Michael Jackson has just been cleared of all charges against him. And I have to say that I am a little disappointed, if only because the BBC reported that Jackson, if convicted, would be sent to the same prison as Charles Manson. I had started to visualise wonderful scenarios of the two men at breakfast, or shovelling manure in the prison farm, or indexing the carefully censored content of the prison library. Shame.

Sin City was excellent incase you were wondering, everyone should see it. To follow up the film we watched the sun rise over Tesco's car park, what could be more perfecter?

Ah, Friday night television. The unsophisticated comedy styling of Lenny Henry, the all too brief respite from mediocrity that is Have I Got News For You?, and later Jonathon Ross is joined by luke warm wet dogs of pop-rock, Coldplay. How can I hope to contain my jubilance? Lucky for me that UCI has a 12:10 showing of Sin CIty, I'll post about that later.