It...was...stupid lol, it was something like "dip shit anal fucking faggot". I have a highly sarcastic nature, particularly when arguing, but I managed to keep myself from informing him that my sister has called me worse, but I couldn't keep myself from an involuntary bobbing of my head that signified he should go on. I mean, I couldn't believe that was his coup de grace. So then Shelby tried to shift his focus to her, since I was about to make a sarcastic comment, he was about to hit me, and she was the one who came up with Jockstrap and Shoulderpad. What gets me, is that Savanah's boyfriend was ok with being called Jockstrap, but Chris was offended by Shoulderpad? SHOULDERPAD?? But being as there wasn't a referee, and he could easily kick my butt I refrained from saying anything about it. Oh, and he said that we should just say it to his face instead of trying to hide it, he didn't get the fact that we were whispering it loudly so he WOULD hear it, as a joke you know? What an idiot....

Hmm, well, what's going on with me....well this morning I called my best friend, she was just on her way to work, I asked when she got off, she said 3, but she thinks that her and a friend were going to get some people together to watch a movie, but that she'd call later. I'm not sure if that meant she'd call me if they're watching a movie, or that I'm not invited so she'd call me after the movie....in which case I might be peeved....

haven't posted for a while. Ah yes, the good ole "I hate dial up" entry, I remember it well. Not really, because I say such things about my dial up so often... I've been watching a lot of Vicar of Dibley lately, a GREAT show if you like british comedy, here's a couple or few of good quotes from it:

"You're one tit short of an udder you are" - Owen

"I've a memory like an elephant....who's lost his memory" - Latisha

(This quote said a day after Owen sucks face with Geraldine) "I believe this is your filling. I would've given it to you sooner, but I've only just passed it." - Owen

"Sometimes I regret that cows can't talk, other times it's a bloody relief" - Owen

"Maybe Herod meant 'Kiss all the babies of Bethlehem', instead of 'Kill all the babies of Bethlehem'" - David

i......hate......dial up

man, research papers suck. so do deadlines. so you can imagine what I think of deadlines on research papers....

I was just flipping through random members on here when a thought occured to me, since we're carbon based life forms, if your heart just kept getting smaller and smaller, wouldn't it eventually become a lump of coal?

"These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools"
- George Carlin

I'm lazy, get bent.

hmm, Captain's Log, stardate 1-12-04. Nah, I'll stop the Star Trek routine before the inevitable Uranus jokes ensue. So, today...in Yearbook my computer had been reformatted so I got to try and recreate my pages. Lovely.

Ok, well, I suppose I'm going to go watch Monty Python or something.

Wow, just found out I had a diary on here. Think of all the nerdy things I could write so that now people in other countries can say "psht, what a loser". Ah, the wonders that technology brings us. So..what the crap do people normally write in these things? 'I am riding on a roller-coaster of emotions, for Jenny has asked me to the ball!!' Heeeeeeck no. The most exciting thing that's happened today is the fact that for some reason my mom made waffles for supper. Hmm, what am I doing right now? Right now I am listening to Evanescence. Because their song 'Eternal' has rain in it...and I like rain...and it isn't raining outside...meat.