[Gone with the Tides of Fate]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2004-07-13
Written: (7437 days ago)

I am very crazy and probably should be locked up in a straight jacket or something, anyhow I was too hyper one night and was watching some old movies. Noone was there with me but I was too hyper to care and decided to screw some of the quotes up.

The first movie was a DuckTales movie.
Louy: QUICK! HIDE THE ELEPHANT!
Dewy:*sarcasticly* Oh Yeah! Like Where?
Terika: Genie's Hat is big enough! (Genie was another Character with a really big hat)

Genie: What's More Important? A fortune or your life?
Scrooge: Well......
Genie: It's not exactly a trick question!
Terika: It isn't?

Dijon: Don't Worry about ol' Merlock! He would not dare confront the great and powerful Dijon! *really fast* Besides I don't think he knows about this yet!
Terika: Are sure about that?

The next movie was a CHEAP version of Cinderella.

Royal Assitant: The lass doesn't reconize your highness.
Terika: Could you have said that any louder for I'm sure she now knows!

(Prince is asking alot of questions)
Prince: And where does your father sleep?
Terika: Dude, your highness that sounded really twisted!

(Step sisters are singing)
Esmerelda: She is so frail, without any trouble I could easily break her arm!
Terika: Why just her arm if she's so frail?

Prunella(yes that is her name!)(I'm going to call Kairi that now!): Why can't the man ever fall for a solid girl like me?
Terika: because it makes you ugly and your knee creaks! (not the best insult but none the less)

*King and queen go to dance then everyone else goes to join the dance and the King and queen leave the floor*
Terika: Your too good to dance with your people are you?

(Esmerelda is talking/dancing with prince)
Esmerelda: May I say something personal?
Prince: Go ahead
Esmerelda: Wonderful weather we are having, no?
Terika: That was a bit too personal!

The next Movie was half of the old The Parent Trap by Disney.

(The twinns are in lunch line and see each other for the first time)
Terika: The Twinn with too much hair is Sharon and the one with no hair is Susan.


(At Dance. Susan is Talking to a boy)
Susan: I feel completely naked without my lipstick!
Terika: It covers your lips..... without any is very reaveling

Susan: Oh they started the music again.
Boy: *clears throught* I guess we otta.
Susan: I love Dancing! I could dance all night! Especaily with you Willferd.
Boy: *clears throught* ok then....
Terika: So much for Ice breakers! Just go ahead and call him your boyfriend for Sori's Sake!

(Sharon and Susan have just found out that they are offical twinns)
Sharon: You know they must have fought and took to the extreme of divorce and seperated us!
Susan: *eating a popsicle a bit faster than you probably should* OH MY GOSH! *bites her nails*
Terika: OMG!!! YOU GOT BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!!

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Written about Monday 2004-06-14
Written: (7466 days ago)
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I had the strangest dream one night and I wanted ppl to know about it so they have a good laugh.

First of all I'm a guy (laugh your heart out Kaery, Kira, Tiggris, and Aniu If she ever loggs on). I look alot like Legos or however you spell the name of the Archer in LOTR. Anyway I'm a minature cruise ship and I'm enjoying myself. Then suddenly another mini cruise ship shows up. The start attacking the ship like Pirates would. I'm shoved into the engine room. We have more than 10,000 leaks in there so they tell me to go up and get rid of the Pirates. I get up there and start slicing people in half, in a kinda cartoony way (No blood or anything). Then I'm thrown onto a raft and I sail away while the ship (which I now know is called "The Bertrum") is burning down and sinking. The next thing I know I'm in a abandond, one-room building. There are 2 recliners and 5 table covered in cake. I fall asleep in one of the recliners depite I just woke up. I woke up to a roaring as people, animals, and other things, stick there arms in the now existing windows. I sit there just staring at them. When they leave I go back to sleep. The next morning a purple door suddenly appears and I go through it. A family randomly asks me if they can spend the night at my place. I say It isn't mine and turn them away. The father curses me out so I, don't ask me why I did this, I let them stay but warn them I only have one recliner for them. I also tell them they can't touch the cakes. That night the same thing happened, The things put there arms in the window and roared. The youngest girl gets scared and comes over to my recliner. I hug her close to me to make her feel safe I randomly look up and a dinosaur claw is shaking a box of corn flakes.

Well that was dream one. Now for dream two!!!!!

I can't say where I am exactly. I'd say a cross between a night club, a game show stage, a carvern in a volcanoe, and a school. Anyway the Oslen Twinns are on one side of the room and twinn brothers are on the other side. I THINK I am a fairy here. anyway I keep on floating form one twinn set to the other. The olsen's side of the room has blue lava (hint the volcanoe) and the others are one the red side. Soon I get tired so I order a coke from a bar (hint nightclub). I sit in a set of Bleachers and then some one sits on me (hint I'm small and the flying indicates I'm a fairy). On the other side of the room there is a OLD woman dressed in black next to a blackboard (hint school). Suddenly I hear a dragon's roar and both twinn's start answearing questions that I can't hear, with answears like Giki, Weko, Kairi (I hope the question was "Who is the one of the Manstealers?), Sora, Terika, Gikuja, and many others.

Then I suddenly wake up.

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Written about Wednesday 2004-06-09
Written: (7472 days ago)

(Sing in the tune of "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer!")
Heartless got ran over by a Neko!
Coming home from the bar that night
You may say theres no such thing as Hanyous
But as for me and Sora (KH) we believe

They'd been drinking one too many
and the bar tender through them out!
They never made past midnight,
the next morning there were track marks on their noses!

(You can also put Kairi in where Heartless is)

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Written about Saturday 2004-04-10
Written: (7532 days ago)

Moment in History: I actually LIKED science today! (.) o (.)! Yes Amazing I know but I knew it would happen one day. Me, Kira, Tigris, Sarah, and Richie (well he was just there) were playing a trivia game on the planets and well if u know us u can immagine what happened. Just to add to the mayhem all the drawings made everything look too fruity!!!!!!
Some quotes:
Sarah: Ryhmes with..... (whenever the answer was Veus she would say it and well it's pretty perverted)

Sarah: Jupiter!
Kira: No! It's Rainbow!
Terika: Taste the rainbow! (don't ask!)

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